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  • I Saw ORPHAN MOVIE Last Night And It Was FUCKING Great! I Give It A 1O/1O


    I went to see a very scary movie last night called Orphan at the Amc theater at yonge & dundas with my gay friend tony, it costed us like $15 per ticket, but it was such a big screen and great sound, so it was a good deal. Now i love horror films, and the last few years hollywood movies weren't that great from what i've seen. So i had low expections that this movie was gonna be alright from the preview that i saw, but boy was i fucking wrong. This is such a great 2 hours movie and it is a must see! The story is about these parents who adopt an orphan 9 year old girl name Esther, and she seems to be nice as first, but she's like an evil bitch, that starts hurting & killing people. So she ends up wearing her mommys night gown, and wears slutty makeup, to try to seduce her step daddy while hes drunk, as her step mommy is in the hospital. I thought that was a little bit fucked up, she wanted him to fuck her. Her father is like, what are u doing, why u dressed like that? She's like kissing him all over, and she's like i thought u said, u loved me daddy. He's like i do, but not in that kind of way. Now go to ur room, right now!




    Warning Spoilers: So the mother investigates, and finds out some shocking news about the the 9 year old girl she adoped. Apparently she gets a phone call, and the guy tells her to stay away from her, that she's very dangerous. The man on the phone says, that her secret is, she is really a 33 year old midget who killed her own parents and set the house on fire, cause her daddy rejected her cause she wanted to get fucked by him. What a sick little bitch! Lol. Anyways, she escaped from a mental hositpal, and is passing off for a little girl. Cause in the movie, she seems way to advance and too smart to know all these thing she is doing, and at the end, u realize it's cause she's really an adult stuck inside a little girls body. Anyways, i recommend u to watch this movie, cause i fucking love it, and i'm gonna go watch it again for the 2nd time sometime this week. The best part is at the end, when there fighting, and Esther says to her step mommy, please save me, i love u, while she was holding a knife to her back, as she was drowning into the crack hole of ice water. The mother replies back and says, i'm not ur FUCKING mommy, u stupid bitch! And then kicks her in the face, and then she dies and goes down into the lake! Hahahhahahahha


    Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 08-03-2009, 02:35 AM.

  • #2
    Isn't that like at the end of The Ring 2? Samara is crawling up the well after Rachel, calling "Mommy", then Rachel kicks her back down, saying "I'm not your fucking mommy"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Rose View Post
      Isn't that like at the end of The Ring 2? Samara is crawling up the well after Rachel, calling "Mommy", then Rachel kicks her back down, saying "I'm not your fucking mommy"

      I'm not trying to sound rude again rose, but ur face pic reminds me alot of that fucking scary bitch girl Esther from the movie Orphan. I hope ur not gonna start killing people now, lol. . Anyways take care & have a nice day.


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      Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 08-03-2009, 02:28 AM.

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      • #4
        so is it worth the 15 bucks?

        wow an uncanny resemblance to my big sister esther when she was a kid! but without the evilness.. hehe! thank god! i was actually the evil one growing up
        Just a fly on the wall

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Barbie_Swallows View Post
          I'm not trying to sound rude again rose, but ur face pic reminds me alot of that fucking scary bitch girl Esther from the movie Orphan. I hope ur not gonna start killing people now, lol. . Anyways take care & have a nice day.
          No, who would ever think of you being rude. Impossible.

          Nope, can't say killing people is in my plans. Sorry to disappoint.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rose View Post
            No, who would ever think of you being rude. Impossible.

            Nope, can't say killing people is in my plans. Sorry to disappoint.
            For what it's worth I think Rose's face pic is really nice

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            • #7
              Originally posted by kblack View Post
              For what it's worth I think Rose's face pic is really nice
              Thank you, kblack.

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              • #8
                Damn are you ever good at ruining a movie for the next guy
                next time put your "WARNING SPOILER" on the top of the first paragraph not the secound after you already spoiled the whole movie, lucky I already seen it

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by G.T.A Films INC. View Post
                  Damn are you ever good at ruining a movie for the next guy
                  next time put your "WARNING SPOILER" on the top of the first paragraph not the secound after you already spoiled the whole movie, lucky I already seen it

                  Take a chill pill and relax u little bitch!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Barbie_Swallows View Post
                    Take a chill pill and relax u little bitch!

                    Bend over i'll show u who the BITCH is lol

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                    • #11
                      I found a site where u can watch the whole ORPHAN MOVIE for free! The first link is for the first 1hr, and the 2nd link is for the second hr. Anyways enjoy!


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rose View Post
                        No, who would ever think of you being rude. Impossible.

                        Nope, can't say killing people is in my plans. Sorry to disappoint.
                        Oh my. How does one respond? Well done Rose.

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                        • #13
                          ...

                          Movie sucks.

                          Saw 10 minutes of it and knew right away what the story was all about.

                          It's EXACTLY like another movie from 15 years ago called "The Good Son" but with a supernatural feel.




                          The Good Son for those who dare watch it stars the larger than life McCauley Culkin....you know....Home Alone......




                          AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

                          Maybe if Orphan involved bumbling criminals that fall into traps and dancing zombies and stuff it would've been more interesting. Dare I go on? No. I can't give a totally FAIR review unless I see the entire thing but I just know I won't have to too know how horrible it is.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rantsalot View Post
                            Movie sucks.

                            Saw 10 minutes of it and knew right away what the story was all about.

                            It's EXACTLY like another movie from 15 years ago called "The Good Son" but with a supernatural feel.




                            The Good Son for those who dare watch it stars the larger than life McCauley Culkin....you know....Home Alone......




                            AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

                            Maybe if Orphan involved bumbling criminals that fall into traps and dancing zombies and stuff it would've been more interesting. Dare I go on? No. I can't give a totally FAIR review unless I see the entire thing but I just know I won't have to too know how horrible it is.

                            It was a great movie and soo was The Good Son but they were both tottaly different..the only thing the same about the 2 movies was that theres a phyco kid liviving with a family that isent his biological parents, you forgot to mention how its the same as damien too ?

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                            • #15
                              It's definitely not a new concept. Maybe people are more easily freaked out by children; since they are supposed to be innocent, and trustworthy? Children of the Corn, Village of the Damned, The Omen, Pet Cemetery, The Exorcist, Ringu, the start of Halloween, etc.
                              Good movies, but they need to come up with some new ideas. Horror movies have been so stale for years now. Especially with all the remakes.

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