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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night long.
Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas?
A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
A: He smashed his his nose.
Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos?
A: You get COCK BLOCKed.
Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What do you call an endowed puppet?
A: Well strung.
Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns?
A: an organ boner
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Q: What did the O say to the Q?
A: "Dude, your dick?s hanging out."
Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock?
A: The man. Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son?s dick!
Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him "Shotgun"?
A: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: a dicktator!
Q: What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A: A urination.
Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker. I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it?s in his ass and belongs to Usher.
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night long.
Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas?
A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
A: He smashed his his nose.
Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos?
A: You get COCK BLOCKed.
Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What do you call an endowed puppet?
A: Well strung.
Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns?
A: an organ boner
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Q: What did the O say to the Q?
A: "Dude, your dick?s hanging out."
Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock?
A: The man. Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son?s dick!
Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him "Shotgun"?
A: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: a dicktator!
Q: What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A: A urination.
Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker. I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it?s in his ass and belongs to Usher.
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