"B@rbie Swallows" Got Fucked By A Hot Male Stripper At The Porno Cinema Last Night!

[dave_29_09]

put your phone in a zip lock bag with dry rice in a day or two it will be working fine i have done this a lot of times living near the lake

[Barbie_Swallows]

put your phone in a zip lock bag with dry rice in a day or two it will be working fine i have done this a lot of times living near the lake

Are u serious? How can a bag of rice bring back the power of my cell phone? lol

[Jizelle]

Are u serious? How can a bag of rice bring back the power of my cell phone? lol

the rice will absorb the toilet water in your phone. it may not work cuz it's been so long but still try you never know

[drdrdr]

this is what happens when people do not put down the lid!!!

[Barbie_Swallows]

this is what happens when people do not put down the lid!!!

There was no lid on this toilet for ur information....

[dave_29_09]

trust me it really works if not i'll give you a free bj lol

[tslisaparadise]

i think your full of shit

i think your a fucking retardand so does everyone else

[Sauga_dude]

"Barbie Swallows" Got Fucked By A Hot Male Stripper At The Porno Cinema Last Night!

So my friend Cheryl invited me to go to remingtons last night, cause her friend was celebrating his birthday there. And so i wasn't feeling it, but i went anyways, cause i wanted to give her company. This new male dancer kept checking me out, and i thought he was totally gay, but he approched me and said oh hi Barbie. I'm like hey how do u know me from? He's like i can't remember, but u look fimilar, but i forgot from where i known u from. Turns out we had cam sex on msn 6 months ago, and his sister walked in on him jerking off, but she didn't see, cause he covered it with his baggy t-shirt over his beautiful cock.

Wow what a small world, i didn't expected to see him in person, let alone working as a male whore, i mean, a male stripper, lol. Anyways, he looked really horny, and offered me a free dance to go at the back, but we both had to pay $5 each to enter the vip room, the clubs fee. I was like fuck it, why don't we go next door at the Loft 18 porno cinema theater. He wanted my girlfriend Cheryl to join us in a 3some, but she didn't want too, cause she already has a boyfriend and wanted to stay a good girl, lol. Anyways i ended up taking him to the bathroom, and i locked the inside of it, and i flashed him my big tits, and he kept licking on my nipples.

Then i got down on my knees and was about to suck his beautiful thick cock, but he wanted me to use a condom. So i said forget it, im not gonna suck on a fucking rubber, it's retarded. So i just ended up putting a cherry lubricate flavour, on top of the condom on his average size nice cock and shoved it up my ass. And oh god, it felt so fucking good getting fucked hard doggy style. I kept telling him to fuck me harder, and we kept moaning like dirty horny whores, lol. Anyways here's the part that gets ugly ok. My expensive $450 cell phone camera, which is a N95 8GB model from Nokia, i accidentally dropped in the toilet, while i was getting fucked.

So i pretty much got fucked twice at the momment, one in my ass and the other with my cell phone being damage by going in water, lol. Anyways i picked it up right away, and tried to dry it with paper toilet, but unfortuantly my cell phone was pronouced dead and the burier service will be held next week at the local church somewhere in Toronto. Anyways,, i'm so depressed, i'm without a phone and shit, kinda sucky! No worries, i found a guy online that is selling the same model cell phone for $140, used. Anyways the male stripper that fucked me, was apparently his first time fucking a transsexual. He told me he's already been with guys & girls,, but never shemales.





I had another incident tonight, as i was waiting for the bus stop i noticed another male stripper walking past by me. We made eye contact, and i smiled at him, and i told him i saw u dancing on stage earlier tonight at the club, but i was disappointed that u didn't take ur underwear off, cause i really wanted to see ur cock so badly, cause ur a cute guy. He was like openiing his pants so i can see right straight down, and i told him there's too many people around, lets be discrete and lets go behind that building over there. Anyways this guy says he's only 20 years old, and i flashed him my tits, in which he licked them and got all horny. Then he was feeling my so called pussy, and he felt a hard on boner down below, and he looked at me with a surprise look on his face and said,, umm, i really gotta get going now, i gotta meet my girlfriend.

I was like oh my god, was this ur first time with a shemale? He said yeah, i didn't know u were really a guy. I'm like yea right, u honestly couldn't tell? He said no , seriously, i thought u were a real girl. Apparently he's from a small town, so that explains why he's so oblivious, but then again, it's a huge compliment for me that i tricked a totally straight guy, as he claimes he is. Anyways i was jerking his dick, and i asked him if i can suck it for 2 seconds, and he smiled and said sure. I ended up sucking his dick for a few minutes. It wasn't a big cock at all, it was like 5 inchs, and it was kinda skinny, so i was dissappointed, but i still sucked it cause i love cocks right. I was like, what's that on ur cock,, is that a pierce cock ring?

He's like yea. I'm like wow, i never sucked a dick b4 with a ring on it, lol. Anyways we kissed and then we left from there. Hmmmm, i wonder if he was pretending he didn't know that i was really a transsexual. He honestly had no idea i was a t-girl. I guess i must be doing a great job on making a convincing woman or something, lol. I know i make a hot shemale,, but i also know i don't look 100% like a passable female. I guess some guys can't tell, and some guys could tell. Oh well, i could careless, i am happy being who i am and what i represent to the world. But i must say, i find it too fucking boring to dress like a house wife, i'd rather look wild and look like a stripper, porn star, whore!

After reading this "creative" writing adventure, I am concerned with where your bicycle was during all of this...?? The last thing you want is your only means of transportation to get damaged also. Lets hope and pray it was safe during all this gallivanting.

[capablanca]

I love it when you tell us about stuff you're doing. i think you should do a podcast.

[Barbie_Swallows]

I love it when you tell us about stuff you're doing. i think you should do a podcast.

• I've done lots of sexual activites, during the last few weeks, but i choosed not to write about it, cause i always get bashed and mocked whenever i'm open about my personal experiences, so i'm trying to cool down a bit and just not reveal so much info till i'm ready again.

[jimsford2000]

B@rbie

Dont listen to those who talk SH!t, alot of us love reading your stories and wishing it would be us.

[Raging Bob]

Dont listen to those who talk SH!t, alot of us love reading your stories and wishing it would be us.

I'm with Jim....That's kinda the whole point of a forum! If everyone who contributes gets attacked the whole thing won't last too long. Keep posting Barbie...I love ya....but I also think you're a maniac....lol

[Barbie_Swallows]

I'm with Jim....That's kinda the whole point of a forum! If everyone who contributes gets attacked the whole thing won't last too long. Keep posting Barbie...I love ya....but I also think you're a maniac....lol

Ok thanks,, well i'll tell u what happened to me last night. I was on my bike ready to cross the street at Bloor & Bathrust and i heard a guy behind me, and he said it very loud "That's a guy" , infront of this cute guy that was checking me out earlier from the dollar store and now infront of the street lights. I turned my head, and he just smiled and looked away, not the guy that said it, the cute guy that couldn't take his eyes of me, which is comon everywhere i go, i always get alot of stares. Anyways i accidentally dropped my bike on the ground when i heard him say oh that's a guy. I didn't pay any attention to it, i was like fuck it, he's just a negative person trying to put me down. And it's not like i pretend to be a real woman,, i'm open about my status being a shemale.

Anyways i let the loser walk infront of me, while i was riding my bike slowly behind him on the sidewalk,, he didn't say nothing, but as soon as i past by him, i heard it again a couple more times. Apparently he kept telling random strangers on the sidewalk, that's a guy the one on the bike. I got off my bike, left on the side walk and went back and i was on my way to approched him and told the moron, i was like say this to my fucking face u asshole. His reply was, oh shit, and he looked so scared and terrified as hell that he just end up running across the street to avoid me. I guess he must have thought i was gonna beat him up, but i wasn't going too. I just wanted to know what was his problem, and come say it to my fucking face, but obviously like most men are in the world,, big coward, big pussy, imature, childish, retarded.

I don't understand, he enjoys talking about me non-stop and pointed me out that i really am a man dolled up as a chick,, yet when i confronted him he dosen't know what to say, and runs across the street to avoid confrontation. Mind u he was a bit shorter then i am, so i could have easily pulled his tshirt and ripped it and destroyed him. Then i say to myself, is it really worth it? He could have had a knife,,, stabbed me,, or puched me out and get my breast implants poped. All i can say is,, when ur a minority,, a shemale, passable or non, u have expect to get discriminated everywhere u go. It's funny, cause that was the only rude comment i got all day. I mostly got positive attention,, guys blowing kiss's at me through there car windows, and honking there cars horns, and saying hi.

I have to realize that some people are able to tell that ur a tranny,, u can't fool the whole world, even though i wasn't trying too, i'm happy being a shemale, i don't wanna be a real girl with a pussy one day. There's alot of negative miserable people in the world that got nothing better else to do but to mock and put others down for no reason. If i would have kicked his ass, he would have thought twice next time to ever open his mouth again in public trash talking about strangers. One of these days he won't be so lucky, somebody else would beat the shit out of him.

[Sauga_dude]

Ok thanks,, well i'll tell u what happened to me last night. I was on my bike ready to cross the street at Bloor & Bathrust and i heard a guy behind me, and he said it very loud "That's a guy" , infront of this cute guy that was checking me out earlier from the dollar store and now infront of the street lights. I turned my head, and he just smiled and looked away, not the guy that said it, the cute guy that couldn't take his eyes of me, which is comon everywhere i go, i always get alot of stares. Anyways i accidentally dropped my bike on the ground when i heard him say oh that's a guy. I didn't pay any attention to it, i was like fuck it, he's just a negative person trying to put me down. And it's not like i pretend to be a real woman,, i'm open about my status being a shemale.

Anyways i let the loser walk infront of me, while i was riding my bike slowly behind him on the sidewalk,, he didn't say nothing, but as soon as i past by him, i heard it again a couple more times. Apparently he kept telling random strangers on the sidewalk, that's a guy the one on the bike. I got off my bike, left on the side walk and went back and i was on my way to approched him and told the moron, i was like say this to my fucking face u asshole. His reply was, oh shit, and he looked so scared and terrified as hell that he just end up running across the street to avoid me. I guess he must have thought i was gonna beat him up, but i wasn't going too. I just wanted to know what was his problem, and come say it to my fucking face, but obviously like most men are in the world,, big coward, big pussy, imature, childish, retarded.

I don't understand, he enjoys talking about me non-stop and pointed me out that i really am a man dolled up as a chick,, yet when i confronted him he dosen't know what to say, and runs across the street to avoid confrontation. Mind u he was a bit shorter then i am, so i could have easily pulled his tshirt and ripped it and destroyed him. Then i say to myself, is it really worth it? He could have had a knife,,, stabbed me,, or puched me out and get my breast implants poped. All i can say is,, when ur a minority,, a shemale, passable or non, u have expect to get discriminated everywhere u go. It's funny, cause that was the only rude comment i got all day. I mostly got positive attention,, guys blowing kiss's at me through there car windows, and honking there cars horns, and saying hi.

I have to realize that some people are able to tell that ur a tranny,, u can't fool the whole world, even though i wasn't trying too, i'm happy being a shemale, i don't wanna be a real girl with a pussy one day. There's alot of negative miserable people in the world that got nothing better else to do but to mock and put others down for no reason. If i would have kicked his ass, he would have thought twice next time to ever open his mouth again in public trash talking about strangers. One of these days he won't be so lucky, somebody else would beat the shit out of him.

...but most importantly, is your tricycle ok?

[maddplotter]

Just keep posting your stories Barbie. They brighten up my drab and boring day. I really got to get out of the house more.