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  • (B@rbie Swallows) Movie Reviews! "IRON MAN 2" Rated PG-13, 2'Hrs & 5 Mins.


    "IRON MAN 2"
    Release Date: "Friday, May 7'th, 2O1O"
    Language May Offend, Violence
    2 hrs & 5 mins, Rated PG-13


    Action, Science Fiction
    Paramount Pictures and Marvel Entertainment present the highly anticipated sequel to the blockbuster film based on the legendary Marvel Super Hero 'Iron Man,' reuniting director Jon Favreau and Oscar nominee Robert Downey Jr. In 'Iron Man 2,' the world is aware that billionaire inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is the armored Super Hero Iron Man. Under pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military, Tony is unwilling to divulge the secrets behind the Iron Man armor because he fears the information will slip into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), and James 'Rhodey' Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at his side, Tony forges new alliances and confronts powerful new forces.

    Director: Jon Favreau

    Cast - Major:
    Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Jon Favreau, Paul Bettany, Don Cheadle, Mickey Rourke, John Slattery, Edward Norton, Leslie Bibb, Sam Rockwell, Clark Gregg, Kate Mara, Stan Lee, Olivia Munn, Helena Mattsson




    So i saw this movie last night at yonge & dundas amc theater at the 10:30pm show, with my friend Larry. I payed for his ticket cause he didn't had any money on him, but promised he'd pay me back the next time he see's me, lol. The ticket cost me $13.50 each. Geee, they used to charge $12.50, wow the price has gone up $1.00 extra ,lol. Anyways with all the movie commericals & trails, the actual Iron Man 2 movie started around 10:45pm. And mind u, we went half an hour early, and we were not able to find any good seats, cause they were all taken away.


    What do u expect right, it was the first night of the fucking film, lol. So me and my friend found 2 seats at the upper left hand side, but these chinese people told us those seats were saved for there friends and i was like what the fuck. I thought it was first serve, first come u know. So i went out of the theater and complained to an employee about these mother fuckers not allowing us to sit next to them, cause they had the seats saved for there loser friends that haven't showed up yet. So she came with me and i pointed them out and she told them, i'm sorry it's first serve first come, ur not allowed to save these seats.


    But long story short, she found us seats way at the back row, and i found it a better view cause it was right in the middle u know & far away from those losers who were saving those 2 seats for there losers friends, lol. Ok, so how did the movie went, well, what can i say, it was entertaining, alot of bling, bling going on with all the specail effects going on. Alot of violence, a bit of comedy in the film and it was non stop action. I personally enjoyed the first film of Iron man. I don't know why, i just did. I thought the second one was just alright u know. I rated this movie a 5/10. Mind u i was so bored through out the movie, during half of the movie i was mostly texting people on my cell phone, lol.


    I'm not saying the movie was boring, it just didn't appeal to me. To be honest, I find The Spiderman & Batman movies alot more entertaining to be honest. This Iron man 2 movie is a full 2 hours so u get ur money's worth u know. And if ur into the whole super hero, comic book fantasy story about these guys having super powers, then go ahead and watch it. I have nothing bad to say about this movie, i just thought it was alright u know, nothing specail. I hope u enjoyed reading my latest movie reviews, intill next time, ta ta! Btw, did i mentioned my friend Larry was falling asleep mostly during most of the movie? lol

    On a side note: b4 i went to the movies last night i decided to go shopping at Honest Ed's at Bloor & Bathrust, and i bought about 10 dvd movies for $1.99 each. Pretty cheap eh? I think the real reason why dvd's are becoming so cheap is because everybody wants to buy the new blue ray movies instead, cause it's better picture quality & sound. As i was purchasing the movies, the filipino woman that works there gave me compliments how beautiful i am. I told her i wasn't always born a woman u know. She said she knew but didn't cared. She said my face is very pretty and stuff. As i was talking about myself saying i'm a transsexual and alot of straight guys are into shemales, and it's a popular thing, there was employee, a cute 21 year old guy there & to make the long story short.


    He said he's never been with shemales b4, but he's always jerked off watching transsexual porn on the internet. Long story short, we exchanged numbers, and i gave him a hug, and i noticed he was hugging me really hard, so he can feel my big tits against his chest, just like most guys do to me, lol. I accidently knocked something down off the shelf, so i got down on my knees to pick it up, and i touched his crotch, and felt a semi hard on erection cock, lol. I didn't want to get him introuble cause he was working there, even though i touched it again, lol. He says he's a top and enjoys to fuck and get blow jobs, and considers himself straight, even though he's been with guys b4, lol. Anyways it seems like no matter where i fucking go, i always get some kind of sexual action, on the subway train, at the store, out in public.


    I guess i got that sexual orah or something that makes guys get horny when they see me. I should have taken him to the bathroom and sucked his cock, but he could have gotten trouble if he were to get caught and loose his job, so i kept it professional. Anyways, i think i found myself a real man, that is a top that enjoys to be fuck! He says that he fucked a girl last week and her pussy was bleeding cause his dick was so big & thick that is was hurting her, and she asked him to stop. Well i do love monster cocks, so i think i found myself a perfect match. But i'm really not interested in having a boyfriend. I just wanna have sex with no strings attached. It's alot less drama in my life if u know what i mean, lol.


    B@rbie Swallows
    www.BarbieSwallows.com

    Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 05-14-2010, 02:07 AM.

  • #2
    the first one was much better

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    • #3
      Haven't seen it yet, might go with a girl and her girlfriend tomorrow . Hope that guy with the monster calls you back, that would make for a good story. Just found your stories yesterday. SO fucking hot, took me awhile to get through all of them haha. Keep it up barbie!
      Hey hey hey, cum every day.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Vancouver-Virgin View Post
        Haven't seen it yet, might go with a girl and her girlfriend tomorrow . Hope that guy with the monster calls you back, that would make for a good story. Just found your stories yesterday. SO fucking hot, took me awhile to get through all of them haha. Keep it up barbie!

        He wasn't able to see me tonight cause he's busy with his current girlfriend, which he obviously cheats on, lol. I offered a 3some, he said no. I wasn't being serious, i was just joking, cause i'm not into girls u know. Oh well, i'll always attract undercover bisexuals with my lifestyle being a shemale, lol.

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        • #5
          This sequel just didn't work for me. It just fell flat in the middle and didn't have the same bang for your buck as the first. 6/10 for me.

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          • #6
            I'm gonna see it Saturday night. I hope I run into Barbie there but I doubt she'd travel to Guelph to see a movie






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            • #7
              Originally posted by Barbie_Swallows View Post
              He wasn't able to see me tonight cause he's busy with his current girlfriend, which he obviously cheats on, lol. I offered a 3some, he said no. I wasn't being serious, i was just joking, cause i'm not into girls u know. Oh well, i'll always attract undercover bisexuals with my lifestyle being a shemale, lol.
              Hahaha, No pussy for barbie! And keep finding boys to fuck in public! Good girl!
              Hey hey hey, cum every day.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Vancouver-Virgin View Post
                Hahaha, No pussy for barbie! And keep finding boys to fuck in public! Good girl!

                I told him to go fuck himself and i no longer speak or text him anymore. He's a fucking loser, like for real. Everytime i would text him and ask when do u wanna meet up for sex, he would always reply back saying oh i'm busy working or i'm my gf is coming over tonight to sleep over, and oh i'm tired, cause i had sex last night with my gf and i don't have any cum left 4 u. I got mad, cause i was providing him a free service and yet they don't fucking appreciate it, instead these little boys act like total big pussy's!


                Which is comon for guys that are into shemales, lol. I replied back to him in the text message saying, i guess ur not mature enough or mentally emotionally to be with a transsexual for the first time. I won't bother or beg u for sex cause u seem to enjoy playing games with me and u can't make up ur fucking mind due to ur little insecuties exploring another level of ur sexuality, lol.


                Anyways this is comon for me cause i deal with alot of fucking losers like this all the time. Hey where do u think the fucking attitude comes from hey? It's from fucking losers like him, that treat me like the lowest form of a human being =shit! If i were a real girl, he'd be chasing after me, it would be the other way around. But when ur a transgender person, u tend to attract alot of wierdo's, confused, insecure, unconfident mother-fuckers!

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                • #9
                  Saw this flick on Sunday night and would honestly say that it did not meet my expectations. Which of course were high after the first one. Maybe that was the problem, I was expecting too much.

                  I'd give it about a 6/10 on my meter.

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                  • #10
                    I've been hearing from a few people that this one isn't very good. I was supposed to go see it last week with a bunch of friends but it didn't work out so we were going to go this week. Maybe if it's so disappointing I won't even bother and just download it.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Barbie_Swallows View Post

                      I told him to go fuck himself and i no longer speak or text him anymore. He's a fucking loser, like for real. Everytime i would text him and ask when do u wanna meet up for sex, he would always reply back saying oh i'm busy working or i'm my gf is coming over tonight to sleep over, and oh i'm tired, cause i had sex last night with my gf and i don't have any cum left 4 u. I got mad, cause i was providing him a free service and yet they don't fucking appreciate it, instead these little boys act like total big pussy's!


                      Which is comon for guys that are into shemales, lol. I replied back to him in the text message saying, i guess ur not mature enough or mentally emotionally to be with a transsexual for the first time. I won't bother or beg u for sex cause u seem to enjoy playing games with me and u can't make up ur fucking mind due to ur little insecuties exploring another level of ur sexuality, lol.


                      Anyways this is comon for me cause i deal with alot of fucking losers like this all the time. Hey where do u think the fucking attitude comes from hey? It's from fucking losers like him, that treat me like the lowest form of a human being =shit! If i were a real girl, he'd be chasing after me, it would be the other way around. But when ur a transgender person, u tend to attract alot of wierdo's, confused, insecure, unconfident mother-fuckers!
                      Shitty insecure boy. No worries, I'm sure you'll get some unpaid monster cock soon girl.
                      Hey hey hey, cum every day.

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                      • #12
                        i liked the movie.

                        did anyone both to sit throughout the credits and see the surprise at the end?

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                        • #13
                          I never could get into comic book hero movies. Probably because I never liked superheroes. They all seemed gay to me when I was a kid.

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                          • #14
                            Hollywood

                            99% of the stuff that comes out of Hollywood is crap.

                            "The Karate Kid" starring Jaden Smith aka Will Simth's son and Jackie Chan. Need I say more.

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                            • #15
                              The BS is doing movie reviews?

                              The BS (Barbie Swallows) is doing movie reviews now? Gasp! And I'm reading them? (Bigger gasp!) From back alley blow jobs, to the silver screen, the BS is truly a jack of all trades.

                              I wonder what she wears to the movies?

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