Actually that last joke wasn't bad. Here are a couple of jokes I heard.
A couple of newfies are coming by car to Tornto. When they gat closer they see a sign that says "Toronto left" so they go back home. Haha.
What is white and 10 inches long? Nothing.
A guy walks into a bar and puts his dog with no legs on the counter. He orders a drink and the bartender asks him the dogs name. He tells him the dog has no name. When he orders his second drink the bartender asks him again for the dogs name. the man gets angry and tells the bartender "What is the use of naming him cause he can't come when I call him!"
A group of scientists want to perform an experiment mating a human and an ape. They decide to put an ad in the paper for $500 to mate with an ape. After a few weeks they get a response from a Polish guy. He comes in and says, "Before I do this I have three requests. One is that no one can ever know about this. Second if there are any children they must be brought up Catholic. And third is that I can't pay the full $500 now so can I make installments?"
A couple of newfies are coming by car to Tornto. When they gat closer they see a sign that says "Toronto left" so they go back home. Haha.
What is white and 10 inches long? Nothing.
A guy walks into a bar and puts his dog with no legs on the counter. He orders a drink and the bartender asks him the dogs name. He tells him the dog has no name. When he orders his second drink the bartender asks him again for the dogs name. the man gets angry and tells the bartender "What is the use of naming him cause he can't come when I call him!"
A group of scientists want to perform an experiment mating a human and an ape. They decide to put an ad in the paper for $500 to mate with an ape. After a few weeks they get a response from a Polish guy. He comes in and says, "Before I do this I have three requests. One is that no one can ever know about this. Second if there are any children they must be brought up Catholic. And third is that I can't pay the full $500 now so can I make installments?"
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