"Oops, I Did It Again, I Got Fucked & So Did My Cell Phone, Which Got Stolen Tonight"

[Barbie_Swallows]

"Oops, I Did It Again... I Got Fucked & So Did My Cell Phone, Which Got Stolen Tonight"

Ok, so 2 weeks ago, i met a male stripper, and we went to the porno cinema public bathroom, and while he was fucking me in the ass, i accidentally dropped my Nokia cell phone in the toilet, so i pretty much got fucked twice. One in the ass doggy style and my cell phone got fucked by going inside the water where people shit, bleed & pee in, lol. Anyways,, guess what happen to me earlier tonight boys & girls? I had sex tonight with this hot portuguess guy name Frankie, who is obviously a drug user & druger abuser & drug seller. I didn't care, cause i was horny, and i been with him a few times in the past, just giving him oral sex, while him licking my saline water balloon implants. But earlier tonight was the first night he fucked me in the ass, only because i was begging him to do it, cause he never wants to do it.

He always says im worried there's gonna be shit on my dick, i'm like oh please, i'm clean and on top of that ur using a condom, so relax bitch. Anyways i was about to leave, and i wished i should have left, cause this mother fucker is now my worst nightmare from hell! You see what happened was, this white trash drug addict street kid -26 years old, is also a theif. After we had sex and it was done and over with, he wanted to use my cell phone, which is new btw, i just had it for 3 days, the newest phone from Rogers, called the Sony Erickson Experia X1O, value price at $549.99. But i only payed $149.99 for a 3 year contract. A week after i ordered this cell phone i noticed on the site it went down to $99.99, so i called in and complained about it, and they gave me the $49.99 discount, thank god. Anyways fuck, this asshole, pretty much ran off with my cell phone.

I called my service provider rogers, to have the cell phone disconnect, incase this mother fucker makes any long distance phone calls or any calls, texts or using the internet on my phone for that matter. I also called the cops and informed them of what happened, but they seemed more interested in my lifestyle being a transsexual, lol. I am not surprised at all, cause this is comon when ur a shemale, u always get curious people wanting to know everything about ur lifestyle being a tranny. Anyways, this loser that stole my cell phone, had me on a wild goose chase. He wanted me to go to this building and wanted me to wait outside of the building and sit on the bench facing towards straight ahead, not the bench sitting on the right hand side, which u are able to view both back entrance of the building and front view. He kept telling me he was not gonna steal my cell phone and that he had my word for it and for me to trust him.

He was behaving all nice and sweet during sex, and a bitchy negative asshole after he took my cell phone. He said i was making him mad so much to the point that he was gonna throw my cell phone against the pavement and break it. I need to stop being so truth worthy, and stay far away from low life losers, that are involved in drug abuse and street people, no matter how good lookiing they are, they are obviously the lowest form of a human being, that will start trouble with u, drama, steal from u, and nothing positive will ever happen if ur around trashy people, nothing but trouble period, so i pretty much learned my lesson. The next time somebody ask me if i can use ur cell phone to make a phone call, i'm gonna tell them no, and that im not a payphone, it's right around the corner for only 50 cents per call. And the next time a mother fucker ask me if i can borrow money from u, i'm just gonna reply back, sorry i'm not the bank of montreal, i don't give out anything, unless i get interest rates & fees, lol.

Anyways, opps i did it again,, i got fucked twice,, once 2 weeks ago by my cell phone dropping in the toilet while getting fucked,, and again last night, or this morning rather, after he finished fucking my ass, in the basement of a building, laundry room, he stole my phone and ran off with it like the white trash person that he is. How ironic and funny, that i had sex twice, and on both incidents, my cell phone got fucked & my ass, lol. Anyways when i tried calling my cell phone earlier,, he picked up the phone and said he was gonna return it back at the love shop store on church street within 10 minutes, but he lied,, and i was waiting for over an hour and he never showed up, which made me feel like a total jack ass. U know what, i could have beaten him up, and grabbed my cell phone back, but i was worried and concerned because he was a street guy, that is involved in drugs, he could have had a knife, and stabbed me and or my $6,000 breast implants.

And is it really worth for one of my plastic boobs to be popped over a $100 value cell phone? Naaa i don't think so. I've informed him to many people in the gay community and they all know what he looks like, and they said that if they see him, they'll try to get my cell phone back from him. Either that or the cops will hopefully find him and arrest him and get my $549.99, without contract retail price Sony Erickson Xperia X10, touch screen cell phone back. I'm really sad right now,, but surprisingly i'm not in any tears, just heart broken. The greek guy John that works at the parking lot on church street, spoke to me in my language and said what the hell are u hanging out with this guy for,, he is trashy,, be carefull,, and i didn't listen to him, cause all i cared about was sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass,, and yup, i sure got that in return, but also had my cell phone fucked, and stolen from this mother fucker.

I must say, i saw my t-girl friend tonight and she said she was gonna help me out to get my phone back, and that if she ever see's him, she'll deal with him and kick his ass. I think i should start carrying a pepper spray with me for now on,, because it's the year 2010, and there's alot shit that is happening in the world, where people wanna screw with u and fuck with u,, and unforutnaly i got both, lol. Anyways i'm on my way right now to the mall, to buy another cell phone, because mines got stolen from this drug street kid. Yes i've learned my lesson, never by vulnerable or trustworthy with anyone,, even if u just had sex with him, u just can't trust anyone, cause when u least expect it, they will beat u, kill u, steal from u, and cause so much drama and trouble for u.

Anyways i hope u guys enjoyed the latest reality story of mines, which is all fact and true and not based on lies like some of u people think. Anyways one last thing,, whatever goes around, comes around, karma will hit u, and how u treat others, u will be screwed over 3 times as bad, and trust my words, cause sooner or later, karma will fuck this guy up and he will pay for what he has done. And if i see him tonight, i will use my pepper spray and call the cops on him right away, Amen! Never fucking trust anyone, cause people will screw u over sooner or later and be carefull and be choosy who u associate with or hang out with, cause not everyone in this world are good people, there's alot of bad people out there, that are so mean and evil, they only care about themselves. They will even kill u for money. Anyways this guy that stole my cell phone must have sold it by now so he can get drugs in exchange for it. Today is a sad day for me

B@rbie Swallows

[Einstein]

What the fuck ma?

Just the mental picture of this was enought to make me LOL

[Barbie_Swallows]

What the fuck ma?

Just the mental picture of this was enought to make me LOL

Well, i'm sure it's safe to say that the life of "Barbie Swallows" is anything but far from being fucking boring! It seems like always something crazy and fucked up usually happens in my life. But hey, i sure write a good reality stories on tgirlforums.com about my daily over the top adventures, lol.

P.S. I just bought a used Nokia cell phone just now at the local mall for $70 flat rate discount, which is included with a new sin card. It's funny, cause i had this same cell phone back in 2OO7, and it's a great. So if any of u boys are horny and wanna fuck me,, gimmie a call at (647) 4O4-6OO1 and visit my website at
www.BarbieSwallows.com

[mr-kink]

You are such a whore, Barbie!

[merelypink]

that sucks!!!

[Barbie_Swallows]

that sucks!!!

I was in the gay community last night at church & wellsley and i saw the guy that stole my cell phone 2 weeks ago, but he didn't recongnized me cause i was wearing a long black wig and i'm usually a blonde with my real hair let it all out. Anyways we made eye contact cause he was a few feet away from me, and he looked away. He went across the street with his bike and noticed he kept stairing at me, while i was with my guy friend. He came up to me and wanted to talk to me and i said for why & what for?

So u can steal my current cell phone i have right now like u did with my last phone? He said i didn't steal ur phone, i'm like don't lie, u did in fact steal it and u probaly sold it so u can buy ur crack, cause ur a drug addict. He kept insisting that somebody else stole it. I'm like i honestly don't care cause i already filed a report and called the cops and told them ur name is Frankie and gave them a discription on what u looked like, ect.

So there looking for u, so don't be surprised if u get caught. Again he said i didn't steal ur phone, i'm like ok whatever, whoever u sold my phone too, bring it back to me and i'll drop the charges and he said ok and drove off with his bike. I should have took a snap shot on my N95 nokia cell phone and and took a picture of him and post it on here to give a warning to the rest of the tgirl community to stay away from this loser cause he will steal from u, like what he done to both me & Layla.

Anyways if he dosen't return my cell phone, then i will take a picture of him and email it to the toronto police and then they'll know exactly what he looks like and they'll arrest him right away. I should have called the cops right away when i saw him, but i backed out cause i didn't feel to get into the difficult situation with a mental case who is that low to steal from somebody that he just fucked.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is based on fucking lies period. Anyways he must have felt guilty cause he didn't had to approch me after seeing me last night after 2 minutes of recongnizing me on the streets. He didn't seem to be high on drugs like the last time i saw him, he was sober. People must have told him that Barbie called the cops on him, cause i spread my word to alot of people in the community.

I regret not taking a snap shot photo of him on my cell phone, i should have did it, but i wasn't thinking straight or clearly cause i was talking to my friend at the time. Oh well, i'll know better for next time.

Anyways if he is smart this guy he would do the right thing and return my cell phone just like i told him too, cause otherwise i said the cops are looking for u. And from what i heard from other people in the community they've said he's already been in and out of jail many times, so he should know better and buy or steal my old phone back and give it back to me, cause what he did was not right or cool at all. But something tells me he will not return it back, and if that's the case i will call the cops right away and take a photo of him and i'll show him never to fuck with me ever again. I'm not allowing him to get away with this, and that is a fucking promise!

Barbie Swallows

[bp2626]

Ok, so 2 weeks ago, i met a male stripper, and we went to the porno cinema public bathroom, and while he was fucking me in the ass, i accidentally dropped my Nokia cell phone in the toilet, so i pretty much got fucked twice.

Modern poetry.

[fifthace]

FYI for next time

I talked with a guy the other day that told me him blackberry was in his pants pocket and got tossed into the washing machine, the machine had just started and he remembered it, he got it out dripping water and was told to put it into a bag filled with rice and just keep turning it over, he left it in for 3 days took it out turned it on and it worked, he did say it was turned off so that could make a difference, good luck next time...

[Raging Bob]

:d

modern poetry.
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rotflmfao!!!

[Einstein]

I left my blackberry at barnes and noble today I didn't realize it tell I got
home. I do not have a land line I had to go next door and use my neighbor
cell to call myself LMFAO it's alright though cause she is fine. i'd hit on her
if I wasn't buddies with her man.

[bilkdickson]

I was in the gay community last night at church & wellsley and i saw the guy that stole my cell phone 2 weeks ago, but he didn't recongnized me cause i was wearing a long black wig and i'm usually a blonde with my real hair let it all out. Anyways we made eye contact cause he was a few feet away from me, and he looked away. He went across the street with his bike and noticed he kept stairing at me, while i was with my guy friend. He came up to me and wanted to talk to me and i said for why & what for?

So u can steal my current cell phone i have right now like u did with my last phone? He said i didn't steal ur phone, i'm like don't lie, u did in fact steal it and u probaly sold it so u can buy ur crack, cause ur a drug addict. He kept insisting that somebody else stole it. I'm like i honestly don't care cause i already filed a report and called the cops and told them ur name is Frankie and gave them a discription on what u looked like, ect.

So there looking for u, so don't be surprised if u get caught. Again he said i didn't steal ur phone, i'm like ok whatever, whoever u sold my phone too, bring it back to me and i'll drop the charges and he said ok and drove off with his bike. I should have took a snap shot on my N95 nokia cell phone and and took a picture of him and post it on here to give a warning to the rest of the tgirl community to stay away from this loser cause he will steal from u, like what he done to both me & Layla.

Anyways if he dosen't return my cell phone, then i will take a picture of him and email it to the toronto police and then they'll know exactly what he looks like and they'll arrest him right away. I should have called the cops right away when i saw him, but i backed out cause i didn't feel to get into the difficult situation with a mental case who is that low to steal from somebody that he just fucked.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is based on fucking lies period. Anyways he must have felt guilty cause he didn't had to approch me after seeing me last night after 2 minutes of recongnizing me on the streets. He didn't seem to be high on drugs like the last time i saw him, he was sober. People must have told him that Barbie called the cops on him, cause i spread my word to alot of people in the community.

I regret not taking a snap shot photo of him on my cell phone, i should have did it, but i wasn't thinking straight or clearly cause i was talking to my friend at the time. Oh well, i'll know better for next time.

Anyways if he is smart this guy he would do the right thing and return my cell phone just like i told him too, cause otherwise i said the cops are looking for u. And from what i heard from other people in the community they've said he's already been in and out of jail many times, so he should know better and buy or steal my old phone back and give it back to me, cause what he did was not right or cool at all. But something tells me he will not return it back, and if that's the case i will call the cops right away and take a photo of him and i'll show him never to fuck with me ever again. I'm not allowing him to get away with this, and that is a fucking promise!

Barbie Swallows

why do u like to call the cops so much when ur a hooker?its not like your a law abiding citizen do u want someone to call the cops on you for selling your ass?

[jayp]

Well said dude! well said!

[shemale_patriciaM]

why do u like to call the cops so much when ur a hooker?its not like your a law abiding citizen do u want someone to call the cops on you for selling your ass?

Yes she might be selling her ass for money but she has the right to call the cops when she needs to. Don't make it sound like working escorts like Barbie does not have the right as a citizen of this country. You better not come on this site if you want to treat people this way. Go do your homework sir!!!

[huge99999]

why do u like to call the cops so much when ur a hooker?its not like your a law abiding citizen do u want someone to call the cops on you for selling your ass?

If one is not allowed to call the cops if he/she has broken any law the cops would not be very busy.

[bilkdickson]

Yes she might be selling her ass for money but she has the right to call the cops when she needs to. Don't make it sound like working escorts like Barbie does not have the right as a citizen of this country. You better not come on this site if you want to treat people this way. Go do your homework sir!!!

barbie is the last person that should be calling the cops if someone steals her cell phone cause she did the same thing to some other guy than tried to get him to fuck her in order to get his own phone back.everyone has the rights to call the cops but barbie is just a bitch you know it and i know it just by reading her stories