The Elbow Room Cafe-560 davie st. vancouver

[alyssa1]

While i was in vancouver i visited the infamous elbow room and the cursin yet loveable patrick who will greet you and insult you while you are eating, but all in good fun.Some people love it some people hate it.I personally loved it!! I had the self tittled "big ass pancakes" yum! and when i was done i was cursed by patrick lol! If you like ambience and refreshing differences and a crazy waiter/owner than this could be a great place for you.I highly recommend it when visiting Vancouver. xoxo Alyssa

[Lexi]

The Elbow Room is totally my favorite Alyssa. I remember 3years ago i just had my lips done and because of swelling they were so oversized. And one of my friends decided to invite me to the Elbow room knowing nothing about their restaurant's antics i gladly accepted the invitation and joined my good friend for breakfast. I walked into the packed restaurant and was greeted by a bitchy eldery "fag" and i mean fag as a term of endearment. Homosexuals are near and dear and me. He quickly noticed my inflated lips and quited the restaurant then proceeded to announce "Look who walked in Miss Sausage Lips". My heart sank into my stomach. I turned completely red and i could not believe that an employee of a restaurant talked to me like this. I told the guy that i would like to speak to his manager. He told me not to bother because he was the owner. My friend waved me over to the table where he explained to me that this was the Elbow Room schtick, i thought it was really funny as maybe i take myself a little too seriously at times. I've eaten there now on some several occasions and its one of the places i enjoy, well that and Rodney's oyster bar where there slogan is 'you can suck me off' . Actually i think i'd make a good employee of the elbow room, sometimes my hormones makes my head want to revolve and spew pee soup and let some really nasty things come out of my mouth. I shouldve asked for an application or at least dropped off my resume. Highly reccomend the elbow room. Just don't order the New Yorker its basically slop on top of slop on top of slop. But they say it's one of their best , i guess alot of people like slop.

[Rockheart]

The Elbow Room is totally my favorite Alyssa. I remember 3years ago i just had my lips done and because of swelling they were so oversized. And one of my friends decided to invite me to the Elbow room knowing nothing about their restaurant's antics i gladly accepted the invitation and joined my good friend for breakfast. I walked into the packed restaurant and was greeted by a bitchy eldery "fag" and i mean fag as a term of endearment. Homosexuals are near and dear and me. He quickly noticed my inflated lips and quited the restaurant then proceeded to announce "Look who walked in Miss Sausage Lips". My heart sank into my stomach. I turned completely red and i could not believe that an employee of a restaurant talked to me like this. I told the guy that i would like to speak to his manager. He told me not to bother because he was the owner. My friend waved me over to the table where he explained to me that this was the Elbow Room schtick, i thought it was really funny as maybe i take myself a little too seriously at times. I've eaten there now on some several occasions and its one of the places i enjoy, well that and Rodney's oyster bar where there slogan is 'you can suck me off' . Actually i think i'd make a good employee of the elbow room, sometimes my hormones makes my head want to revolve and spew pee soup and let some really nasty things come out of my mouth. I shouldve asked for an application or at least dropped off my resume. Highly reccomend the elbow room. Just don't order the New Yorker its basically slop on top of slop on top of slop. But they say it's one of their best , i guess alot of people like slop.

I think many of us here could easily get a job there, including me.

[alyssa1]

The Elbow Room is totally my favorite Alyssa. I remember 3years ago i just had my lips done and because of swelling they were so oversized. And one of my friends decided to invite me to the Elbow room knowing nothing about their restaurant's antics i gladly accepted the invitation and joined my good friend for breakfast. I walked into the packed restaurant and was greeted by a bitchy eldery "fag" and i mean fag as a term of endearment. Homosexuals are near and dear and me. He quickly noticed my inflated lips and quited the restaurant then proceeded to announce "Look who walked in Miss Sausage Lips". My heart sank into my stomach. I turned completely red and i could not believe that an employee of a restaurant talked to me like this. I told the guy that i would like to speak to his manager. He told me not to bother because he was the owner. My friend waved me over to the table where he explained to me that this was the Elbow Room schtick, i thought it was really funny as maybe i take myself a little too seriously at times. I've eaten there now on some several occasions and its one of the places i enjoy, well that and Rodney's oyster bar where there slogan is 'you can suck me off' . Actually i think i'd make a good employee of the elbow room, sometimes my hormones makes my head want to revolve and spew pee soup and let some really nasty things come out of my mouth. I shouldve asked for an application or at least dropped off my resume. Highly reccomend the elbow room. Just don't order the New Yorker its basically slop on top of slop on top of slop. But they say it's one of their best , i guess alot of people like slop.

I think we should both put our applications in for a job.lol that would be a riot especially you and your one liners.good times!