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    I could go into the gory details of my date tonight but it's just kinda "meh".
    He's cute and all but... something in me longs for something else.
    I dated a few guys within the past two years. My X was great. He was 33 and very handsome. We broke up on account of him being a fucking loser.
    Asshole.
    Fucking dick.
    So, I kinda feel like I want a girlfriend. Only, with penis.
    I fantasize about having another girl with me all the time. I so want to wrap my legs around her, run my nails down her skin and kiss her.
    What was I talking about?
    Oh, it just seems guys aren't cutting it for me. I can have a boyfriend and have good sex but nothing silences my desires for another dick girl.
    I met this guy I dated tonight at a bar here in the city. He invited me over for another drink when he called me. I told him I was trans on the phone. He got real quiet and I asked him if he still wanted to have a date with me.
    He said, "Ya, sure. Come on down. I'll buy you a few rounds."
    Exited about the date I made sure I looked my best and I can safely say I had a great time.
    He's very masculine. He's about 25 or so. I like it but it's just not what I REALLY want.
    A want to fuck some hot trap. That's what I watch when I'm fapping, that's what I think about when I'm playing with my toys and it's what I want to post when I do a singles add.
    MtF Cute woman seeks another MtF cute woman.
    If I hired an escort (LOL), I wonder if she would be like "WTF? This trans girl wants my company for the night... Hmmm... now, that's different."
    I see the hot traps here and want to just have one night...
    Help me find a girlfriend... please. Pretty PLZ.

    I LOVE HORIZON
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    Yes, I have always longed for your body. You are everything I desire and lust for.
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    No... fucking NO, nasty ass bar whore. You must be kidding.
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    Last edited by Tonia Lee; 04-23-2010, 07:08 AM.
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  • #2
    Wow so much bickering. All I have to say is, "You are responsible for your own happiness."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by kitana.mai View Post
      Wow so much bickering. All I have to say is, "You are responsible for your own happiness."
      No... YOU are responsible for my happiness. Now, Date me.
      Shadowtrap

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      • #4
        LOL

        To add to that, "You are responsible for your own happiness. True happiness comes from within. If you expect others to make you happy you will almost always be disappointed."

        I will just disappoint you :P

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        • #5
          Originally posted by kitana.mai View Post
          LOL

          To add to that, "You are responsible for your own happiness. True happiness comes from within. If you expect others to make you happy you will almost always be disappointed."

          I will just disappoint you :P
          Yes... very deep within. I can further illustrate this.
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          • #6
            yes i would!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by merelypink View Post
              yes i would!!!!!!!!!!
              NY huh?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tonia Lee View Post
                NY huh?
                is it just me or is it tough to take anyone seriously with a freakin boot on there head?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by tslisaparadise View Post
                  is it just me or is it tough to take anyone seriously with a freakin boot on there head?
                  Don't judge me.
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                  • #10
                    I see that three DUDES voted.
                    What part of "girlfriend" is so hard to comprehend?
                    Shadowtrap

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                    • #11
                      I remember shooting pics of lisa with high heels hangin off her mrs. wiggly, so the boot is not so different, maybe the roof leaks.....

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by fifthace View Post
                        I remember shooting pics of lisa with high heels hangin off her mrs. wiggly, so the boot is not so different, maybe the roof leaks.....
                        roflmfao,maybe the roof leaks?lol
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                        • #13
                          I don't feel that I should have to explain myself. Why are you people putting me into this position? It's never, "Tonia, you look great. I love your cute smile."
                          It's, "Why does she have her boot on her head?"
                          This alienates me. Do you understand how that feels? No? I didn't think so.
                          I'm not a sexy escort, I'm not even an attractive street hooker... I'm not even good at amateur porn. I can't even read.
                          Oh, well, you feel sorry for me now, huh?
                          Don't. Just fucking don't.
                          I put my boot my boot on my head as a statement.
                          If you don't understand me, my choices or my boot on my head...
                          I'm not going to educate you on simple fucking things.
                          Last edited by Tonia Lee; 04-24-2010, 08:08 AM.
                          Shadowtrap

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tonia Lee View Post
                            I don't feel that I should have to explain myself. Why are you people putting me into this position? It's never, "Tonia, you look great. I love your cute smile."
                            It's, "Why does she have her boot on her head?"
                            This alienates me. Do you understand how that feels? No? I didn't think so.
                            I'm not a sexy escort, I'm not even an attractive street hooker... I'm not even good at amateur porn. I can't even read.
                            Oh, well, you feel sorry for me now, huh?
                            Don't. Just fucking don't.
                            I put my boot my boot on my head as a statement.
                            If you don't understand me, my choices or my boot on my head...
                            I'm not going to educate you on simple fucking things.
                            no need to get testy lol i dont get it but hey maybe its just me
                            SEMI-RETIRED 519-209-3058

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tonia Lee View Post
                              I don't feel that I should have to explain myself. Why are you people putting me into this position? It's never, "Tonia, you look great. I love your cute smile."
                              It's, "Why does she have her boot on her head?"
                              This alienates me. Do you understand how that feels? No? I didn't think so.
                              I'm not a sexy escort, I'm not even an attractive street hooker... I'm not even good at amateur porn. I can't even read.
                              Oh, well, you feel sorry for me now, huh?
                              Don't. Just fucking don't.
                              I put my boot my boot on my head as a statement.
                              If you don't understand me, my choices or my boot on my head...
                              I'm not going to educate you on simple fucking things.
                              would it be weird if i said the way your holding your cigarette is sexy?
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