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  • I am not a piglet... just because I snort when I laugh. Words hurt.

    Hi.
    My name is Tonia Lee and I reside in beautiful Steel City, PA. I am single and looking for romantic guys to spend time with. I am thirty-two years old, 115lbs and about 5'6" with blue eyes and dirty blond hair. I am pre-op and have been on estrogen replacement under the care of a local doctor for over a year after self medicating for three months.
    I am very flirtation, funny and soft spoken.
    My voice is 100% passable as well. I enjoy horror movies, xbox live and general gaming, cooking and taking care of my newly adopted kitten, Amanda.
    I am a very loving person, confident in who I am and need a boyfriend that will treat me with respect and show affection.
    Please note, this is not a hook up. I am sexual but only to and for those who I learn to trust, love and shared significant time with.
    A perfect date would be just hanging out with a bottle of wine, some candles... maybe a real good gory horror LOL
    How romantic, huh? We could drink merlot, hold each other and watch Hellraiser.
    So, if you do want to date ol' Shadow....
    You must:
    • Provide credible contact information, ie... email, phone number and address. Real name and real age.
    • Provide a full picture of yourself/nothing explicit
    • An idea of the first date and why you would want to set it up.
    • Know that a third party will be aware of who you are and allow me to submit that information. They are trusting friends. This is a precationary measure, that is all.
    • Be willing to have a fist date in the eye of the public.
    • Be willing and able to provide transportation.
    • Between the ages of 25 and 45
    • Well groomed, nicely kept and show that you care about your appearence.
    • No drugs. Period. If you are a drug user... just don't bother.
    • Goes without saying... you MUST be single.

    That's the list, guys.
    For those who would like to see me, spend time with me... please, just go ahead and contact me here. I have a public Myspace profile, linked to here. Your more than welcome to learn a bit about me, browse some pictures.
    That's it
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    Last edited by Tonia Lee; 04-14-2010, 12:55 PM. Reason: Hurrr Ima Durrrrrrr
    Shadowtrap

  • #2
    Originally posted by Tonia Lee View Post
    Hi.
    My name is Tonia Lee and I reside in beautiful Steel City, PA. I am single and looking for romantic guys to spend time with. I am thirty-two years old, 115lbs and about 5'6" with blue eyes and dirty blond hair. I am pre-op and have been on estrogen replacement under the care of a local doctor for over a year after self medicating for three months.
    I am very flirtation, funny and soft spoken.
    My voice is 100% passable as well. I enjoy horror movies, xbox live and general gaming, cooking and taking care of my newly adopted kitten, Amanda.
    I am a very loving person, confident in who I am and need a boyfriend that will treat me with respect and show affection.
    Please note, this is not a hook up. I am sexual but only to and for those who I learn to trust, love and shared significant time with.
    A perfect date would be just hanging out with a bottle of wine, some candles... maybe a real good gory horror LOL
    How romantic, huh? We could drink merlot, hold each other and watch Hellraiser.
    So, if you do want to date ol' Shadow....

    You must:
    • Provide credible contact information, ie... email, phone number and address. Real name and real age.
    • Provide a full picture of yourself/nothing explicit
    • An idea of the first date and why you would want to set it up.
    • Know that a third party will be aware of who you are and allow me to submit that information. They are trusting friends. This is a precationary measure, that is all.
    • Be willing to have a fist date in the eye of the public.
    • Be willing and able to provide transportation.
    • Between the ages of 25 and 45
    • Well groomed, nicely kept and show that you care about your appearence.
    • No drugs. Period. If you are a drug user... just don't bother.
    • Goes without saying... you MUST be single.
    That's the list, guys.
    For those who would like to see me, spend time with me... please, just go ahead and contact me here. I have a public Myspace profile, linked to here. Your more than welcome to learn a bit about me, browse some pictures.
    That's it
    awe your a good looking chick with a sence of humour when you speak english that is lol youll get a great guy you watch.
    SEMI-RETIRED 519-209-3058

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    • #3
      Damn, I can't apply,
      I smoke way too much weed, so that disqualifies me.
      ladyboy.reviews

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      • #4
        DUDE!
        It's only wrong if you get caught. Didn't your mother ever teach you this.
        Now, I didn't read shit so apply.
        Shadowtrap

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        • #5
          I'm talking about like...
          If your on meth, ok. Like, if your high on rocks or free bass.

          Chronic is fucking plant. I would rather you smoke crypt than drink, to be honest.
          Just no "drugs".
          Shadowtrap

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          • #6
            Just to bring things into perspective, this was me before hormones.
            Shadowtrap

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            • #7
              Tonia,I think you're cool as fuck and I'm extremely happy you're my friend and you're one fine looking lass.
              John Leslie (R.I.P.) 1945 - 2010

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              • #8
                [QUOTE=pornfan83;243127]Tonia,I think you're cool as fuck and I'm extremely happy you're my friend and you're one fine looking lass.[/QUOTE
                Are you f^$king hitting on me, dude?

                It's all about sex to you, huh? SEX SEX SEX
                I have feelings.
                You can't just "use" me like trash and expect me to come crawling back on my hands and knees begging for more dripping wet with pure lustful desire. I won't be a toy for men to use like some rag doll, dick girl. My role is not to please men with my mouth and call them "master".
                Just who do you think I am?
                Shadowtrap

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                • #9
                  [QUOTE=Tonia Lee;243129]
                  Originally posted by pornfan83 View Post
                  Tonia,I think you're cool as fuck and I'm extremely happy you're my friend and you're one fine looking lass.[/QUOTE
                  Are you f^$king hitting on me, dude?

                  It's all about sex to you, huh? SEX SEX SEX
                  I have feelings.
                  You can't just "use" me like trash and expect me to come crawling back on my hands and knees begging for more dripping wet with pure lustful desire. I won't be a toy for men to use like some rag doll, dick girl. My role is not to please men with my mouth and call them "master".
                  Just who do you think I am?
                  Sex is always a good a place to start as any and no I don't ever ask any to call me master just get me another beer out of the frige.
                  John Leslie (R.I.P.) 1945 - 2010

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                  • #10
                    Hello I'm twelve and what is between 25-45?lol

                    jk, I'm 18 and well I'm in quebec so can't meet up....

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                    • #11
                      I?d also like to be considered for this position. Here is my resume. Please review it at your earliest convenience.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by thebigjuggler View Post
                        Hello I'm twelve and what is between 25-45?lol

                        jk, I'm 18 and well I'm in quebec so can't meet up....
                        I'm 32 and have a fairly clear understanding of what this is.
                        Shadowtrap

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by faure View Post
                          I’d also like to be considered for this position. Here is my resume. Please review it at your earliest convenience.
                          Well, your handsome. Ok, I'll give you that. You look a bit young for me, though.
                          I can relate to you but at the same time I don't feel your ready for this.
                          The dildo, to me, is suggestive enough. I did mention that this is not a sex add. Did I not?
                          I dated a dog once. The sex was off the hook and I liked being licked...
                          But is was JUST sex, you know? If I tried to share my feelings, he would just roll over and pant. I felt obligated to pet him all the time. ALL THE TIME.
                          My role is your romantic companion. I am not your care taker. I am not to be expected of. I will not take you for a walk or bath you.
                          I can't.
                          I'm 32 years old, I'm to old for a dog.
                          It was fine when I was a teenager but I'm an adult woman and it's time I had a relationship with another human.

                          -Thank You
                          Tonia Lee Ann.
                          Shadowtrap

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                          • #14
                            i broke a rib

                            Just a fly on the wall

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                            • #15
                              interesting tread

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