When this happens...How u suppose to act?

[Guest]

Hi guys im writing this cause im in need of some advice on composure when shit happens.........

Recently i recieved a call from a young fellow who had a nasty request...

he induldged to tell me that he want to be my nasty cockwhore..
and wanted to get fucked real hard jackhammer style
i took him on or i should say he took me on...
the guy came to my apt..walked in very clean shy cute guy...
jeans shirt a mini magnum guy
Nice butt and cute cok hungry smile
anyhow
we proceeded to my bed of dreams there and u know did the WHOLE ritual thing like anticipated taking clothes of F AND THE LOOKS AND ALL
\anyhow...i threw him on the bed and started to proceed with his request and talking and treating him like the dirty CUM WHORE he wanted to be..
The deep penetrating of my hammer in his hot man hole was breathtaking
i was showing this guy who the fuck boss was..
anyhow everything was going amazing great till it happenned.......
i proceeded to pull my stuff out of his stuff and all of a sudden THIS TIDAL WAVE OF NASTY SHIT COMES FLYING ON ME AND SPLATTERED ME MY NEW SILK SHEETS AND IT WAS DISCUSTINGLY OVER,,,
THIS LITTLE MKNI MAN KINDA PERSON PROCEEDS TO ASK ME HOW WAS IT FOR ME....
MY REPLY WAS WOW Y OU WERE AMAZING IT FELT SO WARM AND GOOD AND WOW YR ASS IS FINE..I SHOULD ALSO SAID IT ALSO GAVE ME A FUCKIN SHITTY PRESENT ANYHOW I WANTED TO KNOW IF THIS EVER HAPPENED TO U PRETTY HOES AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO ACT SO IM NOT MAKING HIM FEEL UNCOMFY....

[mr-kink]

Well, at least he wasn't a constipated tightass!

BTW: Did you wipe his bum afteward? )

[sensual_lover20]

Shit back.

[Barbie_Swallows]

I've fucked my clients up the ass, and sometimes SHIT comes out. They usually feel embarressed about it and say sorry i thought i was clean. Then my whole room smells like flowers of dark chocolate SHIT! Anyways, i try to be mature about it and tell them, it's ok, this is comon, don't worry about it. I give them advice to drink chinese green tea before getting fucked in the ass, cause that cleans out ur system and removes all ur SHIT out of ur hole. What do u expect to find inside an ass when u shove ur cock up there, fucking GOLD? Hahhahahahhahahah

B@rbie Swallows

[greep]

Barbie, you sure have a way with words.

What does Soda mean when she says he was a 'mini-magnum guy'?

[kimberjameslover68]

I had a weird evening yesterday. I had a good shit then prepared to finger my arse (four fingers btw, new record! :P). I was having the time of my life before I pulled out and my hand was absolutely coated, huge dollops of the stuff, right after I'd had a shit! I washed it off, had another shit, squeezing as much out as I could, then started again. Not to long later, it happened again! Lather rinse repeat, and it happened again! Where the fuck was all that shit coming from? I swear I produced my body weight in shit that night.

[cobbler]

Two words

Anal douche.

It works.

[mr-kink]

What a shitty topic! Let us move on.

Piss anyone? )

[ace0730]

Shit Happens!

Not a good time to break out the new silk sheets. I think the way you handled it Soda was the right way. Although you were freaked out you still took his feelings into consideration and did not embarass him. Very classy and very thoughtful.

PS
Damn your hot, you should come out to Winnipeg.

Ace

[Tasha Jones RIP]

Oh God

I can not even understand myself sometimes...not only did I read this topic but now I am posting in it..

New clients who have never been fucked do not know how to clean themselves. They do not think about whats inside but your cock. This is normal and part of ass fucking.

Here is a couple of things I do:
1) Have paper towel next to you so when you pull out you use the paper rather then your hand. If it is covered in brown love...you will not see it.
2) Have a candle burning at all times. One of those glad ones.
3) A can of spray is alway close by and a window is always open..just in case.
4) Smile and just walk quick to the bathroom and just keep smiling while you say to yourself "you dirty ass fucker"

Lol..

[ssster2009]

I think I'm too white bread for this,

come home Tasha

[ShaunaWilliams]

lol I can't say I've had this happen to me but wow what a mess! Like Barbie said, what did you expect to come out of there?

As a possible solution to this problem, you could demand in the future that clients who see you take an enema before you fuck them.

[toban]

Douche, douche, douche.

Anal douche. It works.

_ _ _ _ _ As a possible solution to this problem, you could demand in the future that clients who see you take an enema before you fuck them.

Yes, I agree with both of you and was going to suggest this to Soda but she had asked for girls to advise her so I waited for someone else to come forward.


I have found that some of the commercial anal douches are not effective enough to thoroughly clean me out. They do not contain nearly enough fluid and can not penetrate deeply enough. I even tried a pump on the advice of one girl and it did not do the trick either.


Normally I use my wifes douche bag but unfortunately I've found that could not even hold enough fluid to complete the job and so I now repeat with a second round. That is probably around 3 or 4 litres total.


Even then after all that I have had a couple of occasions where a girl has suggested nicely that I should go clean up, as she has dislodged something. Maybe I need to choose only short dicked girls.

[cliff]

Occupational Hazard.

[Tasha Jones RIP]

lol

I think I'm too white bread for this,

come home Tasha

I am driving as fast as I can...geee...
Be back in London on the 15th..
but not for long, I have anther small trip planned towards the end of July.
Tasha