Do Tgirls masterbate

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OH GOD! Look at the size of those acorns!

to the question....Yes. Not that anyone on here wants to read about me petting my puss. l Do you think the banana makes house calls?

You're right nobody wants to read about that we want to watch. LOL

If the banana wont make a house call I will, and I will bring a whole fruit basket.

[sadeh]

Lol

Lol, thats too funny girl.....
how about sheeko sheeko, more please....

i like to masterbate with my partner, its easier you can watch each other
then fantasies later.

this topic helped me to remember a joke:

An old man was visiting his doctor, complaining about some health problems. The doctor told him that he would run some tests to get to the bottom of things. He handed the old man a small plastic container and instructed the old man to return the next day with a sperm sample.

The next day, the old man returned to the doctor's office and handed the bottle back to the doctor - empty. The doctor looked at the old man and asked: "What happened?"

The old man recounted to the doctor: I tried everything doctor. I tried with my right hand and I couldn't do it. I tried with my left hand and it was a no-go. I called my wife upstairs and asked her to help me. She tried with her right hand and had no better luck with it than I did. She tried with her left hand with no better result. It was at that time that my neighbor rang the doorbell. I went downstairs and opened the door for her. My wife suggested that maybe she could help so I asked her. She tried with her right hand and was not able to help me. I asked her to try with her left hand but to no avail.

With a look of astonishment, the doctor looked at the old man and asked : Do you mean to tell me that you asked your neighbor to masterbate you?

The old man responded: No no no doctor - I couldn't get the bottle opened.

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