I have a dillema. Back in the day when I was a whipper-snapper (14 f%#^ing YEARS AGO


), I was really into the skater/surfer scene of South Florida. Being born in the Pitt but raised on the East Coast of Florida, I had a taste of something really fun that I would love to do again. I thought about picking up an Element board but I do face one problem.
Ok, two problems.
Number one, I'm old. "MILF old". It sucks because I can't correct the problem. What you would see is some house wife looking bitch in a short skirt with pig tails doing rail slides.
Number two, I'm trans. This means that not only would I look like wifey on a board but a male to female dork faced shemale riding sic.
What do? I thought about dressing younger and maybe "trying" to hide the fact that I'm well in my fucking thirties but I don't want to look silly.
I know one other skater Tgirl on this forum but she's cool and young. Also... really fucking sexy and I want to make love to her.
Forget that.
What should I do? Do what I think is fun and get out more or sit at my desk and sip tea while I watch Days of our Lives?




Ok, two problems.
Number one, I'm old. "MILF old". It sucks because I can't correct the problem. What you would see is some house wife looking bitch in a short skirt with pig tails doing rail slides.
Number two, I'm trans. This means that not only would I look like wifey on a board but a male to female dork faced shemale riding sic.
What do? I thought about dressing younger and maybe "trying" to hide the fact that I'm well in my fucking thirties but I don't want to look silly.
I know one other skater Tgirl on this forum but she's cool and young. Also... really fucking sexy and I want to make love to her.
Forget that.
What should I do? Do what I think is fun and get out more or sit at my desk and sip tea while I watch Days of our Lives?
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