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  • What are the first few things you do every morning when you wake up?

    Originally posted by Babe View Post
    Good morning-a-ling-a-ding-a-ling-a-linnnnnnnnggggg,

    What are the first few things you do every morning? Your routine.

    Me? I wake up and go into the kitchen and take a 1000mg Acetyl L-Carnitine HCL food supplement with a little swig of filtered water.

    Then, i reach for my organic, raw, cold pressed, coconut oil and i scoop out, from the jar, one table spoon and put it into my mouth and i chew it up until it's soft, and then i swish the liquid oil in my mouth for about 20 - 30 minutes (that's called "oil pulling") before i spit it out into the sink with the hot water running.

    As i am pulling the oil in my mouth, i crush a teaspoon of each of the following: cumin seeds, coriander seeds, and fennel seeds, using a Magic Bullet, and i add that with two liters of boiling filtered water into a carafe to make a special tea to drink throughout my day.

    As i'm still doing the oil pull (as it takes 20- 30 minutes), i use the toilet, then i wash my hands, and then go into the kitchen and i place a bowl of pre-made oatmeal into the steamer, then i make my bed, and then i put ice packs on my sore elbow for ten minutes followed by a heating pad for another ten minutes while i surf the net.

    Then, after the oil pulling, as i eat breakfast i drink a one-liter-pot of Sencha Green Tea mixed with a teaspoon of dried, powdered orange/mandarine peels.
    With the tea i take four addition food supplements consisting of 1200mg of Alpha Lipoic Acid, 5000IU of vitamin D3, 175 mg of Milk Thistle, and a combination double strength Glucosamine/Chondroitin supplement consisting of 1500mg Glucosamine HCL, 1200mg mixture of the following things: MSM, Chondroitin Sulphate, collagen, boswellia serrata and citrus bioflavonoids.

    Then i check out tgirllforums, and then my emails and respond to a few of them.
    By then, i'm already drinking a second one-liter pot of green tea.

    Yea yea, i know.

    Babe,
    xoxo

  • #2
    First and most important I piss, LOL. Then I eat breakfast, do the dishes, take a crap, shave etc. and get dressed. Usually I will then check my emails, facebook page and then the forums. I'm a boring guy, what can I say. This morning I had to shovel about an inch of snow off my driveway before getting on the internet.

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    • #3
      Drag my butt to the kitchen boil water and make tea. While tea is steeping, make bed and go for a slash. Head to living room turn on tv and check out the net. Relax for a while then off to work. Weekends all of the above (without the work) and then go back to bed. Repeat later.

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      • #4
        I'm so boring in the am

        Get up, could use a crane somedays to do thatHave a smoke, Feed the cats, make coffee, piss(pouring the pot of water into the coffee maker stimulates that) brush teeth, pour coffee, go on SMC to see 700 people viewing and no one has said a word from the night before. Bark at the kids to get their asses moving, make lunches, then go to work. Yay, fuck I love mornings
        Last edited by rider014; 12-11-2013, 03:59 PM. Reason: Forgot my smoke !

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        • #5
          First Things First

          Morning Wood -No morning, noon hour appt. ? Yep,nope #1 Masturbate. Morning wood but morn or noon appt? Yes,yes - DAMN IT #1 Pee .NO Morning Wood #1 Pee #2 Put on coffee 3# Turn TV on to Weather network #4 Start checking emails and sites on internet, #5 Get my first of cups of coffee, #6 Realize the Weather channel is still on change to CTV News network (see what other bad shit happened over night or this morning!),#7 Ok Bad Weather, Bad News, Change to Galaxy Music #8 2nd and 3rd cup of coffee continue internet browsing #9 Shower, dress, makeup get ready for first apt if any booked.
          *F*A*N*T*A*SA*

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TSFantasia View Post
            Morning Wood -No morning, noon hour appt. ? Yep,nope #1 Masturbate. Morning wood but morn or noon appt? Yes,yes - DAMN IT #1 Pee .NO Morning Wood #1 Pee #2 Put on coffee 3# Turn TV on to Weather network #4 Start checking emails and sites on internet, #5 Get my first of cups of coffee, #6 Realize the Weather channel is still on change to CTV News network (see what other bad shit happened over night or this morning!),#7 Ok Bad Weather, Bad News, Change to Galaxy Music #8 2nd and 3rd cup of coffee continue internet browsing #9 Shower, dress, makeup get ready for first apt if any booked.
            Or should I say NO morn, noon appt? "WTF!" #1 Furiously scan the BP and SMC ads to see what Asian HO is stealing my clients now! LOL Just kidding don't all you PTSD Korean and Vietnam vets jump
            *F*A*N*T*A*SA*

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            • #7
              First thing to do

              Washroom, quick shower, brush teeth, back into bed, make love to wife (keep going 'till she has at least 3 orgasms) wash hands again, put coffee on, make breakfast, get wife up for breakfast, eat, clear snow and start her car, check email, forums...no takers for my search , guitar practice....whatever after that.

              Fantasia...too bad you're not in Edm I would take care of that morning wood for you. My fav time of day!!

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              • #8
                Smoke a cigarette. Pee. Check FB, twitter, all the forums, fetlife, my site numbers, reply to people, promote my site, and interact. Smoke another cigarette. Go get 2 grande mochas for Jamie and I. Drink coffee and do more internet stuffs. Maybe play Marvel Heroes is nothing is going on.
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                • #9
                  I wake up, hit the snooze button then go back to sleep.

                  5 minutes later, I wake up, hit the snooze button then go back to sleep.

                  5 minutes later, I wake up, hit the snooze button then go back to sleep.

                  5 minutes later, I wake up, hit the snooze button then go back to sleep.

                  5 minutes later, I wake up, hit the snooze button then go back to sleep.

                  5 minutes later, I wake up, hit the snooze button then go back to sleep.

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                  • #10
                    Starbucks, Toke, Starbucks!
                    and repeat.


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