"B@rbie Swallows" Is PUBLIC ENEMY #1 (Being Followed By Undercover Security Guards)

[Barbie_Swallows]

"B@rbie Swallows" Is PUBLIC ENEMY #1 (Being Followed By Undercover Security Guards)

It seems like no matter where i fucking go, i always get pulled over by undercover security guards or undercover cops. Because of my alternitive lifestyle being a visible miniority being a transgender person, they automatically assume that i'm public enemy #1, that i'm a theif and i been in jail, or whatever. Society always look down on transsexuals and always assume we're prostitudes, but the other 10% of shemales have normal regular jobs u know. So we don't all come from the lowest form of income, lol. Anyways before i start my latest reality story, just to let u guys know, i was at the Eaton Center mall yesterday in the Mac store and someone comes from behind me and grabs me, and it was no other then our most beautiful shemale Tania (www.TaniaTequila.Com)

And she was kind enough to say hello and i noticed she was with some cute white blonde guy and it was a former stripper i sucked off at remingtons bathroom a couple of times. I already mentioned that to her on facebook last year so she's well aware i had sex with her boyfriend, lol. Anyways he's not bad looking, it's just i rather stay with a man that dosen't shoot his cum in 2 minutes. I'm not trying to be a drama queen here, so i'm not trying to be a bitch here, so please forgive me Tania if ur gonna get mad at me. Anyways so i go to Shoppers Drug Mart Store inside the Eaton Center mall, and as soon as i go inside, this black guy looks at me and then followes me all the way at the back, which i picked a makeup powder.

Then i walked past by him and went all the way at the front to wait for the cashier to pay for my shit. So she comes and i pay for my shit and i had a funny feeling i was being followed by an undercover security, so i asked the cashier i was like, dose he work here as an undercover security. She just smiled and didn't say nothing, fearing she'd loose her job, lol. So that just confirmed it that it was true. I guess i'm not a dumb blonde after all. Anyways, so i already payed for my shit and the undercover security guard is like beside me to my left watching me, while he was with some girl, so he can play the part all innocent by pretending to be a customer. I finally flipped out, cause u know me, i'm very straight forward & honest.

So i was like excuse me, do u work here as an undercover security guard? He just smiled any said no. I'm like oh really, u think i was born yesterday. He's like ok there BUDDY.. in other words insulting and mocking me because i'm a visible transgender person in a very anti gay, anti shemale world we're living in. So i bitched at him and i raised my voice and said u followed me from when i first got here, from there, to all the way at the back and now here ok. He should know better not to judge trannys cause at one point in society they used to probally still do treat black people like theives and follow them around like there criminals and what so ever u know. I'm like i not a theift ok, and i probally make more fucking money then u do!

He was like ok easy there, i don't wanna have any problems u being all hostile towards me. I was like ok, whatever have a great time working as an undercover security guard following innocent people around u fucking FUCK! So u know i was pissed off but at the same time i understand why i was being followed, cause i had a big gym bag and people get suspicious of others that carry large bags with them fearing they'll steal and shit. And mind u this isn't the first time this has ever happened to me, cause it happens to me all the fucking time no matter where i go. I guess i have that public enemy transsexual drug addict look to me, that makes people believe i'm a rebel and i'm up to no good and shit, lol.

Whenever i suspect there's an undercover security guard following me around at stores, i always confront them and embarressed them infront of other customers and tell them i know what u are, and i'm not stupid, and if u wanna check my bag, go ahead, cause i'm not a theif. They always give me looks like i'm being paranoid or that i'm fucked up, like what are u talking about? Or they usually giggle and smile and walk away and pretend there ignoring me and shit but meanwhile there keeping a close eye on me to make sure i don't steal, lol.

They sometimes say well how could u tell i'm an undercover security guard, i'm like oh please, u can't fool me, i'm the master of it all (tricking straight guys with blow jobs) Hahahhahahhahah. Anyways, i think this is comon for shemales that they get followed around in stores cause people seem to think we're a bunch of shit disturbers, lol. Oh btw, i heard from a reliable source that the LOUNGE strip club that i used to work at in mississuaga, that Todd, fired me cause of me exposing his club as an undecover whore house, is finally shutting down by the end of the month of April. So please feel free to enjoy that fucking hell hole trash a couple more times boys cause there going down! LOL

B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com

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http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGcA7sTR9BY

[Tonia Lee]

Barbie...
When you leave your home and venture into the public.....
Do you look like a hooker?
This is "yes" or "no".
Here:

() YES. I dress very explicit and illustrate myself sexually before the general public.

() NO. I dress and look like a normal, mature woman.

[Einstein]

Barbie...
When you leave your home and venture into the public.....
Do you look like a hooker?
This is "yes" or "no".
Here:

() YES. I dress very explicit and illustrate myself sexually before the general public.

() NO. I dress and look like a normal, mature woman.

If this is considered explicit & sexual then i'm guessing option 1

[Barbie_Swallows]

Barbie...
When you leave your home and venture into the public.....
Do you look like a hooker?
This is "yes" or "no".
Here:

() YES. I dress very explicit and illustrate myself sexually before the general public.

() NO. I dress and look like a normal, mature woman.

Yes i do dress very sexual all the time with porn star makeup on, and cleavage shown, and tight outfits..... i never really dressed like a normal woman b4, cause it find it 2 boring, kinda like a house wife u know! lol

[Tonia Lee]

Yes i do dress very sexual all the time with porn star makeup on, and cleavage shown, and tight outfits..... i never really dressed like a normal woman b4, cause it find it 2 boring, kinda like a house wife u know! lol

Mmhmmm.

[Barbie_Swallows]

Just last night, as i was coming back home on the ttc bus, some guy kept staring at me, to the point he made me feel so uncomfortable, so i gave him my middle finger so he would know to fuck off and leave me alone, which of course he stopped watching me 24/7. I went all the way at the back of the bus, and another guy wouldn't take his eyes off me, so i had to change my seat yet agian, cause this loser decided to sit next to me, geee, wow,, everybody wants to be close to the famous barbie swallows, to get a glimps of her, lol. Anyways i got off the bus and got onto another bus, and that same loser who changed seats to sit next to me, was on my 2nd bus, and he kept watching me from a distance, so i had to change my fucking seat yet again far at the back, cause it's fucking annoying being watched and stared at for such a long period of time.

I'm a human behing, not an ALIEN or a live porn tv set ok, lol. Anyways b4 the guy got off the bus at the back doors, he kept again staring at me so i had to block my face with my hands and then he finally got off the bus. HOLy fuckk,, it seems like dosen't matter where i fucking go, guys, girls, kids,, everybody looks at me non stop, perhaps i should get my own reality show, lol. I wasn't showing any cleavage at all u know, i just keep getting all this attention. And earlier i went on the subway train from finch station, and this cute white blonde guy sat beside me, and he asked me for the time, and i told him what it was, and then later he said to me i just wanted to tell u that i think ur beautiful, and i said thank u. And before he got off the train he wispered in my ear, and he said to me, "I WANNA SUCK UR DICK" .. lol.

He knew i was a shemale, but apparently he didn't seemed to care, lol. Most guys usually ask me to blow them, so that was kinda odd u know. I told him to go to my site at barbieswallows.com, cause it has my number on it and u can set up an appointment with me. He was like no, i want it now, i was like sorry i gotta meet some friends tonight to see a movie. Holy fuck,, i keep attracting attention no matter where i go. I guess i don't really blend in with the crowd, but then again most shemales love to dress sexy and naughty whenever they go out in public and that's a well known fact!

Barbie Swallows

[Einstein]

I need to visit canada and ride the damned bus!

[maddplotter]

Hope you never buy a car Barbie! Your life would probably get very boring if you did.

[Barbie_Swallows]

Hope you never buy a car Barbie! Your life would probably get very boring if you did.

You're very funny. But i wasn't joking about what happened to me on both the train and on the bus last night. I always get horny guys wanting to fool around with me during the transportation on or after it, lol. Do u think i'm cursed or something? Why do u think this is happening? Please explain daddy! lol. Do u think i look like a whore or something and that's why guys get all horny? Cause i've had so much sexual experience when i take the subway train or the ttc bus. Even when i go shopping at stores, i attract guys and i catch them grabbing there crotch infront of me, lol.

[Tonia Lee]

Just last night, as i was coming back home on the ttc bus, some guy kept staring at me, to the point he made me feel so uncomfortable, so i gave him my middle finger so he would know to fuck off and leave me alone, which of course he stopped watching me 24/7. I went all the way at the back of the bus, and another guy wouldn't take his eyes off me, so i had to change my seat yet agian, cause this loser decided to sit next to me, geee, wow,, everybody wants to be close to the famous barbie swallows, to get a glimps of her, lol. Anyways i got off the bus and got onto another bus, and that same loser who changed seats to sit next to me, was on my 2nd bus, and he kept watching me from a distance, so i had to change my fucking seat yet again far at the back, cause it's fucking annoying being watched and stared at for such a long period of time.

I'm a human behing, not an ALIEN or a live porn tv set ok, lol. Anyways b4 the guy got off the bus at the back doors, he kept again staring at me so i had to block my face with my hands and then he finally got off the bus. HOLy fuckk,, it seems like dosen't matter where i fucking go, guys, girls, kids,, everybody looks at me non stop, perhaps i should get my own reality show, lol. I wasn't showing any cleavage at all u know, i just keep getting all this attention. And earlier i went on the subway train from finch station, and this cute white blonde guy sat beside me, and he asked me for the time, and i told him what it was, and then later he said to me i just wanted to tell u that i think ur beautiful, and i said thank u. And before he got off the train he wispered in my ear, and he said to me, "I WANNA SUCK UR DICK" .. lol.

He knew i was a shemale, but apparently he didn't seemed to care, lol. Most guys usually ask me to blow them, so that was kinda odd u know. I told him to go to my site at barbieswallows.com, cause it has my number on it and u can set up an appointment with me. He was like no, i want it now, i was like sorry i gotta meet some friends tonight to see a movie. Holy fuck,, i keep attracting attention no matter where i go. I guess i don't really blend in with the crowd, but then again most shemales love to dress sexy and naughty whenever they go out in public and that's a well known fact!

Barbie Swallows

What is this I don't even

[maddplotter]

You're very funny. But i wasn't joking about what happened to me on both the train and on the bus last night. I always get horny guys wanting to fool around with me during the transportation on or after it, lol. Do u think i'm cursed or something? Why do u think this is happening? Please explain daddy! lol. Do u think i look like a whore or something and that's why guys get all horny? Cause i've had so much sexual experience when i take the subway train or the ttc bus. Even when i go shopping at stores, i attract guys and i catch them grabbing there crotch infront of me, lol.

Well Barbie, I think you are starting to see the sinister side of fame. You have made a name for yourself and constantly put your life out into the public. I am sure some of us find your posts amusing but others might find them narcissistic. One thing you have almost no control is how other people perceive you.

For example, when I was in my twenties I was a really shy person and I hardly talk to anyone. One day I finally cracked a few jokes and a female co-worker just laughed her head off. What she said to me next almost knocked me off my chair, "I thought you were stuck up because you wouldn't talk to me". I did not talk to anyone because I was painfully shy. I did not know that was how she perceived me just because I didn't talk much. So your raunchy stories are a good read, Barbie, but have you thought how it might make you look? And how it may draw unwanted attention? One of these days, you might get your own stalker. Stay safe Barbie.

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But i wasn't joking about what happened to me on both the train and on the bus last night. I always get horny guys wanting to fool around with me during the transportation on or after it, lol. Do u think i'm cursed or something? Why do u think this is happening? Please explain daddy! lol. Do u think i look like a whore or something and that's why guys get all horny? Cause i've had so much sexual experience when i take the subway train or the ttc bus. Even when i go shopping at stores, i attract guys and i catch them grabbing there crotch infront of me, lol.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narciss...ality_disorder

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[thebigjuggler]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narciss...ality_disorder

We're all like that sometimes