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  • #16
    My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
    My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
    My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
    My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
    My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
    My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
    My dick has better credit than I do.
    My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
    My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
    My dick is so big, it has casters.
    My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
    My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
    My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
    My dick is so big, it lives next door.
    My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
    My dick is so big, it votes.
    My dick is a better dresser than I am.
    My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
    My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
    My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
    My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
    No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.
    My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
    My dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
    My dick was once the ambassador to China.
    My dick is so big, it's gone condo.
    My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick than himself.
    My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
    It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
    My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
    My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
    My dick is so big, it has feet.
    My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
    My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
    My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
    My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
    My dick is so big, it has investors.
    My dick is so big, it seats six.
    My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
    My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
    My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
    My dick is so big, it has an opening act.
    My dick is so big I can fuck an elevator shaft.
    My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
    My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
    My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
    My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
    My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
    If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.
    My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.
    My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
    My dick is so big, Trump owns it.
    My dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
    My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
    My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
    My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
    My dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
    My dick is so big, you can ski down it.
    My dick is so big, it has elbows.
    My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
    My dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
    My dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
    My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
    My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
    My dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear.
    My dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba.
    My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
    My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
    NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
    My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
    The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
    My dick is so big, it has a spine.
    My dick is so big, it has a basement.
    My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
    My dick is more muscular than I am.
    My dick is so big it has cable.
    My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
    My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.
    My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
    My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
    My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
    My dick is so big, I can braid it.
    My dick is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
    My dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
    My dick is so big, I can sit on it.
    My dick is so big, it can chew gum.
    My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
    My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.
    My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
    My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
    My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
    My dick is so big, you're standing on it.
    My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
    My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
    My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
    My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
    My dick is so big, it's right behind you
    hahahahahahaha


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    • #17
      So Suzy, you claim to have the biggest AND most functional cock in TO. Your good friend Lucy claims to have the most functional cock in TO as well and this has been well documented in this forum for many years so I am asking if you still want to make the claim to fame of having the most functional cock in Toronto? I'm sure your cock is larger than Lucy's, but I would be surprised if it is more functional.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Shyla Wild View Post
        My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
        My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
        My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
        My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
        My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
        My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
        My dick has better credit than I do.
        My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
        My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
        My dick is so big, it has casters.
        My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
        My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
        My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
        My dick is so big, it lives next door.
        My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
        My dick is so big, it votes.
        My dick is a better dresser than I am.
        My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
        My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
        My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
        My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
        No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.
        My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
        My dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
        My dick was once the ambassador to China.
        My dick is so big, it's gone condo.
        My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick than himself.
        My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
        It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
        My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
        My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
        My dick is so big, it has feet.
        My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
        My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
        My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
        My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
        My dick is so big, it has investors.
        My dick is so big, it seats six.
        My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
        My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
        My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
        My dick is so big, it has an opening act.
        My dick is so big I can fuck an elevator shaft.
        My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
        My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
        My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
        My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
        My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
        If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.
        My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.
        My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
        My dick is so big, Trump owns it.
        My dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
        My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
        My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
        My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
        My dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
        My dick is so big, you can ski down it.
        My dick is so big, it has elbows.
        My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
        My dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
        My dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
        My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
        My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
        My dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear.
        My dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba.
        My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
        My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
        NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
        My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
        The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
        My dick is so big, it has a spine.
        My dick is so big, it has a basement.
        My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
        My dick is more muscular than I am.
        My dick is so big it has cable.
        My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
        My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.
        My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
        My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
        My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
        My dick is so big, I can braid it.
        My dick is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
        My dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
        My dick is so big, I can sit on it.
        My dick is so big, it can chew gum.
        My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
        My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.
        My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
        My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
        My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
        My dick is so big, you're standing on it.
        My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
        My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
        My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
        My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
        My dick is so big, it's right behind you

        hahahahahahaha


        The question should read.........."Who's got the biggest cock and know's how to use it?.......

        Shyla wins, hands down.........bar none..........you rock gurl........

        Mitsu.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by shyla wild View Post
          ​bring it.....
          cock off!!!
          I'm not anti-semantic - words are some of my best friends!

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          • #20
            Perhaps Goodhandys could have a biggest cock contest. I'd be glad to be a judge!

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            • #21
              I will say it again, its not the size of it, but the ass pushing it!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • #22
                Its not size for sure, the most important thing how the girl use it. But, sometimes small size brings a problem like some girls are fat and also has small cock ( than they have to give in one possition ) and advertise +7 even they are not even 4, than size is important.Trust a girl when she has pictures or videos
                Originally posted by bottomguyusually View Post
                I will say it again, its not the size of it, but the ass pushing it!!!!!!!!!!!
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                PART OF MY JOB, TO KNOW WHERE I PLACE MY HANDS, MY LIPS , MY TONGUE , MY LEGS EVEN MY THOUGHTS...I CAN BECOME YOUR FIRST KISS OR ANY IMAGE YOU DREAM IN A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE...AM I YOUR SECRETARY , STUDENT, TEACHER, GF, SEX SLAVE, OR MISTRESS...??


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                • #23
                  For a minute I thought you were talking about me Lola, LOL?

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                  • #24
                    You are a man, I love any size of cock in any man , I am not a size queen at all
                    Originally posted by Ray View Post
                    For a minute I thought you were talking about me Lola, LOL?
                    THE BEST IS BACK IN HER SPOT Snapchat " lolatoronto "
                    www.shemalelola.com phone : 416-4516442

                    PART OF MY JOB, TO KNOW WHERE I PLACE MY HANDS, MY LIPS , MY TONGUE , MY LEGS EVEN MY THOUGHTS...I CAN BECOME YOUR FIRST KISS OR ANY IMAGE YOU DREAM IN A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE...AM I YOUR SECRETARY , STUDENT, TEACHER, GF, SEX SLAVE, OR MISTRESS...??


                    https://twitter.com/ShemaleLola

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by suzy View Post
                      I am currently visiting Ottawa,thank u guys for your hospitality.. My Toronto and Ottawa clients told me that I have the biggest shecock that they ve ever seen.as we know everybody exaggerate their cock size in our bussines.I measured mine ,its little over 9 inches length,7 inches width.and its the same width from the tip to the shaft.its not bent,its not leaning to one side or facing down like some others...... some says that they have the biggest one in Toronto and I am here to prove that I have the BIGGEST and the most functional one in TORONTO ,do you wanna compare?? ... 7/24 at anytime in anywhere...
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                      ps. my cock is totally soft in that pic,please use your imagination .....
                      Your beautiful.

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                      • #26
                        Suzy I just read your ad in one paragraph it says you have 9 inches and then in the next you say you are 10. Do you even know what size cock you are? Really.. before lying about a cock size please pick one to lie about.

                        I just screenshotted your ad, read under the red lines of your ad. And anyone can go to shemalecanada.com/escort/suzy to see that I didn't retype anything since I am not able to do such thing.

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                        From working with girls Layla's is the thickest, Shyla's is the longest and Lola's is between the third biggest or after Shyla. I didn't really look at Layla or Lola's cock so I don't know who's is bigger. I just know Shyla's is bigger since in Ottawa a customer of mine wanted me to suck Shyla's cock she was only semi hard when I sucked her (with condom) and let me say that it's a monster. And I know my cock.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by ditadior View Post
                          From working with girls Layla's is the thickest, Shyla's is the longest and Lola's is between the third biggest or after Shyla. I didn't really look at Layla or Lola's cock so I don't know who's is bigger. I just know Shyla's is bigger since in Ottawa a customer of mine wanted me to suck Shyla's cock she was only semi hard when I sucked her (with condom) and let me say that it's a monster. And I know my cock.
                          Thank you for the compliment and the vote of confidence. But I cannot hold a light to neither Lola nor Layla. We each aspects that make us each unique and special.

                          BUT...

                          I have walked into a room with Lola and she will light up the room. Her personality goes much deeper then her beauty. Very magnetic charisma.

                          And Layla is the beauty of the Night. Like a silent quiet summer night. Peaceful, mysterious, and calming. Then the bass starts kicking.

                          I respect both of these girls very much and Dita thank you again, but Layla and Lola are in a different class.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Shyla Wild View Post
                            Thank you for the compliment and the vote of confidence. But I cannot hold a light to neither Lola nor Layla. We each aspects that make us each unique and special.

                            BUT...

                            I have walked into a room with Lola and she will light up the room. Her personality goes much deeper then her beauty. Very magnetic charisma.

                            And Layla is the beauty of the Night. Like a silent quiet summer night. Peaceful, mysterious, and calming. Then the bass starts kicking.

                            I respect both of these girls very much and Dita thank you again, but Layla and Lola are in a different class.
                            i love all three of you, you three are my best friends. figures the size queen is best friends with the biggest cocks. LMAOOOOOO!!
                            god i crack myself up. I keep saying someone admit me in rehab for cock addiction. I'm cock crazy.
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                            • #29
                              personal experience would say Layla, Kim, Lola.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Oscar View Post
                                personal experience would say Layla, Kim, Lola.
                                biggest in toronto is for sure chanell the blonde chick from goodhandys i measured it at he lounge once and it was 10.5 and very thick.
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