cock measurement whats the right way to measure your cock?

[Rockheart]

What happens if you get too excited and cum in the container?

Well someone asked me exactly that when they tried using my new $300 penis pump, because it is just a big cylinder.
Do people ever cum using this thing?
I can let you try it sometime Sunshine and you can see if u cum.
You would make quite a mess in that thing i think.


I was thinking i should put the measurement on the sides of the penis pump cylinder then it would be easy to see the length.
You could also measure the width and depth this way too.
Plus you don't have to worry about where to start the measuring because it sucks it right to the bottom every time.

Unforunately I failed advance Calculus, so my volume calculations may be flawed. I understand the theory tho

After Lisa tried it, she said, "holy fuck do I ever need to cum"

[Wiseone26]

Do you measure from the 1 or the 12?

[Wiseone26]

Well someone asked me exactly that when they tried using my new $300 penis pump, because it is just a big cylinder.
Do people ever cum using this thing?
I can let you try it sometime Sunshine and you can see if u cum.
You would make quite a mess in that thing i think.


I was thinking i should put the measurement on the sides of the penis pump cylinder then it would be easy to see the length.
You could also measure the width and depth this way too.
Plus you don't have to worry about where to start the measuring because it sucks it right to the bottom every time.

Unforunately I failed advance Calculus, so my volume calculations may be flawed. I understand the theory tho

After Lisa tried it, she said, "holy fuck do I ever need to cum"

Is it that Kaplan Pump, aka Dr. Kaplan. With the pistol grip vacumn pump with the guage on it? When I worked for the porn shop we sold a couple of them and they were around the $300 range.

[sunshine]

You've got it now Craig

I think you should patent your idea as a penis measurement devise. Probably make a fortune. Very funny.

Sunshine

[Rockheart]

I think you should patent your idea as a penis measurement devise. Probably make a fortune. Very funny.

Sunshine

Yes i just need to hire a mathematician.
But for now i'll just use a sharpie and put some marks on the side.
:0

[Ray]

I didn't know that's what "Blue Balls" meant.

[deuxglass]

You forgot something

The penis is a dynamic organ. During sex the length, shape and volume changes due to various forces the subject it to bending, compression and expansion. The correct way, if one wants to be accurate, is to take the average of the measurements over the whole process. This requires sophisticated equipment and trained technicians. Since this is expensive, I propose a government-sponsored study be initiated to discover the true size of my cock. The benefits to humanity would be evident. Does anybody here know someone in parliament?

[Wiseone26]

The penis is a dynamic organ. During sex the length, shape and volume changes due to various forces the subject it to bending, compression and expansion. The correct way, if one wants to be accurate, is to take the average of the measurements over the whole process. This requires sophisticated equipment and trained technicians. Since this is expensive, I propose a government-sponsored study be initiated to discover the true size of my cock. The benefits to humanity would be evident. Does anybody here know someone in parliament?

which will fall back on the taxpayers...

[deuxglass]

I would say that many of those in parliament are dying to know the true size of their cocks. Whisper in their ears that it has global warming implications and can be applied to the reproduction of polar bears and walruses. They will see the light very quickly i bet.

[deuxglass]

You could transpose it to transgender studies. It would be a good research project for Nikki maybe . I should ask her.

[Rockheart]

I would say that many of those in parliament are dying to know the true size of their cocks. Whisper in their ears that it has global warming implications and can be applied to the reproduction of polar bears and walruses. They will see the light very quickly i bet.

Are you proposing a national cock size registry?
They couldn't even do it for guns, this would be impossible.

If they did this i'd have to hack in and change my record.

[deuxglass]

It would be written on your drivers license and your passport. A great way for positive identification.

[kevinburke08901]

You guys are hilarious.

[caligulakant]

On a more precise note....

http://www.thevisualiser.net/newboy.php

[brendan888]

i started to measure and it was 4.5inches then 5 then 5.5 then 6 then 6.5 then 7 then 7.5 then 8 then 8.5 must stop playing with it