Spark: E-zine 2013

[Rantsalot]

Jeopardy

[toban]

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What is Anti quated

[Rantsalot]

Spark: E-Zine T Women Weekly

MAY 6TH, 2013
Pictures courtesy of www.shemalecanada.com

Corine - Calgary



Let's play!


Kitana - Toronto



Mortal Kombat!

Shyla - Montreal




Go Habs Go!

Thought this week i'd offer a different take on the ladies descriptions.

Song: The Beta Band - Dry the Rain .... a fantastic song. I do not often go on a lot about the music unless I deem it necessary but I forgot how much I love this band. They are not together anymore but they had a cult following a decade ago. The writing to their songs was incredible. If anyone out there listens to the song suggestions then take this one to heart

Movie: Lesbian Vampire Killers...... hahahahhaha yep. Notice the trailer has profanity and gore. Well, its a European release. They can get away a lot more with that stuff across the pond. I've seen just 3 minutes worth of this and I know I'll like it.....I mean...Lesbian Vampires....killers...scantily clad women and machetes.... woohoo!

Bonus Beauty - Tao





Jeopardy


Answer to the last clue: What is Antiquated. Congrats to toban.

Jeopardy tourney stats this month:

1. Toban - 800
2. None
   
3. None

Plenty of time left in the month. Keep your eye out on Tuesday May 7th for the next clue and every other day after that.

Rant's rant: As I feel more and more alone, my phone confidently connects with everyone. As I feel more and more lost, my phone calmly knows how to get anywhere. As I struggle to remember mundane things like the name of that movie with the boat and the guy with the lip, my phone smugly recalls literally everything. As I increasingly lose the nouns, verbs and adjectives that once stood ready to articulate my thoughts, my phone taunts me with its instant access to all the words there have ever been. There is only one possible conclusion. Slowly, without realizing it, I seem to have outsourced my mind to my phone. And to make matters worse, the damn thing knows it... and it's starting to screw with me. Several times during the day I feel it buzz in my pocket, alerting me that some vital information has just arrived. Then, when I look, there's nothing there. No email. No text. Nothing. Was the buzz in my mind? I don't think so. I think it's purposeful. I think my phone is mocking me. And it's not just my phone. It's all of them. They are working together, systematically robbing us of our intelligence, our humanity. And then, when we are made stupid and helpless, they will take over. It's just a matter of time before the next generation of iPhone is equipped with an opposable thumb. Oh yeah, they're smart alright. Evil, world domination smart.

I have to call people and tell them... Oh, great, now I have no bars! Merciful heavens, what is happening?!

Cheers!

[Rantsalot]

Jeopardy

[toban]

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What is Mercury.

[peter68]

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Mercury

[Rantsalot]

Exclusive

Shyla has been very kind to provide this unreleased photo from her new shoot to Spark. Take a gander and her attire.

A tight nightie night

[Rantsalot]

Jeopardy

[Shyla Wild]

xox

Shyla has been very kind to provide this unreleased photo from her new shoot to Spark. Take a gander and her attire.

A tight nightie night

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[peter68]

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What's Portugal?

[Rantsalot]

Jeoprady

Hello everyone. I am sorry i am unable to post a clue tonight. I am rather swamped here with things but look out for Monday and one will be posted.

[Shyla Wild]

Is this a trick question?

Hello everyone. I am sorry i am unable to post a clue tonight. I am rather swaped here with things but look out for Monday and one will be posted.

What is "preparing for the week"?

Google that shit!

[Rantsalot]

MAY 13TH, 2013
Pictures courtesy of www.shemalecanada.com

Eve - Toronto



charming personality, sparkling sexy eyes and a warm naughty smile


Anabella - Vancouver



healthy, very easy going and Latina

Ana - Montreal




well educated with a body to make you dream about

Song: A Ha - Take On Me

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

Bonus Beauty - Niko





Jeopardy


Answer to the last clues: The 400 point question is " What is Mercury? The 200 point question is "What is Portugal?"





Jeopardy tourney stats this month:

1. [*=left]Toban - 1200
   [*=left]peter68 - 300
   [*=left]maddplotter - 200

For those confused and curious about the scoring refer back a few posts to see the tournament rules.

Rant's rant: It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone yet they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

[peter68]

MAY 13TH, 2013
Pictures courtesy of www.shemalecanada.com

Eve - Toronto

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charming personality, sparkling sexy eyes and a warm naughty smile


Anabella - Vancouver

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healthy, very easy going and Latina

Ana - Montreal

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well educated with a body to make you dream about

Song: A Ha - Take On Me

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

Bonus Beauty - Niko

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Jeopardy


Answer to the last clues: The 400 point question is " What is Mercury? The 200 point question is "What is Portugal?"


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Jeopardy tourney stats this month:

1. [*=left]Toban - 1200
   [*=left]peter68 - 300
   [*=left]maddplotter - 200

For those confused and curious about the scoring refer back a few posts to see the tournament rules.

Rant's rant: It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone yet they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

Got to agree with Madplotter. What is the letter 'a'? I'm going to also say that the letter 'e' would be a close second.

[wellhungone]

How about "S" as they are all referred to as Shemale "so and so " ??