I can has girlfriend PLZ?

[wozo]

I don't feel that I should have to explain myself. Why are you people putting me into this position? It's never, "Tonia, you look great. I love your cute smile."
It's, "Why does she have her boot on her head?"
This alienates me. Do you understand how that feels? No? I didn't think so.
I'm not a sexy escort, I'm not even an attractive street hooker... I'm not even good at amateur porn. I can't even read.
Oh, well, you feel sorry for me now, huh?
Don't. Just fucking don't.
I put my boot my boot on my head as a statement.
If you don't understand me, my choices or my boot on my head...
I'm not going to educate you on simple fucking things.

cool story bro .........

[Tonia Lee]

I don't know what's more concerning. The fact that it was not read with comedic overtones or the fact that I need to put emphasis on that.

[Canadiankrahe]

I like your boot on your head, show you are unique!
the fact that you smoke is a little bit of a turnoff, but the crazyness and sexiness that you have makes up for it! and yes im a male, and yes i voted, just to show you that yes I would love to date you. All you really need is one MtF girl to vote yes to find what your looking for anyways!

[Tonia Lee]

I like your boot on your head, show you are unique!
the fact that you smoke is a little bit of a turnoff, but the crazyness and sexiness that you have makes up for it! and yes im a male, and yes i voted, just to show you that yes I would love to date you. All you really need is one MtF girl to vote yes to find what your looking for anyways!

So, come pop my poochy.

[Canadiankrahe]

So, come pop my poochy.

anytime, just tell me where and when!