(B@rbie Swallows) Movie Reviews! "Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time" Rated PG 13

[Barbie_Swallows]

Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time

Release Date: "Friday, May 28'th, 2O1O"
Violence, Gory Scenes
1 hr and 55 mins

Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Romance
From the team that brought the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' trilogy to the big screen, Walt Disney Pictures and jerry Bruckheimer Films present PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME, an epic action-adventure set in the mystical lands of Persia. A rogue pring reluctantly joins forces with a mysterious princess and together, they race against dark forces to safeguard an ancient dagger capable of releasing the Sands Of Time - a gift from the gods that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world.

Director: Mike Newell

Cast - Major:
Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina, Gemma Arterton

Official Site: http://adisney.go.com/disneypictures/princeofpersia/index2.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ0rIr_405c

I know i haven't posted any movie reviews in awhile, cause to be honest with u guys, it's because the last 2 weeks there were shitty films, and i didn't wanted to waste my money on retarded movies u know, lol. Anyways, so i went alone to see this movie on tuseday night, and i was expecting it to be good, but i was dissappointed cause it was god dame awful like for real =shit! The only reason why i went to see this movie in the first place cause that cute actor Jake Gyllenhaal, who played in the movie Brothers & Broke Back Mountain. His fucking voice accent in the persia movie really turned me right off, he sounded like a big goof! But i understand they were trying to make the movie as ancient history and make it look as realistic as possible, but the whole story line was so retarded, that i couldn't bare to stay there for a full 2 hours on my ass sitting and watching a movie that bored me to the point i just wanted to die! I ended up staying there for the first half an hour, and i complained to the people that worked there how retarded the movie was and that i wanted my money back.



When i arrived to see the manager, this indian guy kept complaining to her and said i wanted to buy a pop can for only $1, and she said i'm sorry, but we don't charge that amount for our drinks. He ended up bitching at her and being rude to the point, the manager asked me to be a witness incase something happens. So i posted my real name , stage name, my escorts site barbieswallows.com, and my cell number. Anyways the manager was kind enough to give me a coupon instead of giving my money back, which will expire by the end of june, so i can come back and watch another film instead. I was like gee, thanks, lol. Anyways, i could have lied and said oh yea i watched the whole movie, but i'm not like that, i don't lie and i don't make up stories. Everything u read on here is the truth but nothing but the truth, so help me god. I don't know, maybe it's the fact i had dick in my brain, and i wasn't able to concentrate to watch the film, and i was super horny and i just wanted to go out and get fucked & suck dick.

And guess what, after i left the theater on my way to go home, waiting at the bus stop, a cute blonde guy i recognized from getting fucked from him before a few weeks ago inside a porno cinema booth on yonge street. Anyways he kept checking me out, and i was like, u wanna have some fun? He's like sure, so i took him behind the corner, downstairs out in public of a small building. I ended up sucking his beautiful cock down on my kness, while he was grabbing my tits very hard. We kissed, made out, and it was beautiful. I had a big bottle of lube in my purse, and lot's of condoms of all sort of colours, pink, red, blue, purple, yellow, black, green, and i was like listen, i want u 2 fuck me now. He replied back saying sure, lol. I used to use lube in those small packages, but there wasn't enough lube inside to the point it was hurting me so much so i was like i might as well buy a big lube bottle and apply as much lube as possible. So i applied it on top of his dick with condom over it so i can enjoy the sex alot more comfortably. He shoved it my ass doggy style, we're both standing up, and he kept fucking me hard like a dirty whore!

I kept moaning, fuck me harder baby, fuck me harder, i want it hard bitch! His hands were on my love handles and then sometimes he would put his hands on my tits while fucking me hard, while kissing my lips. I felt like a princess in heaven, getting fucked hard by a true top! Cause when ur a shemale u will attract 90% bottoms, and i find it very depressing, so when i found a top, i was like yeaa, lets do it now, and fuck me like a dirty whore! Anyways after 10 mins, he shot his load of cum inside the condom. I wished he would have pulled out, and shot it all over my pretty face instead, lol. Anyways i love getting fucked hard doggy style, andh is dick was just average size, like 6 & a half cut. But it was just perfect for my ass, cause it wasn't much pain involved u know. Even though i prefere big monster cocks over 9 inchs, sometimes it's good to just have a regular size dick for anal, cause they can fuck u very fast, and it won't hurt u as much as a bigger dick, which we always end up having sex slow, due to his large size, lol. Anyways, i hope u enjoyed my latested movie reviews + sex story, lol. Like i said, the Prince of Persia movie sucked. Please watch another film instead ok. Peace!

B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com

[Einstein]

We got us a regular Roger Ebert over here.....hot story BTW

[Christina]

Ya Jake is soo hot but Im going to pass on this movie

[Rantsalot]

Disney plus video game adaptations equals automatic suckage

"Its lack of even one truly memorable moment is testament to its prefabricated lack of inspiration."

" A lot of action flicks are examples of mediocrity, but a truly terrible action movie, one that shows how not to do things at every turn, is a rare thing. Perhaps this was the true destiny of Prince of Persia."

Gotta just love the critics.

[Rantsalot]

More suckage

Now let's talk about something really GOOD....note the intended sarcasm.


The Karate Kid with Jackie Chan and Will Smith's bratty son.


I cant wait to hear the groans about that abomination.

[Guest]

hey someone posted a comment that this was not true and they saw you attend a the bus by yourself... Now that post is missing.. Is this board a fake where the moderater takes out posts to aplease the masters... is so delete mine, and I will never log on again!

[Guest]

Oh sorry never new that he attacks barbie...If I knew that I would not have commented on this...I think barbies stories are great and enjoy reading them... Being rather new to this forum I don't know all the people on here, but had seen many posts from this users of having great times with others of recent, so was not sure... Was just worried that maybe posts that were real, question someone else, were being deleted.. And since I regularly spend money with these women always looking for info on the sexy girls... I was mistaken this time so I apologize.

[Barbie_Swallows]

This loser who has an avatar pic of his masculine tanned body while hiding his face away (junyer69), seems to have bi-polar or skitzofrenia. He tends to attack me for no reason online and make up false stories about me, like saying he saw me at the movie theater and said that was true, but the whole meeting the guy at the bus stop was a total lie, which is not true at all. I asked him if u can confirm it by letting me know what theater it was, and at what bus stop was i waiting at, and give me the time details please. He has no awnsers cause he's a fucking loser. Everything u read is real and there from my personal experiences. I have no reasons to lie. My life is already entertaining as it is being a tranny, why should i have to make up false stories, lol.

Maybe if i were fat, ugly & old, i would have to make up false stories, but to be honest im not that type of person to lie, even when i was a kid, i always spoke the truth. I've had alot of t-girls approching me in person and telling me that ur pretty refreshing in the transsexual community cause majority of them are not really straight forward or speak the truth and that they enjoy reading my wild stories online. The only reason why this loser attacked me in the first place, cause one minute he's a nice guy towards me, and when i let him know my escort service rates is $250 an hour, he acts retarded & crazy on me, and starts being all negative and mean towards me. I remember his attitude from last year on this site, and he's still the same.

Looks like he has alot of growing up to do. But this is comon for repressesd bisexuals, that act all angry when they get rejected for sex and is asking for money, rather then giving it to him for free. I don't like assholes, and i don't like losers. He's obviously never gonna meet a real transsexual in person cause of his disgusting negative attitude. Than again, there's always shemale porn dvd's he can watch & masterbate while a dildo stuck up his faggot ass. And remember, i'm a size queen, and most good looking guys that are masculine are all juiced up with steroids and i bet this little bitch has a small dick, and is probally a bottom. Anyways, he made up the whole story as a personal attack, cause i didn't wanna have sex with him. As u can tell, he is very childish & imature, lol.

B@rbie Swallows

[GodEnder]

lol nice attempt at a review =D

[junyer69]

let me get this straight admin.. when I call Barbie out on her make believe world.. my post gets deleted.

But when Barbie SLANDERS the shit out of me, her posts stay AND you applaud her for it?!

Where's the justice in that? What the admins and moderators have done is not fair.

Does Barbie control this forum? Is she giving free services to the admins here?

I was not slandering barbie, I was simply calling her the phony that she is. People need to know the truth.

As for Barbie, I don't even have to say which theatre or which bus stop because you know what... It'll be wrong.. won't it Barbs. Next time I will use my cell phone for it's secondary usage

pz out! (this one will prolly get canned as well)

[Wiseone26]

I wonder how many people actually read the forum rules. I've seen the tit for tat insults back and forth and it just makes that person look bad. More so when new users see all the name calling, bitching and whining. It over takes threads and ruins them. Most people on this forum know that most of Barbie's posts are to be taken with a grain of salt. If you don't like them and don't have anything good to contribute then don't hijack the thread and ruin it for others.
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[Einstein]

I wonder how many people actually read the forum rules.

I didn't

[Barbie_Swallows]

let me get this straight admin.. when I call Barbie out on her make believe world.. my post gets deleted.

But when Barbie SLANDERS the shit out of me, her posts stay AND you applaud her for it?!

Where's the justice in that? What the admins and moderators have done is not fair.

Does Barbie control this forum? Is she giving free services to the admins here?

I was not slandering barbie, I was simply calling her the phony that she is. People need to know the truth.

As for Barbie, I don't even have to say which theatre or which bus stop because you know what... It'll be wrong.. won't it Barbs. Next time I will use my cell phone for it's secondary usage

pz out! (this one will prolly get canned as well)

You're such a fucking loser & a big phony lier! Eat Shit & die mother fucker! Stop harassing me and making up false stories just because i bruised up ur little ego, about rejecting u for sex when u asked to have it for free! I knew he was negative person, cause of his rude treatment he had towards me from me last year on tgirlforums. So i expected sooner or later he was gonna snap back to his old bitter self again. I'm not surprised at all, i'm just disappointed that most men act like little boys still no matter if there all grown up. He has a great looking body, but his personality turns me right off, to the point i just want his to drop dead and get aids. Like i said this guy is a retard and can't even awnser what movie theater i was and at what bus stop location i was waiting at and the time period. If u people are smart enough, u would realize this guy is a fucking compulsive lier and a shit disturber. This is a typical drama queen closet case homosexual faggot, that enjoys to fights back when he gets turned down for sex, so he has to act like a little bitch in return! Pretty lame, grow the fuck up u mental case!

TOTAL LOSER!

[Barbie_Swallows]

It is only slander if it is not true, and who is applauding?
Dude after looking back at your PREVIOUS user name it appears you were a complete dick to Barbie in the past as she says.
Everyone can go look at your old posts and see.
pubking77

If your only purpose here is to attack people and hijack their threads then get lost. This was Barbie's thread, make your own. This all started with you correcting Barbie anyhow.

You know absolutely nothing about what is going on here, so shut the fuck up about it. If I am getting blown by Barbie then that is our business and you are just jealous.

Maybe we should follow you around and report on how sad your life is.
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Thank you for defending me, i really appreciate it. Anyways i met that same blonde white guy again tonight, from the bus stop. And i was sitting outside the club at Play, and he sat next to me, and we decided to go together to the porno cinema on church & wellesley, called the love shop. Anyways my friend Larry tagged along, a filipino gay guy. He was halarious, because he wanted to join with us, but the guy i was with wasn't interested in men, only women & shemales. Anyways long story short, i took him into the private porn booth, put some coins inside to watch a movie, and locked the door. We started kissing, i sucked his cock, he licked my tits, then i put a yellow colour condom on his dick and lube on top and he started fucking my ass.



It was so hot inside, i had to open the door in, cause i enjoy getting fucked in the ass while being watched. Anyways my friend larry kept saying, it smells like shit in here, lol. He kept saying that the whole time and kept asking where is it coming from? I was like listen, if u want me to make u a personal chocolate sunday, just open ur fucking mouth bitch, lol. Anyways, a really cute white hot guy arrived inside the porno cinema, and he came straight towards me, and he was playing with my tits. I took his cock out and i started jerking it, but i didn't suck it cause he was uncut, but i enjoyed the size.


So i put a red colour condom on his dick and lube, and he was fucking me out in the open in the hall way, outside of the private porn booths, lol. So while he was fucking me, i was kissing the guy on the lips (guy from the bus stop i met a few days ago) and i was bending over sucking his dick while getting fucked, while my friend Larry was being a top, fucking the guy's ass while he was fucking mines, lol. Anyways, it was a wild hot time and an unforgetable experience. If only Larry would have kept his mouth shut up talking about shit through out the sexual experience it would have been alot more enjoyable, cause who the fuck wants to talk about poo, while having sex? lol... anyways that's another reality story of mines! Hope u enjoyed it! Bye bye....

B@rbie Swallows

[tsbanger]

...Anyways my friend larry kept saying, it smells like shit in here, lol. He kept saying that the whole time and kept asking where is it coming from?...

Lolll....you always put juicy (or smelly....) details to your posts!!!!!
Your posts are always sooo entertaining and..delightful!! They turn everybody ON!! hehe
You're the BEST BARBIE!!