Halp! I just took over 9000mgs of Estrodial and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Tonia Lee]

I know what your thinking...
Shadowtrap get your ass back to chanland and take your crap with ya.
Before you get all up in arms over a camwhore on a forum, we have an old expression from back in the day in the deepest part of the south.... like Deliverance south.
It says, "Huuurrrr I'm a durrrrrr."

My real name is Tonia. Pronounced, "Ton-ya", and I am a trap in need of special attension. What I mean is tell me I'm pretty and I show tits.
I moved from the chan boards because they just suck ass and I don't like things that suck ass ... wait.
My blog will be nothing but explicit pics of me doing ungodly things to defile my body. Also, I may include my thoughts on God as I have out of body experiences.
Or not.

A little about me, I am thirty.... twenty five years of age and I enjoy simple things such as sex, drinking and video games.
I am a kind of wannabe adult model and maybe I can one day so something other than camwhore but ... I dunno. I can't lick grits in the back of a horse carriage like when I was a kid so don't be surprised if I fall on my ass.

Ok, first pic was me just kinda stroking it as I was watching Redtube videos.

[Tonia Lee]

I like to pretend I'm a spy.
What I do is I put that "Ready Steady Go!" song on my Ipod and press play as soon as I walk into whatever office building I can get into with without being "harassed" by the receptionist.
I walk into the offices and start taking folders. I know it's just a bunch of insurance claims but I FEEL like I'm taking government docs regarding the campaign in Iraq.
When security finds me...
or the guy that uses the office, I fuck him up real fast. I don't know Chinese martial arts but it sure looks like I do when I hit him like three times in the neck and cross kick the shit out of him.
The music gets going and I run all through the building jumping over stuff, knocking things over, pushing people.
Just something to do when my internet server is down.

[Tonia Lee]

How to fuck with 420chans crossdressing board and win the game vs.1

Hi /cd/. Maybe somebody can relate to me.
I had been sneaking into my sisters closet and stealing her shit for a few nights. The gender dysphoria was killing me so I just said fuck it and decided I would go to school dressed like a wittle gurl. I woke up early and did mah hair, put on my skimpy dress and packed a bowl.
"Come get your breakfast Timmy!", shouted my mother.
I jumped up and down gitty with exitement. Like over 9000 little fairies tickling me between my thighs. I ran down the hall but my heel broke and I fell down the stairs smacking my face on the hardwood floor. I got up, shrugged it off and sat down at the kitchen table.
With my nose broken and bleeding, I poured myself a big bowl of apple jacks.
"Timmy, is everything OK?", asked my mother.
"Sure.", I repiled snorting blood.
"Well, I noticed your wearing your sisters dress. Is this like the new trend?", noted my mother.
"Ya. All the cool kids are doing it, mom.", I replied as blood poured from my nose.
"Timmy, did you hurt yourself?", she asked.
"I'm FINE!", I shouted, spitting blood and apple jacks out of my mouth.
"Well, Timmy, your father and I are concerned about you sneaking into your sisters room and stealing her belongings.", said my mother wiping my blood off her clean kitchen counter.
"Nobody gets it! Nobody knows what this is like!" I screamed spitting blood and cereal all over my mothers apron.
"Timmy, why dont you go clean up and come back when your feeling better.", she tells me as she pours another cup of coffee.
You just don't get it!", I explained as I got up from the kitchen table.
As I ran up the stairs I must have tripped and hit my mouth against the banaster. My front teeth were knocked out and I held my mouth thinking I may have broken my jaw.
"Timmy... what are you doing in my skirt?", asked my sister as she walked down the staircase.
"Awgghh mmmmhhgghgh (snort) mmmhhhggg", I explained as I walked past her on my way to the bathroom.
My beagle had ran in front of me as I was walking into the bathroom and I tripped and smacked my head against the sink. As I laid there convulsing and twitching, I thought about how difficult it is being a teen cross dresser. I had lost most of my blood prior to being rushed to the local hospital.
I must admit, this is a very difficult time for me. So, can anybody relate to what I'm talking about?

[tslisaparadise]

Hi /cd/. Maybe somebody can relate to me.
I had been sneaking into my sisters closet and stealing her shit for a few nights. The gender dysphoria was killing me so I just said fuck it and decided I would go to school dressed like a wittle gurl. I woke up early and did mah hair, put on my skimpy dress and packed a bowl.
"Come get your breakfast Timmy!", shouted my mother.
I jumped up and down gitty with exitement. Like over 9000 little fairies tickling me between my thighs. I ran down the hall but my heel broke and I fell down the stairs smacking my face on the hardwood floor. I got up, shrugged it off and sat down at the kitchen table.
With my nose broken and bleeding, I poured myself a big bowl of apple jacks.
"Timmy, is everything OK?", asked my mother.
"Sure.", I repiled snorting blood.
"Well, I noticed your wearing your sisters dress. Is this like the new trend?", noted my mother.
"Ya. All the cool kids are doing it, mom.", I replied as blood poured from my nose.
"Timmy, did you hurt yourself?", she asked.
"I'm FINE!", I shouted, spitting blood and apple jacks out of my mouth.
"Well, Timmy, your father and I are concerned about you sneaking into your sisters room and stealing her belongings.", said my mother wiping my blood off her clean kitchen counter.
"Nobody gets it! Nobody knows what this is like!" I screamed spitting blood and cereal all over my mothers apron.
"Timmy, why dont you go clean up and come back when your feeling better.", she tells me as she pours another cup of coffee.
You just don't get it!", I explained as I got up from the kitchen table.
As I ran up the stairs I must have tripped and hit my mouth against the banaster. My front teeth were knocked out and I held my mouth thinking I may have broken my jaw.
"Timmy... what are you doing in my skirt?", asked my sister as she walked down the staircase.
"Awgghh mmmmhhgghgh (snort) mmmhhhggg", I explained as I walked past her on my way to the bathroom.
My beagle had ran in front of me as I was walking into the bathroom and I tripped and smacked my head against the sink. As I laid there convulsing and twitching, I thought about how difficult it is being a teen cross dresser. I had lost most of my blood prior to being rushed to the local hospital.
I must admit, this is a very difficult time for me. So, can anybody relate to what I'm talking about?

llokin pretty hot there sexy girl

[Horizon1]

You are part of the cancer killing 420chan.

Only good board left is /dino/.

Good day.

[merelypink]

wow great pics!!!

[Tonia Lee]

You are part of the cancer killing 420chan.

Only good board left is /dino/.

Good day.

Horizon is a pretty cool guy. Eh talks shit and doesn't afraid of anything.

Permab&! for calling that manly fail trap mod, Aura, a faggot. Haven't posted in six months, brah.
Enjoy your dinosaurs.

[Horizon1]

Horizon is a pretty cool guy. Eh talks shit and doesn't afraid of anything.

Permab&! for calling that manly fail trap mod, Aura, a faggot. Haven't posted in six months, brah.
Enjoy your dinosaurs.

Tony is a pretty lame guy, doesnt know how to change IP; won't stop sprouting meme's (say: meem) and just acts generally newfaggy.

[Tonia Lee]

Tony is a pretty lame guy, doesnt know how to change IP; won't stop sprouting meme's (say: meem) and just acts generally newfaggy.

Horizon is a pretty cool guy. Eh cant get laid, fail trolls, spells mah name wrong and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Tonia Lee]

>Needs to imply the nature of my sexual activities
>Calls a fail troll yet clearly being defensive
>Looks like a 40 year old man

Well, it needs mentioning. Motive is the first step and not being able to get girl due to FAGGOTRY is most probable. See, if (I mean, it's a long shot) you do lose your virginity, you may not be a basement dork at age 30 fapping to furry porn.
Faggot.

Ya, your a troll and a horrid one 0/10 but this makes for good content so keep up the epic fail.

Oh, I know. Just look at me!

You are such a fucking queer, brah. WTF are you doing? You act underageb&! look at fucking DINOSAURS...
Cool, so your into dinosaurs and transsexual girls.
That spells "I live with my mom."
Now, seriously... GTFO.
Pic related. Another hot chick that would rather die in a fire than ever be with a loser like you.

[Horizon1]

Wow, learn words like adding & on to the end? Makes you some kind of e-cool guy, eh?

Also; your grammar is appaling.

[Tonia Lee]

You say pic related; it's a hot chick, but all I see is an ugly dude.

I bet you found the fucking chans last summer and ITS RELLY KEWL 2 LOOK AT DA PICS ^_^.

I bet you posted with a trip 100% of the time for a slight ploy at attention from the internet that you clearly lack IRL (see man image again).

Wow, learn words like adding & on to the end? Makes you some kind of e-cool guy, eh?

Also; your grammar is appaling.
It's you're, man.

Hey, did you know if you tell a transsexual woman that she doesn't pass she'll flip out and an hero! Suck a dick.
Stealth for a year> Pre-Op> Tell it to Grooby, LOL> Tell it to the countless guys that needed my medical history explained> I dunno tell it to readers digest. Dude, rly low blow, could work..shit, would have worked but ya caught me one year late in HRT. Had you have said that when I was three months in I would Baawwwww.

Wow, learn to turn tricks faggot.
Also, dorks are annoying.

Now, I'm done with your weak fucking ass. Your a waste of flesh, pathetic, faggot packer, OCD afflicted, trap chaser, lonely ass neckbeard, dinosaur fapping furry cum slave.
I won't post or respond to you. Leave over 9000 posts, call me a lumberjack, tell me I can't pass at the lighthouse for the blind, call me a failtrap...
I DUN GIVE A FUCK.
By the way,
FUCK YOU
(Also, dude, mods are gonna step in and we both get shit canned to go back to whatever dank basement you crawled out of you virgin pussy faggot)
Hey,
Have a great day.

[Horizon1]

>Sprouts useless meme's in order to look internet savvy.

Cute

[Tonia Lee]

>Sprouts useless meme's in order to look internet savvy.

Cute

>Eats ass, faps to traps to hide from the lonely bed.

Oh... shit. Broke my promise, faggot, sry.
Hey, heard no good looking traps down under. Doesn't matter, I don't think a cross dresser would nom your boy bits, kiddo.
Ok, for rls, I won't talk shit and here is my moment to kiss and .. (cough) ... ok, no I just threw up... make up with you. Just, wash your hands k.

We got off on the wrong foot, you and I. I'm sorry. I acted out of line. I do that. I'm sensitive. I'll keep the peace.
Now GTFO

[Horizon1]

>Now, I'm done with your weak fucking ass.
>Replies out of insecurities

>Posts an insult older than the internet