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    Oh wow, tomorrow is my fucking birthday, and yup i'm gonna turn 27 years old. This just reminds me i'm getting old, that's all, lol. My girlfriend cheryl text message me asking, barbie what do u wanna do tomorrow for ur birthday and i replied back saying "Oh i wanna try licking ur pussy, u know try something different for a change" she replied back saying, seriously, what do u wanna do, i'm like "wanna do coke"? Lol.. as a joke u know. Anyways i know on my escort add on shemalecanada.com, i advertise i'm 24 years old,, but if u wanna know my real age, i'm gonna be 27 tomorrow on june 16th, 2OO9. I was born way back in 1982. I just can't believe how fast time flys by u know. I'm just gonna live my life day by day as if it were my last and try to stay far away from people that use me for my fucking money, such as my former friend tony. Oh barbie, can u buy me this, can u buy me that, i'm broke, i'll pay u back next time, which he never dose anyways. I need to move forward and find real friends that are not users, and who are rude to u over nothing. I don't need fucking drama in my life or loser friends who just use me for my money. I guess some people enjoy other peoples expense and they keep every dollar in there pockets. I hate cheap skates, and i hate guys with small cocks! So hopefully tomorrow someone will call me with a BIG COCK, so i can suck & ride! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


    I'm sure u guys have heard from now, that the half owner from remingtons killed himself last week at his garage. He hung himself by a rope, and he was only 37yrs old. Apparently he was suffering from depression cause he had the hiv virus, and he was getting very skinny, and he got barred from his own club cause he didn't payed the rent last month which caused the club to closed down for 9 days, cause he used up all the money on drugs. I never liked him really, and most people didn't like him either. He had alot of emiemes, and alot of haters cause his attititude was very negative. All i can say is, jump for joy! I'm just kidding, even though he was mean to me and always telling me to sit at the back of the club, i do in fact feel sorry for him, that he had to resort to killing himself, and ending his life. I find that very sad u know. For a person to hate himself so much, to end his life and hanging himself with a rope around his neck is just very sad. He must have been going through alot of problems. Some people say he's brave to kill yourself, but some say he's a coward for not facing his problems in life. I feel bad for the guy who walked into the garage the next morning and saw his roomate hunged, that scared the shit out of him! I hope his soul is in peace now with god in heaven, or he could be stuck in hell with the devil, since he commited suicide. God bless u Dereck and i'll miss u for being such an ass to me, lol.



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    Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 06-15-2009, 06:21 PM.

  • #2
    This is gold.

    1) You admit your age is falsely stated, even though we know 98% of everyone's is. At least you are honest and I love it.

    2) All you want for your birthday is a big cock. Your a cheap date. Who needs a gift, wine, flowers, a nice dinner when you can have cock meat.

    3) I don't think we keep up to date with Remington's, but I can always count on your for the updates.

    4) I think you do feel bad for the owner because the club will then close down and where will you hang out, or better yet see Dallas. Lucky for you he will be out of a job and begging you for support just like you love.

    Barbie, you rock my world!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by barbie_swallows View Post



      oh wow, tomorrow is my fucking birthday, and yup i'm gonna turn 27 years old. This just reminds me i'm getting old, that's all, lol. My girlfriend cheryl text message me asking, barbie what do u wanna do tomorrow for ur birthday and i replied back saying "oh i wanna try licking ur pussy, u know try something different for a change" she replied back saying, seriously, what do u wanna do, i'm like "wanna do coke"? Lol.. As a joke u know. Anyways i know on my escort add on shemalecanada.com, i advertise i'm 24 years old,, but if u wanna know my real age, i'm gonna be 27 tomorrow on june 16th, 2oo9. I was born way back in 1982. I just can't believe how fast time flys by u know. i'm just gonna live my life day by day as if it were my last and try to stay far away from people that use me for my fucking money, such as my former friend tony. Oh barbie, can u buy me this, can u buy me that, i'm broke, i'll pay u back next time, which he never dose anyways. I need to move forward and find real friends that are not users, and who are rude to u over nothing. I don't need fucking drama in my life or loser friends who just use me for my money. I guess some people enjoy other peoples expense and they keep every dollar in there pockets. I hate cheap skates, and i hate guys with small cocks! So hopefully tomorrow someone will call me with a big cock, so i can suck & ride! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


      i'm sure u guys have heard from now, that the half owner from remingtons killed himself last week at his garage. He hung himself by a rope, and he was only 37yrs old. Apparently he was suffering from depression cause he had the hiv virus, and he was getting very skinny, and he got barred from his own club cause he didn't payed the rent last month which caused the club to closed down for 9 days, cause he used up all the money on drugs. I never liked him really, and most people didn't like him either. He had alot of emiemes, and alot of haters cause his attititude was very negative. all i can say is, jump for joy! I'm just kidding, even though he was mean to me and always telling me to sit at the back of the club, i do in fact feel sorry for him, that he had to resort to killing himself, and ending his life. I find that very sad u know. For a person to hate himself so much, to end his life and hanging himself with a rope around his neck is just very sad. He must have been going through alot of problems. Some people say he's brave to kill yourself, but some say he's a coward for not facing his problems in life. I feel bad for the guy who walked into the garage the next morning and saw his roomate hunged, that scared the shit out of him! I hope his soul is in peace now with god in heaven, or he could be stuck in hell with the devil, since he commited suicide. God bless u dereck and i'll miss u for being such an ass to me, lol.



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      • #4
        Happy birthday my love.

        If i was in TO, I would give you my big thick 6" dick as a gift as well as dinner and some roses.
        All we are is dust in the wind

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        • #5
          Happy Birthday Barbie. Don't swallow too much on the day. Just stick to the best stuff.

          Your posts are great. They add a whole new dimension to this forum.

          ...so just keep posting and have a great birthday. I am sure there will be a lineup of cocks for you . . .

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mr-kink View Post
            Happy Birthday Barbie. Don't swallow too much on the day. Just stick to the best stuff.

            Your posts are great. They add a whole new dimension to this forum.

            ...so just keep posting and have a great birthday. I am sure there will be a lineup of cocks for you . . .

            Oh thanks, i might do the white stuff on my birthday tomorrow like in the pic below. Hahahahhahahahhahaha




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            • #7
              Originally posted by sensual_lover20 View Post
              This is gold.

              1) You admit your age is falsely stated, even though we know 98% of everyone's is. At least you are honest and I love it.

              2) All you want for your birthday is a big cock. Your a cheap date. Who needs a gift, wine, flowers, a nice dinner when you can have cock meat.

              3) I don't think we keep up to date with Remington's, but I can always count on your for the updates.

              4) I think you do feel bad for the owner because the club will then close down and where will you hang out, or better yet see Dallas. Lucky for you he will be out of a job and begging you for support just like you love.

              Barbie, you rock my world!!!


              Remingtons is not gonna close down, cause the guy who killed himself was only a half owner, so it will continue away. And plus dallas got fired from his job cause he didn't have the licence to work there. I'm sure he's busy at Layla's house, sucking her dick, like a typical faggot. Anyways, i don't even like him anymore. He invited me to his friend's house one night and i saw dallas smoking crack/cocaine. When i saw that, i lost all respects for him. It just shows what a BIG LOSER he really is.

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              • #8
                Happy Birthday!

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                • #9
                  happy birthday.; i hoppe you a long life; and i hoppe to be with you in bed; take care of ur cock i like it

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                  • #10
                    Happy Birthday, I don't write on the boards much, but I always look forward to your posts. Enjoy!

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                    • #11
                      I wonder if Layla smokes crack with him Oh the possibilites are endless with that one

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                      • #12
                        Happy Birthday hon....chantel xoxo

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by chantel View Post
                          Happy Birthday hon....chantel xoxo

                          Oh thanks hun! You have always been very sweet and kind to me from the very start. Hopefully I'll see u in 2 weeks for gay pride weekend, and don't forget to bring some POT. Hahahahahah. Watch out for Barbie Swallows dolled up as THE LITTLE MERMAID this year's gay pride theme. The last 4 years, i've been dressed up as a PlayBoy BUnny, and i'm so sick of doing that shit u know. I'm a GEMINI,, we get bored very easily. Why do u think i'm not with that loser dallas anymore. He's a bottom, a drug addict, and Stupid! lol. Anyways, i think the mermaid costume is perfect for me, cause i can relate to her alot. You see she's a half woman, half fish, and i'm a half man, and half woman. So i think shemales can relate to the mermaid, if u know what i mean.







                          Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 06-16-2009, 11:13 AM.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Barbie_Swallows View Post
                            Anyways, i think the mermaid costume is perfect for me, cause i can relate to her alot. You see she's a half woman, half fish, and i'm a half man, and half woman. So i think shemales can relate to the mermaid, if u know what i mean.
                            perfectly described.
                            Happy birthday.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ana View Post
                              I wonder if Layla smokes crack with him Oh the possibilites are endless with that one
                              Now now Ana, uncalled for cheap shot.

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