How do you fund this hobby?

[Wreathen]

For the single guys it’s easy enough…”withdraw cash…pay girl”

For the married guys, it must be much harder to pull $200-$300 out of the bank without any questions?

I have a couple techniques.

I do the groceries so I’ll just get $20 in cash back and pocket it…same when you get gas etc. Basically anywhere you can reasonably bury a couple bucks via “cash back”. Just slowly build a “ play fund”.

The other thing I do is say I’m going out for drinks with co-workers. Say we get wings, nachos, pitcher of beer…and we all just chip in. Explains why I withdrew cash and where I was for a couple hours after work.

Do any of you guys have any little tricks?

[cocacola1984]

Open an account with another bank. See if you can use your work address to receive the card and statements.

[Wreathen]

Open an account with another bank. See if you can use your work address to receive the card and statements.

Are you suggesting just using the account to store extra money or actually having your paycheque deposited there?

I just “hide” my money in my work laptop bag. My question was more about getting your hands on the money in the first place.

[cocacola1984]

Are you suggesting just using the account to store extra money or actually having your paycheque deposited there?

I just “hide” my money in my work laptop bag. My question was more about getting your hands on the money in the first place.

Both. Depending on your employer and what payroll vendor they utilize you may be able to break up your paycheque. In my case my job lefts me split up my deposits into a max of 5 accounts. You could also just manually deposit funds, the point of having the account is that its outside the view of your significant other.

[Shank M All]

I keep an antique Blue Willow butter dish in a curio cabinet. It contains more then $3000 in cash. Neatly rolled into separate denominations. Drug dealer style. I fondly refer to it as the fuck bank.

[Wreathen]

I keep an antique Blue Willow butter dish in a curio cabinet. It contains more then $3000 in cash. Neatly rolled into separate denominations. Drug dealer style. I fondly refer to it as the fuck bank.

Nice…how did get your hands on the money in the first place? I assume you need to hide the money.

[Wreathen]

Both. Depending on your employer and what payroll vendor they utilize you may be able to break up your paycheque. In my case my job lefts me split up my deposits into a max of 5 accounts. You could also just manually deposit funds, the point of having the account is that its outside the view of your significant other.

That’s a handy arrangement. I actually work for a bank so my paycheques must go into an account with that bank.

[Cowboy905]

I make a deal with all the escorts to pass me the numbers that text them. I then text all them claiming I’m the cartel and they need to pay me

[Wreathen]

I make a deal with all the escorts to pass me the numbers that text them. I then text all them claiming I’m the cartel and they need to pay me

a man who thinks outside the box.

[Shank M All]

Nice…how did get your hands on the money in the first place? I assume you need to hide the money.

I am fortunate to have passive income in the background, that allows me to navigate every nook and cranny of tranny between here and the south pole.