I swear everyone's dick got bigger in the last month..

LMAO..

I was cruising backpage today.. Vancouver, Calgary & Toronto..

I swear everyone's dicks got bigger this month..

So many girls went from 6.5" to 8"..

And some even went form 7" to 9"..

Must be some new estrogen or something out there that make them grow maybe?

I honestly think it's a joke that people have to lie about their size..

Especially the hottest girls out there.. you're all so hot you don't need to lie..

Why the fuck can't you sluts just be honest or somewhat honest about your size?

Don't you think the guys are going to realize that your 6.5" isn't 8"..

Or worse still that your 7" isn't 9"..

Grab a fucking tape measure and look at how big 8" really is and compare that to your dick..

guy I saw yesterday asked me how big mine was.. he thought it was soooo huge..

I told hie it's like 8.5" when it's really hard.. he said no way it's gotta be like 10"..

So I grabbed a tape and showed him.. it's 8.5..

Then I showed him how big 10" was on the tape.. and my 11" dildo..

Apparently the other girl's 8" dick was only 6.5-7" as he concurred..

So if there's some kind of magical hormones you girls are taking to get that extra 1.5" in a month let me in on it..

Although if my dick was much bigger I'd have trouble finding people that could handle getting fucked with it..

Guys.. Before you go for your next encounter.. Grab a tape.. and see how big your hand is from the tip of your middle finger to the base of your palm.. this will give you a secret measuring device.. see how much and how often you're getting lied to..



Put a stop to the bullshit.. lol..

[Shyla Wild]

Simple...when certain well endowed girls hit the scene, they forced the market to react. It's normal that the market reacted to us. Be honoured instead of upset. Never worry about reactive marketing. Instead, you must think of ways to stay ahead of the copy cats. Most of us rotate through photo shoots, marketing layouts, image refresh, and all sorts of way to keep ourselves ahead of the copy cats. You have a penthouse condo in Vancouver, offer domination sessions, and you are very well reviewed. Why do you care if these girls lie about their penis size?

Girls lie about many things...height, weight, age, etc. that doesn't give anyone the right to call out everyone on it. Otherwise, clients should be bringing rulers, scales and asking for our birth certificates. No one is 100% truthfully in their marketing. There is always a white lie told, an embellishment told here or there...some you can see right through others you cannot. When in Rome, do as the Romans.

[cman1972]

I guess it depends on where you start measuring from! As you can tell from my avatar, I am 5.5" on a good day . . . . but that can go up to 8" if I start measuring from my asshole!

[Alexis]

Simple...when certain well endowed girls hit the scene, they forced the market to react. It's normal that the market reacted to us. Be honoured instead of upset. Never worry about reactive marketing. Instead, you must think of ways to stay ahead of the copy cats. Most of us rotate through photo shoots, marketing layouts, image refresh, and all sorts of way to keep ourselves ahead of the copy cats. You have a penthouse condo in Vancouver, offer domination sessions, and you are very well reviewed. Why do you care if these girls lie about their penis size?

Girls lie about many things...height, weight, age, etc. that doesn't give anyone the right to call out everyone on it. Otherwise, clients should be bringing rulers, scales and asking for our birth certificates. No one is 100% truthfully in their marketing. There is always a white lie told, an embellishment told here or there...some you can see right through others you cannot. When in Rome, do as the Romans.

Ya.. I know.. lol.. I'm far from worried.. 8.5 real inches from it..

I think it's fucking hilarious actually..

I'm not upset.. I think it's poor marketing to lie..

It's like cheating or stealing from my point of view..

Being here for years you see it I suppose..

But still.. if you market as 7" for 2 years and then all of a sudden your dick is 8".. lol.. funny..

I grew up with the Ho's on the high track.. I've seen it all.. even stuff I wish I hadn't.. GG's are just as bad..

Maybe my dick will get bigger next year.. lots seem to grow like 1/2" a year..

Maybe we both have issues Shyla..

that's why our dicks aren't getting bigger like some of the other girls..

I'm the type of person to call anyone out on a lie.. I wish more people would too..

If the other girls can lie about their size.. I can make fun of it..

I prefer Greek myself not Roman.. and I'm in Canada not Rome..

Now you'll have excuse me while I work on making my dick 11"

Oh and guys.. don't forget.. measure your hand so you know how big things really are..

[tsKITANA]

Girls lie about many things...height, weight, age, etc.

Ive been 24 yrs old since 2011.

[Alexis]

No Way!

Ive been 24 yrs old since 2011.

With women age doesn't count..

really? I thought you were younger.. you look like 21-22..

You see I really respect you Kitana.. You're honest about everything your size and who you are..

You're a beautiful girl.. not just a pretty one..

I'm 38.. lol.. although I put 29 in most of my ads to get the clicks..

But on my website I have my real age.. same with facebook..

Besides I'm getting progressively younger not older.. honestly.. well it's looks like it anyhow..

Next year I'm 39.. and time will stop.. lol..

[bottomguyusually]

Ive been 24 yrs old since 2011.

Maybe, but you act like an 18 year old

[bottomguyusually]

LMAO..



I swear everyone's dicks got bigger this month..





Put a stop to the bullshit.. lol..

No bullshit, mine gets bigger when I read your reviews

[toban]

Not mine - it got smaller!

From my own observations over the years I have also noticed the surge in penile growth that Alexis writes about here. With all that is going on in our world these days I have to wonder if it might be related to climate warming and the loss of Arctic ice or perhaps to the Fukushima nuclear disaster.

Alexis? suggested discreet method of measurement reminds me of those used by the Egyptians around them time of the pyramids where the cubit, the hand, palm and digit were used in their building. Thousands of years later in old England the hand was accepted as the standard measurement of a horse?s height and today, is officially accepted worldwide, to be 4 inches!

But I believe there?s a better way of estimating monster length in a manner much less obvious than trying to lay the full length of your hand on the girl?s rod as suggested by Alexis but which is a little difficult to accomplish without arousing the girl?s suspicion that you doubt her honesty. As stated above, the ?hand? is officially accepted as 4 inches. Body sizes vary of course but if you measure yours, no not your dick your hand, you?ll find it pretty darned close to 4 inches.

So now, when we?re confronted with that supposed 10 incher, about which we have some doubt, if we loudly exclaim ?Oh Geez I?ve never seen such a big one? while at the same time wrapping both hands around it in feigned adoration, we?ve got a full 8 inches of it covered so if there?s nothing protruding from our outboard hand, then guaranteed, we?re holding an imposter completely wrapped in our hands!

P. S. Congrats to Alexis who I believe, is the only girl here to offer photographic proof of her measurements!

[Alexis]

But I believe there?s a better way of estimating monster length in a manner much less obvious than trying to lay the full length of your hand on the girl?s rod as suggested by Alexis but which is a little difficult to accomplish without arousing the girl?s suspicion that you doubt her honesty. As stated above, the ?hand? is officially accepted as 4 inches. Body sizes vary of course but if you measure yours, no not your dick your hand, you?ll find it pretty darned close to 4 inches.

Hmm.. my hand is only 3.5 inches.. I had to measure it.. cuz I know that when I grab it with both hands there's still 1.5" that isn't covered..

So the hand might not be so accurate.. all tho then I'd have 9.5"..

So I'll accept the hand as a new standard of measure.. lol..

I knew I'd find a way to make my dick bigger with this thread!

[toban]

Hmm.. my hand is only 3.5 inches.. I had to measure it.. cuz I know that when I grab it with both hands there's still 1.5" that isn't covered..

So the hand might not be so accurate.. all tho then I'd have 9.5"..

So I'll accept the hand as a new standard of measure.. lol..

I knew I'd find a way to make my dick bigger with this thread!

There you go, see how easy it is to size-up!

If you'd try soaking your hand in ice-water for half an hour then you might even make the magical 10?!


Try to measure across the knuckles while making a fist.

[TSFantasia]

Geeze give theses girls a break Canada is METRIC these girls are just trying to recalculate imperial to metric and you know how confusing that is!! And Im 14 cut and not a cm shorter so fuck all of you..lmao.. and since the penny has been taken out of circulation we are supposed to round up

[toban]

You could be the first to report equestrian style!

Geeze give theses girls a break Canada is METRIC these girls are just trying to recalculate imperial to metric and you know how confusing that is!! And Im 14 cut and not a cm shorter so fuck all of you..lmao.. and since the penny has been taken out of circulation we are supposed to round up

I did a calculation and you’ll be very pleased Fantasia, to know that you may now truly claim to be 1.38 hands!

Please note: I did round that figure upwards so you gained a full .05 hands!

To your benefit out there in Saskatchewan many guys, being true horsemen, will be fully aware of what a "hand" is so it could be to your advantage to go that way.

[Poonam22]

Yes. I agree with you.

[corbindallas]

LMAO..

I was cruising backpage today.. Vancouver, Calgary & Toronto..

I swear everyone's dicks got bigger this month..

So many girls went from 6.5" to 8"..

And some even went form 7" to 9"..

Must be some new estrogen or something out there that make them grow maybe?

I honestly think it's a joke that people have to lie about their size..

Especially the hottest girls out there.. you're all so hot you don't need to lie..

Why the fuck can't you sluts just be honest or somewhat honest about your size?

Don't you think the guys are going to realize that your 6.5" isn't 8"..

Or worse still that your 7" isn't 9"..

Grab a fucking tape measure and look at how big 8" really is and compare that to your dick..

guy I saw yesterday asked me how big mine was.. he thought it was soooo huge..

I told hie it's like 8.5" when it's really hard.. he said no way it's gotta be like 10"..

So I grabbed a tape and showed him.. it's 8.5..

Then I showed him how big 10" was on the tape.. and my 11" dildo..

Apparently the other girl's 8" dick was only 6.5-7" as he concurred..

So if there's some kind of magical hormones you girls are taking to get that extra 1.5" in a month let me in on it..

Although if my dick was much bigger I'd have trouble finding people that could handle getting fucked with it..

Guys.. Before you go for your next encounter.. Grab a tape.. and see how big your hand is from the tip of your middle finger to the base of your palm.. this will give you a secret measuring device.. see how much and how often you're getting lied to..



Put a stop to the bullshit.. lol..

I appreciate this thread because im so sick of the girls claiming theyre 9 inches. Like .01% of people have dicks that big. The lying has to stop. People are overestimating their size by like 1.5-2 inches these days.

I respect you Alexis because you've backed up your size with real measurements - 8x6 inches. Many girls claiming to be the "biggest cock in Canada" or wherever still have yet to measure up. So props to you!