"B@rbie Wishs Tgirlforums A Happy Valentines Day!"

[aguyoutthere1]

And you are wondering why he ignores you? I don't think it is a homosexual thing, just a guy thing.

At one time I was going crazy with this girl that I could not give up. She was a nutcase and so was I at the time. We'd break up, I'd keep calling and eventually we'd get back together and we'd break up and the cycle continued well over a year. A close friend of mine finally told me what he really thought and he said,

"YOU HAVE TO STOP COMMUNICATING WITH THIS PERSON. STOP CALLING, GET CALL DISPLAY AND STOP ANSWERING, STOP TEXTING, STOP SEEING THEM. CHANGE SOME HABITS SO YOU DON'T RUN INTO THEM. SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL HAVE TO DO THIS. DO IT NOW OR DO IT SIX MONTHS FROM NOW, BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE FOR YOU TO GET HEALTHY."

The same advice applies to you Barbie.

Now I normally charge for such incredible advice. For you, six free sessions would be acceptable payment. (I WISH)

[Barbie_Swallows]

So here's a list of the stuff i like about Dallas, and the things i don't like about him. Please read the following and tell me what u guys think?



#1.) I like Dallas because... he has a big cock!
#2.) I like Dallas because... he has a handsome face!
#3.) I like Dallas because... he has a nice cute ass!
#4.) I like Dallas because... he licks my ass-hole really good, Mmmmmmm!
#5.) I like Dallas because... he sometimes sucks my cock!
#6.) I like Dallas because... he sounds funny when he drinks!
#7.) I like Dallas because... i honestly don't know why, maybe i'm obsessed? Lol


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#8.) I hate Dallas because... he never fucks my ass!
#9.) I hate Dallas because... he says he's 100% straight, fuckin fag!
#10.) I hate Dallas because... he only calls me when he wants to have sex!
#11.) I hate Dallas because... he always bends over doggy style like a little bitch!
#12.) I hate Dallas because... he talks about other past girls during love.
#13.) I hate Dallas because... he's always on drugs and acts retarded!
#14.) I hate Dallas because... he came back to me after 2yrs after his brake up with his x-gf!
#15.) I hate Dallas because... he always says homophobic things, that he hates fags!
#16.) I hate Dallas because... he never wants to talk about our problems!
#17.) I hate Dallas because... he never swallows my cum!
#18.) I hate Dallas because... he always lies to me, even about small stuff!
#19.) I hate Dallas because... he makes plans with me and breaks them!
#20.) I hate Dallas because... he never wants to fuck me up the ass!
#21.) I hate Dallas because... he mostly talks about himself, like wtf!
#22.) I hate Dallas because... he's a selfish & snobish bastard!
#23.) I hate Dallas because... he always fucking wants it his way!
#24.) I hate Dallas because... when i want him, he's busy, but im there for him always!
#25.) I hate Dallas because... he ignored all my texts the past 2yrs!
#26.) I hate Dallas because... he don't shave his ass or underarms!
#27.) I hate Dallas because... he snores very loud when he's sleeping!
#28.) I hate Dallas because... he treats me more like a whore then a gf!
#29.) I hate Dallas because... he's a closet faggot homosexual bitch!
#30.) I hate Dallas because... he's self obsessed with being italian!
#31.) I hate Dallas because... he acts and sounds like a mental case!
#32.) I hate Dallas because... he acts like a little boy in the bedroom!
#33.) I hate Dallas because... he accused me of stealing his bike!
#34.) I hate Dallas because... he never wished me a happy birthday!
#35.) I hate Dallas because... he only calls me when he's horny & drunk!
#36.) I hate Dallas because... he's not the man that i thought he was!
#37.) I hate Dallas because... he's a compulsive LIAR 24/7 everyday!
#38. I hate Dallas because... he wax his eyebrows and looks like a fag!
#39.) I hate Dallas because... he makes me feel depressed when hes not there for me!
#40.) I hate Dallas because... he never gives me what i want in the bedroom!
#41.) I hate Dallas because... he was never faithfull towards me when we were going out!
#42.) I hate Dallas because... he was watching straight porn while i was sitting next to him!




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[aguyoutthere1]

Maybe you're obsessed. That's funny. I hope you are not really waiting for opinions on this. Lots of guys out there with big cocks, cute faces and nice asses that will also treat you like shit since that seems to be what you are looking for. CLOSE THE DOOR.

[kristopin]

numbers

42 reasons u hate him
7 reasons you llike him
(where is the love?)

the math seems easy to me, but then my emotions aren't involved.
good luck on that one.

[Barbie_Swallows]

42 reasons u hate him
7 reasons you llike him
(where is the love?)

the math seems easy to me, but then my emotions aren't involved.
good luck on that one.

The math seems easy to u? Ur wrong bitch! What kind of fucking drugs are u on? Or are u just slow with a mental disability? It's actually 7 reasons i like Dallas and 35 reasons i hate him. Get it straight u fucking little closet fag! Hehehehhe.

Anyways, have a good day boys & girls! Btw... he hasn't called me or text me back ever since i left him that nasty text message last week. Oh well, i don't give a fuck! He needs alot of growing up to do! Every guy i meet are fucking LOSERS!


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[the_conqueror]

Dump the guy and get yourself a real man honey. One that WILL fuck you up the ass

But until then keep posting 'cause this stuff is funny.

[Ju96]

Barbie plain to see you don't need this jerk!

Seems to me, he is a closet fag, an doesnt want to accept it unless he's drunk & or high!

I mean you a very nice lookin T-Girl, find someone who is comfortable about the person they are! until he can be comfortable with himself... you dont want him!

Now fly over to England now, and let me fuck your ass :P

[aguyoutthere1]

The math seems easy to u? Ur wrong bitch! What kind of fucking drugs are u on? Or are u just slow with a mental disability? It's actually 7 reasons i like Dallas and 35 reasons i hate him. Get it straight u fucking little closet fag! Hehehehhe.

Anyways, have a good day boys & girls! Btw... he hasn't called me or text me back ever since i left him that nasty text message last week. Oh well, i don't give a fuck! He needs alot of growing up to do! Every guy i meet are fucking LOSERS!


B@rbie Swallows

HE isn't the only one that has growing up to do. And it could be where you are meeting guys?

And you're welcome for the well thought advice from everyone. Some people are takers and some are givers. You and he are both takers. So maybe you do belong together.

[Barbie_Swallows]

UPDATE: ***BARBIE & DALLAS TRUE LOVE REALITY STORY***

So my x-boyfriend Dallas called me last night and guess where he was calling from? Yup, at that gay strip club remingtons! Apparently he's working there again, cause the economy is down, and he's not making as much money on his other job. So he's gonna be a little whore working at remingtons for the next little while. I wonder till how long. So when he called me last night he was drunk, like always, and wanted me to invite him over my place, and i said no. We were arguing with each other, just like true romance and what couples do. Anyways,, i told him i'll see him tonight, and i guess maybe, we'll have sex after. I'm gonna make dallas jealous by flirting with other dancers. I know he fucking hates that! lol. I'll keep u guys posted on what's gonna happen after the NIGHT is over! I'm gonna force that little fag to suck my big tranny cock and swallow all of my cum as a punishment for being mean to me. I don't care but i'm gonna fuck his faggot little ass, weather he likes it or not, and weather chocolate cums out or not. lol


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[ILuvTgirlss]

UPDATE: ***BARBIE & DALLAS TRUE LOVE REALITY STORY***

So my x-boyfriend Dallas called me last night and guess where he was calling from? Yup, at that gay strip club remingtons! Apparently he's working there again, cause the economy is down, and he's not making as much money on his other job. So he's gonna be a little whore working at remingtons for the next little while. I wonder till how long. So when he called me last night he was drunk, like always, and wanted me to invite him over my place, and i said no. We were arguing with each other, just like true romance and what couples do. Anyways,, i told him i'll see him tonight, and i guess maybe, we'll have sex after. I'm gonna make dallas jealous by flirting with other dancers. I know he fucking hates that! lol. I'll keep u guys posted on what's gonna happen after the NIGHT is over! I'm gonna force that little fag to suck my big tranny cock and swallow all of my cum as a punishment for being mean to me. I don't care but i'm gonna fuck his faggot little ass, weather he likes it or not, and weather chocolate cums out or not. lol


B@rbie Swallows

I told you would be back posting about your ex Dallas.You two deserve each other and not to mention the issues you both have.

[Barbie_Swallows]

I went to remingtons friday night, and i expected to see my x-boyfriend Dallas, which i did of course. He came up from behind me, and grabbed my ass. How surprising, coming from a guy who is a fucking bottom, lol. Anyways, when i was watching him on stage, his face was all sweaty, and he was acting wierd. I could tell he was on drugs again, or shall i say blow. So i confronted him about it. I was like Dallas, r u on it right now? He said i just took a little bit of it, but i don't wanna talk about it. Being all parnoid of course, due to the negative side effects. I was suprised, how skinny he's gotten for fuck sakes. He used to be so muscular, and now he's not. But hey he's still hot in my eyes, and will always be a specail place in my heart for him. I don't know why, i just the way i feel. So to make the long story short, he wanted to take me to a hotel, so we can spend the night together, but apparently he didn't have enough money.


So i suggest him to cum with me to the local porno cinema, one of those private booths wear u lock the door from the inside. Which only cost him $3 dollars. He did a few lines, and wanted me to do the same. So i was like, what the fuck, why not, i am inlove with him. We started kissing on the lips, while both jerking each other big cocks. Then he pulled me down, so while i was on my knees i started sucking his italian dick, and balls, i looked up, and he started kissing me again. Then he started licking my ass, while jerking my cock, which felt pretty good. We totally got into it, and it was really fun. I even bend him over doggy style, while pretending i was fucking him, rubbing it on his ass, while kissing him. And i could tell he fucking loved it. He even sucked my cock too, and i could tell he fucking loved it! The place was about to close, and the guy that worked there kept saying 5 more minutes guys. So i told dallas to shoot his cum for me. So i was fingering his ass, while sucking his cock, which he really enjoyed. He finally shot his load in my mouth, and guess what.


I swallowed every drop, and it tasted really good. Mmmmmmmmm. Anyways, he drove me home after that which was really nice of him while we were both holding hands. Now last night (saturday) i went to remingtons, and as soon as i walked into the doors, this dancer, approched me, which i already had sex with in the past. He was flirting with me, and touching my boobs, and gave me a big hug. As i was telling him, please stop, cause my boyfriend is working tonight as a stripper in this club. Dallas comes out from behind me and tells the other dancer, she's off limits to you, she's with me, and then storms off, and walks away. A few minutes later he approched me and gave me a kiss on the cheek, but he didn't talk much. I could tell he was on drugs again, high like always. He probally hates himself for being a fucking fag u know, and he's probally suffering from depression, thats why he's always drinking and doing coke. But anyways, another dancer approched me, and started flirting with me and touching my boobs.


Then Dallas approched me again, and said, u see this is what i don't like about u, you're all over the place, and u make a big show everywhere u go, u wanna be the center of attention. I told him, i can't help it for being beautiful, and attractive. Men approch me all the time, what am i sopposed to tell em? Fuck off,, i already got a boyfriend, don't talk to me. Well i'm not like that u know, i'm polite, and i talk to everyone that are kind to me. Anyways a few minutes later, dallas walks past by me with his jacket and bag, i could tell he was leaving the club. And he left without saying goodbye, even though i was trying to get him to noticed me. Which i found very fucking rude, he left without saying goodbye or bother to give me a fucking hug. One of the dancers told me, the owner kickek him out of the club, cause he didn't got a licenced to work there. So maybe that's why he was pissed off u know.


His cell phone is temporary turned off cause he didn't pay for his fucking bill, so i can't get a hold of him. I know why he can't afford his cell phone bill, cause he got a very fucking expensive habbit buying his drugs! I do love him, and think about him alot, but there's something missing. He's not really treating me like i'm his girlfriend, but more like a fucking discrete whore. I wish he was there for more, whenever i needed him. I just feel very empty sometimes, they way he treats me. I don't feel a connection with him, but i still want him. I don't know what to do? I was feeling very depressed last night after he stormed off without saying goodbye. I was purposly talking to other dancers to make dallas jealous, and it worked, so why am i feeling like shit now? Anyways he told me, he's pissed off at me, cause i tell everyone about our sex life, our private lives to the world. Which is true, but hey it's not my fault i'm out of the gay closet, and he's not, lol.


Anyways, i hope he'll call me again. Actually i know he will, i just wish he would be sober for once when he's with me. Why is always on drugs whenever he wants to have sex with me? When i mentioned to him, i'm gonna shove my dick up ur ass and fuck u good, he replied back saying, oh that's fag shit stuff, i don't do stuff like that. Oh please, he knows deep down he fucking wants it. I wish he can admit to himself he's bisexual. He admits he loves trannys, but still claimes he's straight. It seems like the relationship me and dallas shares are like a fucking train wreck, don't yea think? lol. Anyways any advice u can give me? I really do love Dallas, and like him very much, but he seems to love his cocaine more then his lover barbie. Ummmmm, i tried to please him in every way, even during sex, i rimmed his ass for 10 secs, which i thought was disgusting, but did it cause i knew he liked it. He's a great kisser, i just always ask myself, when will be the day when we're gonna have some real sex, (cock in ass) both ways. Lol



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[cobbler]

You guys could probably solve your financial problems by going on the Springer show. I'm sure they'd lap it up if you'll pardon the expression.
Sorry Barbie, but you now have both feet planted firmly in the trailor park.

[sensual_lover20]

Time and time again I say stay away from this coke addict. What is it with girls who love bad guys? Just find a nice guy for once and stick with him. There is more to life than a big cock.

[kristopin]

one and one equals two

The math seems easy to u? Ur wrong bitch! What kind of fucking drugs are u on? Or are u just slow with a mental disability? It's actually 7 reasons i like Dallas and 35 reasons i hate him. Get it straight u fucking little closet fag! Hehehehhe.

Anyways, have a good day boys & girls! Btw... he hasn't called me or text me back ever since i left him that nasty text message last week. Oh well, i don't give a fuck! He needs alot of growing up to do! Every guy i meet are fucking LOSERS!


B@rbie Swallows

thanks for gently pointing out my math error but the sentiment is still the same. reminds me a little of the 'battered wife' symdrom. but as i said before my emotions arent involved. we all have our difficulties and all need some love and understanding.

cheers Barbie, keep well.

[aguyoutthere1]

C'mon, what a great story. Barbie loves the drama and what could be better, and more romatic than swallowing a load in a porno theatre. Very classy this guy. So finally, BarbieSwallows actially swallows.

For the rest of us, if you are going to see her (not that I have heard of anyone that actually has seen her), make sure you wear two condoms at all times. If she is swallowing this coke head whore's load, you know what potential she has to get something.

And I think that last thing you want is advice Barbie. It's not like a train wreck, it is a train wreck, that's why I have to keep reading about it. I want to turn away but the end will be very dramatic. You should have a reality show with cameras following you.