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  • I Met A Boy Off Craigslist On Valentine's Day & He Ran Away Like A Big Pussy! LOL



    I was really horny this morning on Valentine's day, so i posted an add on craigslist.com, that i wanted to meet guys under 30 years of age, who has a big thick monster cock, and that are white dudes only. I advertised i only replied back to emails with self attachments pics of there cocks, faces & body, otherwise i won't take u serious. I also said, i'm at the victoria park & finch area in north york but i cannot host cause i live with my daddy. But if they had a car, feel free to drive by and cum pick me up and go somewhere discrete and park it so we can do the wild thing that little boys & girls shall not witness, lol.



    Anyways this cute guy name Steven, blonde hair, blue eyed, white guy, boy next door type. So, we're chatting online on msn together. And we had fun on our webcams, showing each other's our cocks. I wanted to meet him, so i was like cum pick me up. He's like are u for real? I'm like yea, let me take a shower first so i can get all fresh & cleaned. So i brought my 12 inch dildo with me and jammed it to the wall while standing up in the shower while the hot water pouring all over my hot sexy tranny body. I wanted to clean myself out, so i used my toy, and fucked my ass till i was 1OO% clean, with no chocolate pudding, lol.




    Anyways, i went back online, and told him i was ready, and he said he was gonna meet me at McDonalds in my area in 10 mins. He came by, and he smiled, and he invited me inside his car. He seemed kinda nervous and shy, but i wasn't, maybe cause i was under the influence of the white powder, lol. Anyways, he parked his car behind a local school, and we went to the back seats and messed around there. We were french kissing, he was licking my big boobs, and yes he was a great cock sucker. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I felt like a teenager all over again when i'm with this guy, but without the love part, lol.



    I also went down on him, but unfortuantly his cock wasn't big like mines (9 uncut). His dick was more like 6 inchs cut. I put a condom on his beautiful cock, and lube on top, but there wasn't enough room at the back for him to fuck me & on top of that he kept loosing his erection. I told him to just dry hump me and pretend he's fucking my so called pussy, lol. The thing that kinda bothered me was, he kept playing with my right boob, which is injurd now, thanks to myself accidentally cutting myself from a plastic cell phone cover case. It's a big scar, scratch mark (red) going down crossed my nipple. I kept telling him, that ur hurting me, please don't play with my right tit, it's still very sore.



    Anyways, i told him it's best for us to find a place outside for him to fuck my virgin ass. He was like well it's day time now, and he was trying to chicken out. Mind u, i'm only his seconds shemale experience he's had, and he's only 26yrs old. We went behind a dumpster, that i suggested, and while i was down on my fucking kness blowing him, hoping he'd get his dick hard, he looked all paranoid and nervous, fearing he'll get caught. A light brown car droved past by us, but we were covered with wooden fences, so there's no way they would have saw us. But apparently since most men are big fucking pussy's, guess what he did?



    Yes, he jumped, and ran off, and said let's go, that's an undercover cop car. i was like oh really. He's like listen, i think we should split right now. I was like ok, if that makes u feel any better, lol. So i walked around the plaza, and went back to the original spot 3 mins later, and it turns out it wasn't an under cover cop car. It was an older FAT lady, going back to her fucking car. Jeezzz, talk about insecurties, paranoia, and acting like such a big pussy infront of tgirlforums most famous transsexual celebrities, lol. Anyways i message him on msn after i got home, and mentioned it was just an old hag, but he never got back to me. He must have deleted & blocked me on msn.



    Yup, this is comon, for us shemales. Men use us and abuse me and ignore us like we're yesterdays trash, lol. This is a true story what happened this morning between 6:30am-7:45am. I hope u horny boys enjoyed my latest reality story from urs trully...




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    Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 02-14-2010, 09:15 PM.

  • #2
    Maybe it was a "subtle" hint that he didn't want to dry hump or anal ;o

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    • #3
      if i seen that ad i woulda came to you right away barbie.. nex time

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ryu5587 View Post
        if i seen that ad i woulda came to you right away barbie.. nex time

        I really wished so bad & wanted to get fucked in the ass on VALENTINE'S DAY this morning, and i ended up meeting a big loser, a big pussy, & a big fucking geek that don't appreciate he got a beautiful shemale with him! lol

        Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 02-14-2010, 09:09 PM.

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        • #5
          Yeh baby! There?s just something about being out in subzero weather dry humping a stoned tranny hooker behind a dumpster at 7am on a Sunday morning that is just so?uh, ?hot?. Maybe you should try it over a sewer grate next time. gives off a bit of warm steam at least.

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          • #6
            Your stories are the best Barbie. You have a hot body by the way.

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            • #7
              Behind the dumpster....

              Originally posted by milkandhoney View Post
              Yeh baby! There?s just something about being out in subzero weather dry humping a stoned tranny hooker behind a dumpster at 7am on a Sunday morning that is just so?uh, ?hot?. Maybe you should try it over a sewer grate next time. gives off a bit of warm steam at least.
              milkandhoney that's the funniest reply I've read in a long time.
              I can just picture this....

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              • #8
                Originally posted by milkandhoney View Post
                Yeh baby! There?s just something about being out in subzero weather dry humping a stoned tranny hooker behind a dumpster at 7am on a Sunday morning that is just so?uh, ?hot?. Maybe you should try it over a sewer grate next time. gives off a bit of warm steam at least.


                First off, i wasn't working this morning, so i never got payed for it. Second of all,, he didn't get the chance to fuck me outside, cause he ran off when i was blowing him, cause he freaked out cause he said he thought he saw an undercover cop car driving past by us. He did however dry humped me and pretending he was fucking my ass in the back seat of his car. So i guess i felt almost like a princess on valenine's day, lol.

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                • #9
                  lol why do you say your cock is 9 inchs? it clearly isn't.

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                  • #10
                    great story..!! i always love your posts

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                    • #11
                      I saw the ad on Sunday AM but I don't have a huge monster cock. The age is somewhat off too. But if you accepting applicatns with 6" these days, I'm in. I'm pretty sure I am the same size as Barbie unless her photos are only half hard.

                      Example: Ever see Lisa Paradise after she uses that cock pump? WOW, it looks huge.


                      KC

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KCinToronto View Post
                        I saw the ad on Sunday AM but I don't have a huge monster cock. The age is somewhat off too. But if you accepting applicatns with 6" these days, I'm in. I'm pretty sure I am the same size as Barbie unless her photos are only half hard.

                        Example: Ever see Lisa Paradise after she uses that cock pump? WOW, it looks huge.


                        KC
                        ya but it hurt like a bitch lol
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by tslisaparadise View Post
                          ya but it hurt like a bitch lol
                          Dam I was going to buy one, just for photos. Then maybe Barbie will meet me. LOL


                          KC

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                          • #14
                            If I saw barbie I would run away too! Watch out for a collagen and drama start flying everywhere!

                            By the way isn't craigs list the site where people try to sell their useless junk? Oh wait now I see why she uses that site.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LadyMissKier View Post
                              If I saw barbie I would run away too! Watch out for a collagen and drama start flying everywhere!

                              By the way isn't craigs list the site where people try to sell their useless junk? Oh wait now I see why she uses that site.
                              Ba-zing!

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