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  • =B@rbie Swallows= Saw Pamela Anderson Tonight At Fashion Show & A Blow Job Story! LOL

    So i was all dolled up like a dirty whore, as always, and my friend Steve got all dolled up as a woman, but he's just a cross-dresser, but still a convincing lady, shall i say. ANyways,, we took a taxi cab to goodhandys from the gay community where my friend lives at. We got to the club, and the fucking retard door man ask for my ID, i'm like well i left it at home. He said sorry, u can't come inside. I'm like wtf are u talking about, i came in here lot's of times before, and i was in here 2 nights ago. I was like, go ask Todd, he knows me, tell him Barbie is here, he didn't budge, he's like please leave. I was like ok whatever loser. So me and my friend both left and descided to go walking to 364 Richmond Street' to the other club called "This Is LONDON", it's a fashion show, with Richie Rich, & Pam Anderson, so i was like we gotta go there, i've always wanted to see her in person. When we got there, there was no line up, or door man, and the front door was locked. Steve wanted to just call it a night, and said let's back home, we'll have fun another time. I was like wait a minute, why don't we go to the back doors, and see if there open. And thank god they were!



    We were in the line up, and the security guard, asked me for fucking ID. I'm like, listen, i'm 27 years old, and i left my Id at home. Then i showed him a few my $1OO dollar bills in my purse, and i told him, listen i got alot of money, and i wanna buy alot of drinks, can u please let me inside. He was like, hmmmmm, i'm not allowed too, cause ur wearing running shoes and that's against the rules. He said let me talk to the boss inside, and ask him if it's ok. Luckily, i went inside, and it was $15 cover charge, cause my name was already on the guest list. I was a bit worried and nervous going to a straight club, cause i hardly go to places like that. But i was thinking, well if it's a fashion show, there's probally gonna be a few fags around, lol. Nobody said anything about me being a tranny in there. They were all looking at my big tits through out the club. We ended near the stage, for the models do there cat walk, and we waited for about an hour and a half, till 12:30am, thats when the show started. At the end Pam Anderson finally came out, and i took my cell phone camera, and recorded her, she was like 3 feet away from me, wow.




    I'm gonna post the video soon on youtube. She only was out for like a minute and a half, which i thought was pretty lame. But for her age, she sure looks fucking sexy! Anyways, while i was watching the show this guy behind me, was grabbing my ass, lol. Now i got on the ttc bus, to go back home tonight, and i noticed this cute guy was sitting behind me, and he kept checking me out, and we both got off the same bus stop. He finally approched me, and starting asking me questions, like do u live around this area, and stuff. I was like, come over here, and i'll show u my tits. He had a surprise look on his face, thinking dame, she's pretty easy, lol. I took him behind the garbage dump, and i showed him my tits, and he started licking them, then i was sucking him off. After 10 minutes later, i was like listen, i'm getting cold, i gotta go home now, But he wouldn't listen to me, he still wanted me to stay. He's like, can u please help me cum at least. He was like following me around, and wouldn't leave me alone. He was like what is ur name, i was like i don't have a name, i'm just a fucking whore, so don't worry about it. We ended up going to another location, of a stairwell, and i sucked him off again, and i kept telling him to cum, but he just kept going, like wow.



    I told him, i don't have a pussy, ok. He was like, ur a shemale? I'm like yea i am. He's like i don't believe u. I'm like trust me, i am. He's like let me see. So i pulled it out,, while being soft, just to make him feel more of a man, since my dick is much bigger then his, lol. He said, that's cool, i don't mind ur a shemale, ur still hot. Now can u finish me off and suck my dick? I was like,, i want u to fuck my ass, he said no,, i just want a blow job. I was like thinking to myself, if i was a real woman,, he would say yes to fucking me. So i don't always get the speacil treatment from guys once u tell them ur a transsexual. Earlier he kept rubbing my ass, and humping it, and wanted to fuck me, and now he dosen't, cause he knows my secret now. Oh well, at least he didn't wanted to beat me up or anything, cause he was still horny and wanted his cock sucked still. But i said my goodbyes, and that was the end of my reality story of what happened to me tonight. I"m really happy and glad, i finally saw Pamela Anderson in person. She has always been an idol of mines, since i was a teenager. Anyways, take care, muah!






    Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 10-26-2009, 08:09 PM.

  • #2
    The doorman at Goodhandys wouldnt let you in? oh my todds gonna be pissed what an asshole doorman he was to freakin lazy to ask Todd if he knew you? ya thats good for bussiness i hope this this idiot gets fired
    SEMI-RETIRED 519-209-3058

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    • #3
      security

      Actually security is now licensed in Ontario, and it is their job to ask for ID. I do not undermine the authority of my security, because if a cop came in, and verified people's ID, not only would the club be fined, the security could lose his security license, and no longer be able to work at my club or any other security position at other clubs.

      So he was not an asshole, nor should he be fired, he was doing his job, and thank you Barbie for being respectful in how you handled it, and I am glad you ended up having a fun evening and got to see Pamela - sometimes things happen for reasons right?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by tg_promoterrr View Post
        Actually security is now licensed in Ontario, and it is their job to ask for ID. I do not undermine the authority of my security, because if a cop came in, and verified people's ID, not only would the club be fined, the security could lose his security license, and no longer be able to work at my club or any other security position at other clubs.

        So he was not an asshole, nor should he be fired, he was doing his job, and thank you Barbie for being respectful in how you handled it, and I am glad you ended up having a fun evening and got to see Pamela - sometimes things happen for reasons right?

        Yes i did have a great time at the other club at "This Is London" at 364 Richmond St. Seeing Pam Anderson in person. I just find it funny, cause i'm 27 years old, and i've been to goodhandys a few times, and you know who i am, and yet i still wasn't allowed inside, and get past the security guard. I kept telling him to talk to Todd, he knows who i am. BUt i've been told by the other t-girls, that u didn't wanted to get involved, cause he was doing his job, lol. Anyways,, no big deal, i was kinda upset at first, but i think i would have had a better time at the other club anyways, which i had. Funny thing is,, even the security there 2, asked me for fucking ID, but once i showed him all the hundred dollar bills in my purse, he allowed me inside, lol. Lucky me eh?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by tg_promoterrr View Post
          Actually security is now licensed in Ontario, and it is their job to ask for ID. I do not undermine the authority of my security, because if a cop came in, and verified people's ID, not only would the club be fined, the security could lose his security license, and no longer be able to work at my club or any other security position at other clubs.

          So he was not an asshole, nor should he be fired, he was doing his job, and thank you Barbie for being respectful in how you handled it, and I am glad you ended up having a fun evening and got to see Pamela - sometimes things happen for reasons right?
          i disagree the law is if the person in question believes you to be under 25? and the fact is you did know her and he should have came and got you since barbie is a top shemale in this area and there may well have been guys wanting to see her there.
          SEMI-RETIRED 519-209-3058

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tslisaparadise View Post
            i disagree the law is if the person in question believes you to be under 25? and the fact is you did know her and he should have came and got you since barbie is a top shemale in this area and there may well have been guys wanting to see her there.

            Oh thank you Lisa Paradise. I appreciate you standing up for me. When the security guard asked me to leave at goodhandys, and as i was walking down the steps, one of the customers, were like like wow, when he saw me. I guess i'm not a regular at that club, so i got treated like trash. If i was Pam Anderson, would i still be treated like that and asked to leave cause i left my ID at home? lol

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Barbie_Swallows View Post
              Oh thank you Lisa Paradise. I appreciate you standing up for me. When the security guard asked me to leave at goodhandys, and as i was walking down the steps, one of the customers, were like like wow, when he saw me. I guess i'm not a regular at that club, so i got treated like trash. If i was Pam Anderson, would i still be treated like that and asked to leave cause i left my ID at home? lol
              no woories kiddo i just dont like to see miss opportunitties,you are a high end girl blonde,white and beautifull puts you in the top of any guys list.i know what Todds trying to say and i love him to death hes one of the most genuine people i know straight and to the point yet respectfull and i do not blame him i just think its a shame that any trans friendly bar wouldnt go the extra mile in this case a few steps up thew stairs to help you out witch in turn helps the bar out that more my point in this.if i owend the club id be kissin every high end girls ass to get them in my club but thats just how i am .
              SEMI-RETIRED 519-209-3058

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              • #8
                Just keep your ID on you next time and you can do anything you want Barbie. Why didn't you go to Remington's as usual? I have never seen you in Goodhandy's before.

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                • #9
                  Working as a doorman, Liquor License Act (enforcement overseen by the Alcohol and Gaming Commission) doesn't mention anything about if one looks under 25. It's the doorman's discretion as to who they card. If the person looks young enough that they need to verify their age, they will. Or, doormen often card just to stop the person and talk to them to ensure they're not too intoxicated or under the influence, or potentially disruptive. (All of which if which could in a place that serves alcohol, get a place fined or shut down.) Not defending either doorman though. Although if someone I was carding didn't have ID, didn't look of age or was too messed up to get in and flashed a wad of bills, I'd say no way. A few hundred in sales means nothing if you and your co-workers are out of a job for several weeks.

                  Judging from barbie's photos, I'd not card her for age purposes

                  Originally posted by tslisaparadise View Post
                  i disagree the law is if the person in question believes you to be under 25? and the fact is you did know her and he should have came and got you since barbie is a top shemale in this area and there may well have been guys wanting to see her there.

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                  • #10
                    Not that I'm hijacking your thread Barbie, just wanted to show things a doorman has to watch out for/can be responsible for preventing (this comes from AGCO and their report of why bars are shut down)

                    Allowing intoxicated (drugs or alcohol) persons on the premises
                    permitted drunkenness, violent and disorderly conduct
                    Failure to inspect identification of patrons
                    permitted violent, quarrelsome and disorderly conduct
                    licensee failed to ensure reasonable measures taken to deter disorderly conduct, or minimize the harm caused from it, in the vicinity of the licensed establishment
                    Liquor not purchased under licence (smuggling in your own alcohol)
                    Liquor sold to person who appears to be intoxicated (drugs or alcohol intoxicated!)
                    Serving minors
                    permitted removal of liquor from premises
                    permitted narcotics on premises (and weed is still classed as a narcotic, even just posession by a patron can bring this charge on the bar, not the customer)
                    Overcrowding
                    offered liquor free of charge

                    Now back to Barbie

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                    • #11
                      Another thing i like to write about online is that, i hate the fact everybody thinks i'm rich or wealthy and always asking me, oh barbie, can i borrow $20, or $100, and i'll pay u back next week. Which usually takes a lot longer then that. Just last night i was buying myself a nice sweet 9 inch hot dog, and some asshole who recongnized me, was like, oh barbie, can u buy me a hot dog too, please, it's my birthday today! I was like no. U should get a job and work, that's what i do. I use my mouth and ass, to make money, perhaps u should do the same thing too, and maybe you'll appreciate the value u of one dollar in the future. Most of my friends don't make as much money as i do. But i'm just so fucking tired of always fucking paying everything for them. There drinks, there cover charge, there movie tickets. It's very annoying.



                      They would tell me stuff like, oh i'll pay u back, but they never do. Or they'll say there broke, and meanwhile they have fucking money but there too tight and cheap to spent any cause, they know barbie swallows has lots. My friend told me, yes i do look rich, and i do look like i have money. But dose that give them the right to always be mooching off me for everything. When i went to goodhandys tuesday night, i saw an former strippers from remingtons, and we went to the vip room, and he fucked my ass so hard doggy style, while he was squeezing my left tit. The sex was hot,, but the next day i noticed my left tit was all purple and brused up. The thing that pissed me off was the asshole, later asked me to buy him a drink. Like what the fuck,, that's kinda rude to ask a t-girl for that.



                      What, ur not much of a real man, to buy one yourself u retard! Anyways, he fucked me for a good 20 minutes. When i came out of the room, i was so tired, and my ass was sore. Thank god my back door was clean, otherwise his cock could have been covered with dark chocolate, lol! Last sunday i made $1,500 in 5 hours. I love to brag about how much i make, which is my own fault, but the thing that pisses me off, is that people think im rich, and always ask me to lend them money or pay everything for them. Being a transsexual is expensive enough as it is,, with hair, makeup, nails, tanning salon, clothes, ect... But paying for ur fake friends for everything, just is fucking annoying! I think i need to start deleting a few, just to have a fresh start for the new year of 2010. No LOSERS please, otherwise FUCK OFF!



                      B@rbie Swallows

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                      • #12
                        Real friends are suppsoed to make your life easier/better. If they're not there for you in the best and worst of times, and especially if they're taking your money instead of getting a job or managing their finances better - cut em loose. When I got a settelemnt from an accident, boy did all my "friends" come out of the woodworks! But where were they when I was laid up in bed and couldn't even get up to get groceries? I know my life is alot easier and less stressful but cutting out these people

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                        • #13
                          So, I went to Goodhandy's I love sex party last night and introduced myself to Barbie. She is a major cutie in person. We did not talk much as I was getting a blow job at the moment. But I think I saw Barbie go into a washroom stall with some young guy. Hope you had fun last night Barbie.
                          "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :D

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by tg_promoterrr View Post
                            Actually security is now licensed in Ontario, and it is their job to ask for ID. I do not undermine the authority of my security, because if a cop came in, and verified people's ID, not only would the club be fined, the security could lose his security license, and no longer be able to work at my club or any other security position at other clubs.

                            So he was not an asshole, nor should he be fired, he was doing his job, and thank you Barbie for being respectful in how you handled it, and I am glad you ended up having a fun evening and got to see Pamela - sometimes things happen for reasons right?
                            Having worked in bar for may years, I agree with Todd. Rules have changed in recent years. This club has to be extra careful based on it's style and venue. I'm sure the locate bt-law and police are looking for ways to close it down ?

                            The doorman was doing his job. Next time carry ID !

                            To say I'm a regular, i'm not but in the many times I've been there I've never seen Barbie there
                            Last edited by wellhungone; 10-25-2009, 09:17 AM. Reason: spelling

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by wellhungone View Post
                              Having worked in bar for may years, I agree with Todd. Rules have changed in recent years. This club has to be extra careful based on it's style and venue. I'm sure the locate bt-law and police are looking for ways to close it down ?

                              The doorman was doing his job. Next time carry ID !

                              To say I'm a regular, i'm not but in the many times I've been there I've never seen Barbie there
                              I'm not exactly a regular, but I have been there a few times. But it was the time first time I have seen her there in recent memory. So I took a chance and said hello to her. I do remember telling her that I enjoyed reading her posts.
                              "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :D

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