B@rbie Swallows & Lexi Partying Last Night Like Dirty Lesbian Whores! (July 22, 2O1O)

[Barbie_Swallows]

B@rbie Swallows & Lexi Partying Last Night Like Dirty Lesbian Whores!
"July 22, 2O1O"

So i was getting ready to go out last night, then i had a phone call from Lexi, and she just got in Toronto, and she wanted to hang out and party with me, so i met her an hour later. She invited me to go to George's Play club, but i told her i fucking hate going to that place, so we end up going to Remingtons gay strip club instead. She is such a sweet heart and a very sweet kind t-girl. The most passable i've seen so far, and i'm not kidding. We had a few drinks and i got really drunk & wasted, cause i don't normally drink anymore like i used too when i was younger.

But apparently she conducted her self very well, and i applaud her for that. We were getting special VIP service at the club, cause of all the drinks we kept ordering like Cristal Louis Roederer Champagne & Dom Perignon Vintage 2OOO. Anyways she said she loves reading my crazy reality stories on Tgirlforums.com, and that she always wanted to party and hang out with me, even though people have warned her Barbie is a little nuts. I asked her if u think i am, and she said i'm actually normal in person, a total shock and not what she expected, but she still loves me for who i am.

We later went back to her Hotel room, and i was totally wasted so i was lying on her bed while Lexi gave me a wild sexual lap dance on top of me, as she took her top off, both touching each other boobs like dirty fucking lesbians, lol. I really enjoyed myself with Lexi last night, she is truly an amazing girlfriend experience, and trust me u won't regret seeing her at all, very down to earth! Anyways if any of u boys are interested in booking an appointment with me and Lexi, just give us a call. Here's a few pics from last night, I hope u enjoy!

B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com

[pistolpete]

glad you girls had a good time

[Rockheart]

I dunno, if Lexi starts turning all the Shemales into lesbians,
what will us guys do?

We'll be back to the 5 knuckle shuckle.


Meanwhile they'll be having big shemale orgies without us.

Maybe this conspiracy needs to be stopped.
.........

[Barbie_Swallows]

I dunno, if Lexi starts turning all the Shemales into lesbians,
what will us guys do?

We'll be back to the 5 knuckle shuckle.


Meanwhile they'll be having big shemale orgies without us.

Maybe this conspiracy needs to be stopped.
.........

Craig,, when u and Lexi were together awhile back ago, she asked u if there's any crazy wild shemales in Toronto, and u replied back to her, saying, Barbie Swallows is the only one u can think of, and she should stay far away from her.

But she was more drawn to me and wanna meet up, because she loves fucked up transsexuals with an over the top attitude, cause without me, Toronto & Tgirlforums would be so boring, lol. Anyways thank u for ur big compliments, ur very funny, i love u.

[alyssa1]

hot w lexi

I dunno, if Lexi starts turning all the Shemales into lesbians,
what will us guys do?

We'll be back to the 5 knuckle shuckle.


Meanwhile they'll be having big shemale orgies without us.

Maybe this conspiracy needs to be stopped.
.........

I know that feeling too well lol

[taylorwood]

Craig,, when u and Lexi were together awhile back ago doing a photo shoot, she asked u if there's any crazy wild shemales in Toronto, and u replied back to her, saying, Barbie Swallows is the only one u can think of, and she should stay far away from her.

But she was more drawn to me and wanna meet up, because she loves fucked up transsexuals with an over the top attitude, cause without me, Toronto & Tgirlforums would be so boring, lol. Anyways thank u for ur big compliments, ur very funny, i love u.

Lexi is way hotter than barbie,

[Einstein]

I'll take lexi 4 sure.

[Ree_Strong]

I think you should've filmed it for us to see :P

[Barbie_Swallows]

Lexi is way hotter than barbie,

Obviously she's alot hotter then me,, i already know that. Then again, if i had enough money saved up and got as many plastic surgeries as Lexi, i too could look just as passable and hot like her. It all comes down to money u know, believe it or not. It's like the more money u spent on renovating ur house, car, bathroom ect... of course it's gonna look 1O times alot better then before. I don't understand u guys comparing all of us shemales, and say silly things like she's hotter then her. Give us a break, like for real.

We all can't look like super models u know. It's funny, that all of the transsexuals on tgirlforums.com, post pics of themseleves on there profile avatar, and yet these losers that admire us, cough *closet fags* hide themseleves and post pics other then themseleves on there avatar's pic on there profiles. It just shows u most guys that are into us, are discrete, ashamed, and are closet homosexuals. I find most men assholes anyways, most disappoint me, cause there rude, and they always wanna bring u down, and on top of that always lie, and ask for a freebies or discounts.

Most men that are into shemales are big pussy's,, period. They love to trash talk about transsexuals,, and yet they sit around like lazy slobs at home, and don't put as much effort to look good, like we shemales do. I love Lexi, but no need to compare us, cause we're 2 very different beautiful transsexuals. A few months ago, someone posted a thread on here, saying who's hotter Barbie or Layla. Like please, enough of this fucking bullshit talk and comparing us t-girls to one another.

Just love us for who we are, and enough with this drama u guys try to cause for us trannys to fight. Luckily for me, i'm smart, and i'm aware of how imature & retarded most guys are like. I delete & block most mother fuckers on msn on a daily basis, cause there only interested in having cam sex,, and not serious about meeting u in person, it just shows u most men are cowards, losers, imature, childish and big pussy's, and most make me sick to the point that i gotta be a mommy or a therapist in the bedroom to help them calm down, lol!

Barbie Swallows

[greep]

It's amazing how you consistantly put down men who like trannies.

If It wasn't for them, you'd be working at Mcdonalds (instead of eating there 5 times a day)

[Barbie_Swallows]

It's amazing how you consistantly put down men who like trannies.

If It wasn't for them, you'd be working at Mcdonalds (instead of eating there 5 times a day)

Fuck off loser!

[jayp]

[QUOTE=Barbie_Swallows;258413]

Obviously she's alot hotter then me,, i already know that. Then again, if i had enough money saved up and got as many plastic surgeries as Lexi, i too could look just as passable and hot like her. It all comes down to money u know, believe it or not. It's like the more money u spent on renovating ur house, car, bathroom ect... of course it's gonna look 1O times alot better then before. I don't understand u guys comparing all of us shemales, and say silly things like she's hotter then her. Give us a break, like for real.

Could you explain to me how one goes about renovating their car?

I'm new here, but after catching up I really don't understand why you're even on this forum. From an outsider looking in, you're only a "self-proclaimed" celebrity for being so vile and repulsive.

What I have noticed - and please take this as constructive criticism - is that if you had a better attitude and marketed yourself as a friendly, classy and respectful provider, you would probably get a lot more business. Which would allow you the money to renovate your car as well as your face and body. (ie: liposuction, eyelift, etc)

Love you barbie swallows.. I enjoy your posts.

[wozo]

[QUOTE=jayp;258433]

Obviously she's alot hotter then me,, i already know that. Then again, if i had enough money saved up and got as many plastic surgeries as Lexi, i too could look just as passable and hot like her. It all comes down to money u know, believe it or not. It's like the more money u spent on renovating ur house, car, bathroom ect... of course it's gonna look 1O times alot better then before. I don't understand u guys comparing all of us shemales, and say silly things like she's hotter then her. Give us a break, like for real.

Could you explain to me how one goes about renovating their car?

I'm new here, but after catching up I really don't understand why you're even on this forum. From an outsider looking in, you're only a "self-proclaimed" celebrity for being so vile and repulsive.

What I have noticed - and please take this as constructive criticism - is that if you had a better attitude and marketed yourself as a friendly, classy and respectful provider, you would probably get a lot more business. Which would allow you the money to renovate your car as well as your face and body. (ie: liposuction, eyelift, etc)

Love you barbie swallows.. I enjoy your posts.

cool story bro

[Barbie_Swallows]

[QUOTE=jayp;258433]

Obviously she's alot hotter then me,, i already know that. Then again, if i had enough money saved up and got as many plastic surgeries as Lexi, i too could look just as passable and hot like her. It all comes down to money u know, believe it or not. It's like the more money u spent on renovating ur house, car, bathroom ect... of course it's gonna look 1O times alot better then before. I don't understand u guys comparing all of us shemales, and say silly things like she's hotter then her. Give us a break, like for real.

Could you explain to me how one goes about renovating their car?

I'm new here, but after catching up I really don't understand why you're even on this forum. From an outsider looking in, you're only a "self-proclaimed" celebrity for being so vile and repulsive.

What I have noticed - and please take this as constructive criticism - is that if you had a better attitude and marketed yourself as a friendly, classy and respectful provider, you would probably get a lot more business. Which would allow you the money to renovate your car as well as your face and body. (ie: liposuction, eyelift, etc)

Love you barbie swallows.. I enjoy your posts.

Wow, another pathetic fucking retarded loser mocking me due to being a self hating closet case homosexual faggot. Eat Shit & die mother fucker!

[Einstein]

[QUOTE=Barbie_Swallows;258458]

Wow, another pathetic fucking retarded loser mocking me due to being a self hating closet case homosexual faggot. Eat Shit & die mother fucker!

"mother fucker" is actually spelled as 1 word "Motherfucker"
just for future reference of course.