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Last night I picked up my courage and went to the Shemale Spa Night for the first time. As advertised, the spa runs from 8:00 – 1:00 at the Central Spa located at 1610 Dundas St West. The spa is just a block or so west of Dufferin on the north side of Dundas. Conveniently, a Scotiabank is across the street. Parking on Dundas was easy and free after 9:00.
The spa itself is actually a nice place. Upon being buzzed in, I handed over my $40 and was given a towel & keys to a room. Inside the room were a locker (which I could lock with the other key), a single bed (more of a well-padded bench really) with pillow and a small garbage pail. The locker was a decent size and I had no trouble putting my coat & clothes in there.
In the main lounge area up front was a cash bar. You could order drink and pay immediately or you could settle up afterwards. This was handy since when wearing only a towel one doesn’t exactly have pockets for a wallet. In the corner a computer was playing mp3s. Surfing was also available on this machine. One sofa & one loveseat (both leather) framed a large screen TV (37” I think) which was playing shemale movies nonstop.
Down the hallway were the rooms (15 of them I think), a larger room with a TV playing more shemale porn, the bathroom and a very large shower room. Adjoining the shower room was a sauna and a steam room.
When I got to the spa just after 9:00 there were about 12 or so guys and Amanda. Everyone pretty much minded his own business, avoiding eye contact with each other, minding other people's “personal space” when walking about etc. Some people were smoking in the main lounge area. The smoke wasn’t that bad, but non smokers (like me) should be aware that you will smell like smoke afterwards.
I sat down and read a copy of Eye and a few other papers which were there while watching the porn on the TV. Nothing seemed to be happening. Around 9:30 I asked the spa guy if there were other ladies around and he told me that they generally start arriving after 9:30. So back to the TV I went. I wandered the hallway a bit down to the other rooms and found Amanda. She told me not to worry – the ladies would get there.
Around 10:00 a few ladies arrived. By 10:45 or so they had all arrived. By this time there were about 17 – 20 guys at the spa and 7 – 8 ladies. Not bad odds, but not great either. I wasn’t sure what the protocol was so I hung back a bit – bad newbie move. As I discovered later, the best thing to do is hang out in the hallway and wait for the ladies to pass by. As they do, you make your move. It’s pretty simple really, you open by commenting on how nice they look or something like that, then ask how their night is going and conclude the opening act by suggesting that perhaps the night would go better with some company. The lady would either follow you to your room or she would meet you there “in a couple of minutes”.
The first lady I saw was nice. As we concluded our biz she got dressed and I put my towel back on. Again I wasn’t sure what the protocol was so I did nothing while she dressed. We exchanged pleasantries and she left. Nothing was asked for and nothing was given. In retrospect, I should have tipped her but she didn’t ask and I didn’t know better.
The next lady I saw was more forthcoming. In our opening exchange she asked if I was looking for company. I gave the obvious response and she asked “Can you spend $100?” I could, I did, we had fun.
There was a lady I had my eye on but she went straight for the bathroom. I discreetly hung around for a bit then wondered why she was taking so long. I mean, ladies take a long time in the bathroom but this was unreal. So I poked my head in there and saw beneath the stall 2 pretty feet in cute shoes – lady sitting on the can and 2 hairy legs kneeling on the floor – guy blowing her. Once again, I had missed my chance.
I hung around for a bit more, but all the ladies were nowhere to be seen (or even heard for that matter). There’s no clockwatching in this place so once you have a lady she’s yours. There was another guy wandering the halls looking in the common rooms and muttering “No one” upon finding them empty.
Overall it was a good experience. Things to do better? Arrive close to 10:00. Be a bit more bold and just go up to the ladies. Hang out in the hallway instead of the main lounge. Take a little more cash just in case.
On the whole I spent just under $200 for a night of fun. It wasn’t bad, and I’ll probably go back to a spa night. For the amount I spent I would have had a better time with one lady at an incall, but the variety was nice at the spa and if handled adroitly a good time is very possible.
The spa itself is actually a nice place. Upon being buzzed in, I handed over my $40 and was given a towel & keys to a room. Inside the room were a locker (which I could lock with the other key), a single bed (more of a well-padded bench really) with pillow and a small garbage pail. The locker was a decent size and I had no trouble putting my coat & clothes in there.
In the main lounge area up front was a cash bar. You could order drink and pay immediately or you could settle up afterwards. This was handy since when wearing only a towel one doesn’t exactly have pockets for a wallet. In the corner a computer was playing mp3s. Surfing was also available on this machine. One sofa & one loveseat (both leather) framed a large screen TV (37” I think) which was playing shemale movies nonstop.
Down the hallway were the rooms (15 of them I think), a larger room with a TV playing more shemale porn, the bathroom and a very large shower room. Adjoining the shower room was a sauna and a steam room.
When I got to the spa just after 9:00 there were about 12 or so guys and Amanda. Everyone pretty much minded his own business, avoiding eye contact with each other, minding other people's “personal space” when walking about etc. Some people were smoking in the main lounge area. The smoke wasn’t that bad, but non smokers (like me) should be aware that you will smell like smoke afterwards.
I sat down and read a copy of Eye and a few other papers which were there while watching the porn on the TV. Nothing seemed to be happening. Around 9:30 I asked the spa guy if there were other ladies around and he told me that they generally start arriving after 9:30. So back to the TV I went. I wandered the hallway a bit down to the other rooms and found Amanda. She told me not to worry – the ladies would get there.
Around 10:00 a few ladies arrived. By 10:45 or so they had all arrived. By this time there were about 17 – 20 guys at the spa and 7 – 8 ladies. Not bad odds, but not great either. I wasn’t sure what the protocol was so I hung back a bit – bad newbie move. As I discovered later, the best thing to do is hang out in the hallway and wait for the ladies to pass by. As they do, you make your move. It’s pretty simple really, you open by commenting on how nice they look or something like that, then ask how their night is going and conclude the opening act by suggesting that perhaps the night would go better with some company. The lady would either follow you to your room or she would meet you there “in a couple of minutes”.
The first lady I saw was nice. As we concluded our biz she got dressed and I put my towel back on. Again I wasn’t sure what the protocol was so I did nothing while she dressed. We exchanged pleasantries and she left. Nothing was asked for and nothing was given. In retrospect, I should have tipped her but she didn’t ask and I didn’t know better.
The next lady I saw was more forthcoming. In our opening exchange she asked if I was looking for company. I gave the obvious response and she asked “Can you spend $100?” I could, I did, we had fun.
There was a lady I had my eye on but she went straight for the bathroom. I discreetly hung around for a bit then wondered why she was taking so long. I mean, ladies take a long time in the bathroom but this was unreal. So I poked my head in there and saw beneath the stall 2 pretty feet in cute shoes – lady sitting on the can and 2 hairy legs kneeling on the floor – guy blowing her. Once again, I had missed my chance.
I hung around for a bit more, but all the ladies were nowhere to be seen (or even heard for that matter). There’s no clockwatching in this place so once you have a lady she’s yours. There was another guy wandering the halls looking in the common rooms and muttering “No one” upon finding them empty.
Overall it was a good experience. Things to do better? Arrive close to 10:00. Be a bit more bold and just go up to the ladies. Hang out in the hallway instead of the main lounge. Take a little more cash just in case.
On the whole I spent just under $200 for a night of fun. It wasn’t bad, and I’ll probably go back to a spa night. For the amount I spent I would have had a better time with one lady at an incall, but the variety was nice at the spa and if handled adroitly a good time is very possible.
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