If not for bad luck I'd have no luck!!

[Rockheart]

Gloom Dispair and agony on me

[Mugsammy]

Lmao!!

Too funny! You need to read my "honey, don't worry about the fat thread." Get out of the doldrums lol!

On the other hand maybe not so funny...I know 3 of their names...that's friggin' old!

[Mugsammy]

Yeah!! Right!!!

Coincidence Eh!

On the weekend I looked for my Oakley sunglasses to no avail. But I do find my Adidas glasses, never worn runners and some cash. Today I look again...I find the oakleys...SCORE!!

Now I can't find my credit card nor my air miles card!

I wear my pedometer today for the first time...I find out my 6k run is not 6k...it's 4.8k's!! WTF is going on here!? Subconsciously and even though it doesn't look as good, I'm trying to keep this little layer of extra baggage covering my abs. It's supposed to be healthier.

I must stop this mental telepathy thing and sending things to my dream girls! Alexis, Lola...either of you have my credit card? Lucy, Shyla, Fantasia...any of you have my credit card? Tiffany Vegas...do you have my credit card? No! Ok then, thanks!

Guess I may as well order a new card! What's next for crying out loud! Where in blazes is my friggin' phone!

[dom r]

I've been banned at the Quality in Ottawa(Traffic to my room), Monte Carlo in Sauga(bad review on Tripadvisor set them off), refused access to The International Hotel in Calgary and the Suites in Ottawa..

You and every other escort that was banned or refused access into a hotel needs to hire a lawyer and sue the hotels or at least get free advice from a lawyer. Escorting is legal therefore you have the legal right to rent a hotel room and escort because what you do with the client in your room while on a date is a private matter no matter how many visits you get. Even if the hotel clerk can see your shemalecanada ad on-line and knows for a fact you're escorting in his city, he still shouldn't have the right to ban or refuse you because escorting is legal and if he does you can take legal action against the hotel. Yes escorts cannot walk outside naked and do a lap dance but what you do in your own room while providing a date as a service is no ones GD business as long as you do not break a law which escorting is NOT breaking a law. Would they ban a man who rented a hotel room that got 5 or 10 visits by family members? No, so by banning you because you're an escort is discrimination. If nothing is done about this the hotels will just get worse to the point they wont allow any escorts ever.

[Mugsammy]

When will the bs end!!!

I lost my Versace sunglasses!!!

I'm moving to Edmonton...Lola is coming to Alberta...we've been texting and PM's back and forth, hoping to meet. Lola is going to Calgary 02-09 Sep. Guess where I'll be leaving for on the 6th? Istan friggin' bul!!

All I want to see a few of the "best" girls! Lola, Suzy, Shyla and that sexy bitch Alexis!

Is that asking too friggin' much!! When is the pain gonna stop!!

PS: It's only coincidence that the girls I'm interested in are very well hung. That is not my main interest...which is their sex appeal and beauty.

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