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(B@rbie Swallows) Movie Reviews! "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE" 1Hr. 38 Mins Rated R
"HOT TUB TIME MACHINE"
"Release Date: 26 Friday, March 26'th, 2010 "
Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use and pervasive language. 1 hour & 38 minutes.
Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use and pervasive language. 1 hour & 38 minutes.
Comedy
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE follows a group of best friends who've become bored with their adult lives: Adam has been dumped by his girlfriend; Lou is a party guy who can't find the party; Nick's wife controls his every move; and video game-obsessed Jacob won't leave his basement. After a crazy night of drinking in a ski resort hot tub, the men wake up, heads' pounding, in the year 1986. This is their chance to kick some past and change their futures - one will find a new love life, one will learn to stand up for himself with the ladies, one will find his mojo, and one will make sure he still exists!
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE follows a group of best friends who've become bored with their adult lives: Adam has been dumped by his girlfriend; Lou is a party guy who can't find the party; Nick's wife controls his every move; and video game-obsessed Jacob won't leave his basement. After a crazy night of drinking in a ski resort hot tub, the men wake up, heads' pounding, in the year 1986. This is their chance to kick some past and change their futures - one will find a new love life, one will learn to stand up for himself with the ladies, one will find his mojo, and one will make sure he still exists!
Director: Steve Pink
Cast - Major:
John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Chevy Chase, Crispin Glover, Lizzy Caplan, Sebastian Stan, Charlie McDermott, Clark Duke, Lyndsy Fonseca, Collette Wolfe, Kellee Stewart
John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Chevy Chase, Crispin Glover, Lizzy Caplan, Sebastian Stan, Charlie McDermott, Clark Duke, Lyndsy Fonseca, Collette Wolfe, Kellee Stewart
Official Site: http://hottubtimemachinemovie.com/
So I saw a new movie a few nights ago called "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE" in theaters and i thought it was a really funny, great, wild, over the top comedy film. There was lot's of sex, nudity and drug use in this movie. Basically there all partying in a hot tub and they some how get transported into the past in the year 1986 and it kinda feels like watching the movie "Back to the Future" cause there were similarities, going to the past and present, lol.
So I saw a new movie a few nights ago called "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE" in theaters and i thought it was a really funny, great, wild, over the top comedy film. There was lot's of sex, nudity and drug use in this movie. Basically there all partying in a hot tub and they some how get transported into the past in the year 1986 and it kinda feels like watching the movie "Back to the Future" cause there were similarities, going to the past and present, lol.
So the group of grown men are all in shock cause everything is so out of this world and out dated. Like they don't know what text message is, or twitter or facebook, or internet or ipod, or internet or any of the stuff they didn't have back in those days compare to what we do right now in the year 2010. I really enjoying watching this entertaining movie and i garentee u will not be dissappoint in this non stop comedy film.
I loved the part where this guy lost a bet in which he had to suck off his straight buddy's black cock, in which he did and next thing u see, is cum shots all over his face in the bathroom scene, lol. I give this movie a 8 out of 10. I hope u enjoy reading my review on behalf of this movie. Take ur friends or lover to see this film and you're both gonna have a great time dying of laughter!
On a side note: From my personal experience while watching this movie i had kinda a bad experience which kinda ruined my sence of humour during this comedy film. I had plans with my gf Cheryl for about a couple of days before the movie date and she agreed we'd go together and stuff then when i reminded her about it she was like oh i can't meet u, i'm sorry, i'm broke, i gotta make money tonight with clients being an escort ect... Yes i know she's a hooker, but she dosen't always work every night, so i knew it was bullshit and just didn't wanted to come along, cause she probaly had better things to do like spending quality time with her bf or chill with her drug friends, lol. Anyways i text her saying, we've already made plans and now ur gonna break them last minute, that's not cool u know cause we hardly spend that much quality time together as friends, and i just wanted to chill with u.
And what's 1hr and 30 mins out of ur god dame time, that u can't make it to the movies with me? I was like u can always see ur clients after 11pm when the movie is done. I also mentioned in the text that because she was broke i was gonna lend her $100 plus the $20 that i own u back so which is a total of $120 all together. She didn't replied back till the very last minute. She called me and she was like ur right barbie, we should hang out and spend quality time together, i can always make money as a hooker tomorrow night, and mean while i heard her friend in the background, so i could tell she was full of shit about working and being busy, she just wanted to get high on drugs with her loser friends. But hey, i don't care nor do i judge those that do narcotics, if u wanna live ur life like that everyday getting high, then all the power to u. I sure not don't enjoy living my life like that u know, lol. Getting high once in a blue moon is alright, but i can't imagine doing drugs everyday, that's just fucked up.
Anyways she met me at the movie theater, and everything was going great. Me, my brother George and my gay friend James & Cheryl of course all made it in time for this movie. I payed for all these tickets cause i'm very generous and nice and like to spend quality time with the people i love and care about. So this is the part that really pissed me off ok. So before the movie started Cheryl was like turn off ur cell phone barbie, the movie is about to start, so i did, no problem and i assumed she did the same thing till half way through the fucking movie i noticed she was reading and replying back to a text message on her phone during the fucking movie. She then tells me oh i'll be back in 5 minutes, i gotta use the bathroom really quick. Anyways i was waiting, and waiting and waiting for her to come back, and boy she was sure taking a long fucking time. My friend James asked me, where did ur friend go, and i gave him the sniffing the coke body language signal to give him a hint, which made him laugh.
Anyways 30 minutes later, Cheryl arrives back and sits right next to me and she smells like she's been smoking earlier, and mind u she didn't even say anything about sorry for being late or nothing. So i kept my fucking calm nerves till the movie was over, which was like 20 minutes after her returned. So the movie ended and Cheryl was like oh Barbie that was such a great movie, it was really funny. I'm like wtf are u talking about? U missed half an hour of the fucking movie. She's like no i haven't i've only been gone just a couple of minutes. I'm like u came back 30 minutes, where the fuck did u go? Was it more important smoking ciggaretts and chatting on ur cell phone while leaving ur friend hanging in the fucking movie theater like a total jack ass waiting for u? She's like oh are u mad at me or something, why are u making this such a big deal. I was like whatever, screw u and then i just stormed out of there as fast as i could to avoid her cause that's how fucking pissed off i was at her.
She acted like she was all innocent with me, like saying stuff like, excuse me, why are u talking to me like that for. I guess when ur high on drugs, u think ur only gone for a few minutes, but trust me it was half an hour long. I wouldn't be upset if it was 5 or 10 minutes the most, but 30 mins, like come on, whats the fucking point seeing the fucking movie if ur gonna only watch 1 hour of it. She missed all the good scenes in the movie, and i don't think she cared that much, cause she's a very selfish person that only cares about her self. I feel like she takes my friendship for granted cause i'm a nice person, but at least i informed her and told her off, cause i'm not nieve to let her get away with it and pretend as if nothing hapened. I promised her earlier that i was gonna go to a bank machine and take out $100 bucks for her after the movie was over, cause she was broke and shit.
But after that rude incident she pulled, i couldn't be bothered with her fucking bullshit drama being all self centered and only caring about her self and not for other people. It shows that when people do that to there friends they got much better things to do with there time. She showed no interest in the movie what so ever. And the only reason why came along to the movie cause i promised i was gonna lend her money. Anyways i didn't give her the cash, i just fucking walked out and left. I sent her a text message informing her that was fucking rude and disrespectfull of what she done, and that i'm never ever gonna invite her again to the movies with me again, cause that's just very selfish of u to do that. Like it's not a dvd movie where u can pause the god dame thing to have ur smoke break & chat on ur cell phone u know. We're in a fucking movie theater.
Why couldn't she just fucking talk on her cell and have her smoke break after the movie was over? Is one hour and 30 minutes too difficult for her? lol.. well apparnetly so, more so when ur under the influence of drugs. I could tell she was high cause she was speaking very loud and fast, so i'm not stupid. Anyways she didn't replied back to my text message cause she knows i'm fucking right, and shes ashamed or just pretending to be just to act all innocent. Even my brother George and my friend James both agreed with me that it was very of Cheryl to walk out of the theater during a movie and take a 30 minutes break. U just don't fucking do that. I don't care if ur sober or high on drugs, that's just wrong and disrespectfull. Oh well, i won't be spending quality time with that fucking bitch anymore! lol
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