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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker; ?How much do you charge??
?It starts with $500 for a hand-job,? replies the hooker.
?$500 dollars? For a hand-job?? says the guy ?No hand-job is worth that kind of money!?
So the hooker says, ?Do you see that Denny?s on the corner??
?Yes.?
?Do you see the Denny?s about a block further down??
?Yes.?
?And beyond that, do you see that third Denny?s??
?Yes.?
?Well,? says the hooker, smiling invitingly, ?I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that?s worth $500.?
The guy thinks to himself, ?What the hell? You only live once. I?ll give it a try.? and accepts the hooker?s offer. They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, ?I suppose a blow-job is $1,000??
?$1,500? says the hooker
?I wouldn?t pay that much? he says
The hooker replies, ?Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that?s worth $1,500.?
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to spend the $1500.
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money?s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable life experience. He asks the hooker, ?How much for intercourse??
The hooker says, ?Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces??
?Damn!? the guy says, in awe, ?You own the whole city??
?Nope,? says the hooker, ?but I would if I had a pussy.?
?It starts with $500 for a hand-job,? replies the hooker.
?$500 dollars? For a hand-job?? says the guy ?No hand-job is worth that kind of money!?
So the hooker says, ?Do you see that Denny?s on the corner??
?Yes.?
?Do you see the Denny?s about a block further down??
?Yes.?
?And beyond that, do you see that third Denny?s??
?Yes.?
?Well,? says the hooker, smiling invitingly, ?I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that?s worth $500.?
The guy thinks to himself, ?What the hell? You only live once. I?ll give it a try.? and accepts the hooker?s offer. They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, ?I suppose a blow-job is $1,000??
?$1,500? says the hooker
?I wouldn?t pay that much? he says
The hooker replies, ?Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that?s worth $1,500.?
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to spend the $1500.
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money?s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable life experience. He asks the hooker, ?How much for intercourse??
The hooker says, ?Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces??
?Damn!? the guy says, in awe, ?You own the whole city??
?Nope,? says the hooker, ?but I would if I had a pussy.?
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