"B@rbie Swallows" 3O Things To Do Before I Fucking Die!

[Barbie_Swallows]

3O Things To Do Before I Fucking Die!

1.) Suck 100 big cocks!
2.) Take a bath with sperms inside!
3.) Lick a girls pussy for the very first time, lol!
4.) Take a shhit on dr. phils face!
5.) Shove a jesus crucifixtion up my ass!
6.) Trick more straight guys and seduce them into having sex with me, not knowing im really a dude!
7.) Travel the world and have sex with more straight guys!
8.) Go to Micahel Jackson's grave and send flowers!
9.) Get bigger boobs!
10.) Get ass implants!
11.) Get my penis cut off and get a pussy, so i trick straight men much more easily into sex!
12.) Use the holy bible as my personal toilet paper to wipe my tranny ass!
13.) Buy a big screen samsung 63 inch plasma tv!
14.) Walk around topless all day in Toronto, besides gay pride & halloween, that i usually do every year, lol.
15.) Get gang bang by 300 guys!
16.) I guess i'll try to fukk a girls pussy b4 i die,, ewwww.
17.) Do more drugs, like cocaine!
18.) I would like to lick Lisa Paradise ass!
19.) Make more shemale porno videos!
20.) Get more plastic surgeries!
21.) I would like eat snakes for dinner b4 i die!
22.) I would love to meet Lady Gaga in person!
23.) I would love to meet Marilyn Manson for the 2nd time b4 i die! 24.) I would like to meet Madonna b4 i die!
25.) I would like to flash my boobs & penis to the POPE, and watch his shocking reactions, lol!
26.) Dress like a man for one day!
27.) Having sex with a lesbian!
28.) Use sperms as a conditioner to wash my hair!
29.) Create a website, bigger then twitter & facebook!
30.) Dress up like a virgin b4 i die!

B@rbie Swallows

[Fudgepacker]

Don't worry ........ be happy LOL

[tslisaparadise]

3O Things To Do Before I Fucking Die!

1.) Suck 100 big cocks!
2.) Take a bath with sperms inside!
3.) Lick a girls pussy for the very first time, lol!
4.) Take a shhit on dr. phils face!
5.) Shove a jesus crucifixtion up my ass!
6.) Trick more straight guys and seduce them into having sex with me, not knowing im really a dude!
7.) Travel the world and have sex with more straight guys!
8.) Go to Micahel Jackson's grave and send flowers!
9.) Get bigger boobs!
10.) Get ass implants!
11.) Get my penis cut off and get a pussy, so i trick straight men much more easily into sex!
12.) Use the holy bible as my personal toilet paper to wipe my tranny ass!
13.) Buy a big screen samsung 63 inch plasma tv!
14.) Walk around topless all day in Toronto, besides gay pride & halloween, that i usually do every year, lol.
15.) Get gang bang by 300 guys!
16.) I guess i'll try to fukk a girls pussy b4 i die,, ewwww.
17.) Do more drugs, like cocaine!
18.) I would like to lick Lisa Paradise ass!
19.) Make more shemale porno videos!
20.) Get more plastic surgeries!
21.) I would like eat snakes for dinner b4 i die!
22.) I would love to meet Lady Gaga in person!
23.) I would love to meet Marilyn Manson for the 2nd time b4 i die! 24.) I would like to meet Madonna b4 i die!
25.) I would like to flash my boobs & penis to the POPE, and watch his shocking reactions, lol!
26.) Dress like a man for one day!
27.) Having sex with a lesbian!
28.) Use sperms as a conditioner to wash my hair!
29.) Create a website, bigger then twitter & facebook!
30.) Dress up like a virgin b4 i die!

B@rbie Swallows

lmao,ya crazy chick im sure the pope has had a few dicks in his face over the past 100 years lol

[maddplotter]

lmao,ya crazy chick im sure the pope has had a few dicks in his face over the past 100 years lol

LOL!!!

[biguynrye]

Lisa. Is your ass tingling?

[merelypink]

great list!!!!!!!

[tslisaparadise]

Lisa. Is your ass tingling?

if barbie ever licked my ass shes never go back to men again lol

[Einstein]

if barbie ever licked my ass shes never go back to men again lol

lmfao

[Mr.Bigshot]

you should get on those ASAP

you never knowww when it'ss your timeee

juss sayinn......

[brendan888]

i love u barbie great list your a crack

[Raging Bob]

You're one wild child Barbie....but 300 guys??

So greedy...lol

[Vancouver-Virgin]

I think you should do number five TODAY and take a photo (pics or GTFO) lol. Also, I would be more then willing to help "fill" that bath tub, or your shampoo bottle lol. Peace!

PS- Fucked any srt8 guys recently?

[ryan]

going topless for halloween?
hope you come trick or treating at my house!!

[bottomsissy73]

goddness barbie is my frav, next to goddess kimmy..

[alyssaluxor]

3O Things To Do Before I Fucking Die!

1.) Suck 100 big cocks!
2.) Take a bath with sperms inside!
3.) Lick a girls pussy for the very first time, lol!
4.) Take a shhit on dr. phils face!
5.) Shove a jesus crucifixtion up my ass!
6.) Trick more straight guys and seduce them into having sex with me, not knowing im really a dude!
7.) Travel the world and have sex with more straight guys!
8.) Go to Micahel Jackson's grave and send flowers!
9.) Get bigger boobs!
10.) Get ass implants!
11.) Get my penis cut off and get a pussy, so i trick straight men much more easily into sex!
12.) Use the holy bible as my personal toilet paper to wipe my tranny ass!
13.) Buy a big screen samsung 63 inch plasma tv!
14.) Walk around topless all day in Toronto, besides gay pride & halloween, that i usually do every year, lol.
15.) Get gang bang by 300 guys!
16.) I guess i'll try to fukk a girls pussy b4 i die,, ewwww.
17.) Do more drugs, like cocaine!
18.) I would like to lick Lisa Paradise ass!
19.) Make more shemale porno videos!
20.) Get more plastic surgeries!
21.) I would like eat snakes for dinner b4 i die!
22.) I would love to meet Lady Gaga in person!
23.) I would love to meet Marilyn Manson for the 2nd time b4 i die! 24.) I would like to meet Madonna b4 i die!
25.) I would like to flash my boobs & penis to the POPE, and watch his shocking reactions, lol!
26.) Dress like a man for one day!
27.) Having sex with a lesbian!
28.) Use sperms as a conditioner to wash my hair!
29.) Create a website, bigger then twitter & facebook!
30.) Dress up like a virgin b4 i die!

B@rbie Swallows

LOL im so loving Ms Barbie Swallows!


i would also like this one before i die

1.) Suck 100 big cocks!
2.) Take a bath with sperms inside!
6.) Trick more straight guys and seduce them into having sex with me, not knowing im really a dude!
11.) Get my penis cut off and get a pussy, so i trick straight men much more easily into sex!
15.) Get gang bang by 300 guys!