Guy's sign says "GOD HATES FAGS" so I showed him my...

[LadyMissKier]

Ok so I live near the south in the US; right on the mason-dixon/redneck line; down by washington DC in the US.

So good some god fairing christian folks decided to come into our part of town to protest. This is the art/theatre district which is almost an exclusively gay neighborhood.

One open mined fellow had a sign that said: "GOD HATES FAGS" he then tried to hand me some propaganda on how god created AIDS to send homosexuals to hell.

So I informed him more heterosexuals die from AIDS then Homosexuals. I guess god can accept a little bit collateral damage. He went on with some rant so I said:

"Excuse me sir can I show you something?"
="Er what"

So I pulled out my cock. His jaw just dropped and he stared for a bit. So I said:

"Like what you see? Based on the look of surprise/excitement on your face you might want to watch out for God's AIDS. Faggot"

It was classic.

God loves us all!

[cobbler]

Well done.
These people are pond scum.
I can picture a god with a sense of humour saying to the kneeling supplicants, "While you're down there...."

[maddplotter]

LOL

That was priceless. So who walked away, you or him?

[tslisaparadise]

Ok so I live near the south in the US; right on the mason-dixon/redneck line; down by washington DC in the US.

So good some god fairing christian folks decided to come into our part of town to protest. This is the art/theatre district which is almost an exclusively gay neighborhood.

One open mined fellow had a sign that said: "GOD HATES FAGS" he then tried to hand me some propaganda on how god created AIDS to send homosexuals to hell.

So I informed him more heterosexuals die from AIDS then Homosexuals. I guess god can accept a little bit collateral damage. He went on with some rant so I said:

"Excuse me sir can I show you something?"
="Er what"

So I pulled out my cock. His jaw just dropped and he stared for a bit. So I said:

"Like what you see? Based on the look of surprise/excitement on your face you might want to watch out for God's AIDS. Faggot"

It was classic.

God loves us all!

oh man i would have paid big bucks to see that lol

[Rantsalot]

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Kier , you should've really hammed it up and said something in a southern belle accent like "Oh my , I declare", kiss the guy THEN pull out your piece.

[LadyMissKier]

II quickly put the little guy back as there was a heavy police presence, but would have loved to give him a kiss. But he was gross/redneck NRA type.

I walked away and blew him a kiss.

[wgcd2]

lol, you probably secretly made his day.

[merelypink]

thats awesome!!

[tslisaparadise]

thats awesome!!

he must have been a replublican lol

[LadyMissKier]

he must have been a replublican lol

I'm a hard core, right winged, conservative, evangelical, southern NRA card carrying republican, at heart.