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("B@rbie Swallows") Movie Reviews! "THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE" 2'Hrs & 4 Mins!
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Violence
2 hrs & 4 mins
Drama, Suspense
2 hrs & 4 mins
Drama, Suspense
As Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one more decision to make: life or death.'
Director: David Slade
Cast - Major:
Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Billy Burke, Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser, Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Bronson Pelletier, Gil Birmingham
Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Billy Burke, Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser, Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Bronson Pelletier, Gil Birmingham
Official Site: http://www.eclipsethemovie.com/
So, i went with a friend of mines last night to see the movie "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Apparently it was his 5'th time seeing it. I'm surprised he loved it that much, cause i'm never gonna watch it ever again in theaters. And even if someone gave me the dvd movie for free, i wouldn't watch it either, that's how fucking boring it was, no joke, lol. I didn't like the last twilight movie, so i didn't have high hopes for the 3rd one, i believe this is?
Well anyways,, i'm not a big fan of the movie or the books. The only reason why i wanted to see this fucking movie was because of that hot actor, who plays the wolf guy, is fucking sexxxy! Through-out the whole time me watching this god dame shit awful film, i kept getting an erection for actor Taylor Launter. Holy fuck is he ever hot, what a hot body to die for for the bedroom.
He would be such a great gay or bisexual porn star actor, but i wonder in real life what his true sexuality is? Even if he was bisexual/homosexual, he would be in the closet about it and say he's straight just to keep the fan base of screaming girls all around him! Anyways, i'm not gonna lie, this movie was so fucking boring, i was just hoping when it was gonna end soon, cause i was falling asleep.
The only reason why i stayed wide awake was because of cutie Taylor! Mmmmmmmmmm. I wonder if he has a big dick or not? lol... He sure has such a great ass, i bet he would love my tranny dick inside if we ever meet. Anyways, i was disappointed in this movie, cause it sucked so bad! If i were the girl in the movie, i would have had a 3some with both boys, the vampire & the wolf while they were in the tent. She dosen't know what the fuck she wants.
She came across as a stupid dumb girl that went back & forth with both boys. I would have sucked both of there cocks,, 2 is better then one u know, lol. Anyways if u wanna watch this movie, go ahead, i fucking hated it. If Taylor wasn't in the movie, i would have never seen it and that's the truth. I rate this movie a 4/10. I must admit while watching this movie, it felt like a watching a softcore porn filmm, but without the sex parts & nudity, lol. This movie sucks like shit,, so don't waste ur fucking money on it! I hope u enjoy my movie reviews on this shit hole film!
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