barbie swallows - wow!

[joey]

This girl is gorgeous! I was never a huge fan of her photos online... but they do not do her justice at all. I saw her walkin up church tonight wearing all white... wow!

So barbie, keep on doin what your doin.

[Barbie_Swallows]

This girl is gorgeous! I was never a huge fan of her photos online... but they do not do her justice at all. I saw her walkin up church tonight wearing all white... wow!

So barbie, keep on doin what your doin.

Oh thank u,, yup that was me all dressed in white,, and no i'm not getting married, just fucked from left, right & center by a bunch of big monster cocks! I recently purchase a new bike, a purple one, just like childrens show gay Barney character. I wanted to get in great shape, both physically and mentally, cause i hate going to join a fucking gym, and have people stare at me and glued there eyes to me as if they never see a hot tranny trying to work out, lol. Anyways i rode my bike from victoria park & finch (north york) all the way to downtown "church & wellesley" (gay village) and all the way back home.

I haven't been on a bike since i was 15 and was still a virgin back then, lol. Ummm, i recommend anyone riding a bike cause it's better then walking first of all, and u save money spending $3 ttc fair taking the subway train & bus and another $3 fair to go back home. That's like $42 per week, everyday taking the ttc, or $168 per month, if of course taking the subway/bus daily, or get the monthly metropass for $121. But fuck that shit i'd rather ride my bike all over Toronto and enjoy my ride, cause u get to travel and see many things all over the city and on top of that u burn off fat and loose weight riding ur bike across the GTA.

Hopefully i can loose another 20 more pounds before Halloween, and go down to 135'lbs, so i can look like a hot sexy bitch with my costumes. I'm very proud of myself, cause i never knew i'd enjoy riding a bike so much, i almost feel like a kid again, lol. The only problem i have is that my ass hurts so much after sitting on my ass for hours on the bike. And riding ur bike going up a hill really sucks too, cause it gets more difficult & harder to ride, but then of course u end up sweating and ur heart starts beating faster, which is a great sign of transforming ur body into a beauty queen doll.

I may also add that working out by riding ur bike will also help fight depression, if u got any, trust me it really works. Don't u just find it boring working out in a gym? Why not just ride ur fucking bike during the summer and take advantage of the beautiful weather and work out without even realizing it and having fun at the same time. Remember u can only get away with this during the warm seasons, cause once winter hits,, it's hard to ride ur fucking bike on the snow and ice u know ,lol. What else can i say,, save ur money, don't ride the ttc, just ride ur bike and follow the yellow brick road, and ur off to see the wizard, the wonderfull wizard of oz! lol

P.s. I flashed my tits twice to 2 hot straight boys while riding my bike today & they looked horny as hell!

Barbie Swallows

www.BarbieSwallows.com

[Mr. Kennedy]

Definitely gorgeous

[BigA]

Dear Barbie,
I think it's great that you are dedicated to loosing your excess weight and turning into a fabulous shemale glamour supermodel pornstar celebrity once again. I have a little bit of knowledge about loosing weight fast (12 weeks or less). What you are doing with your bike is excellent, and you should definitely keep it up. Diet is most important though, and if you aren't eating right no amount of cardio will help. You look like someone with endomorphic characteristics like myself, so I will suggest something that has worked for me time and time again. If you decide to try it and it works then that's awesome and if u don't well i tried haha.

First off you need to cut out all carbohydrates out of your diet. You can eat 50 grams of carbs a day with your first meal in the form of cooked oatmeal. The reasoning behind this is called ketosis. Your body will switch from using carbs to ketones as energy. As a result you will be in a constant fat burning state! Eat three or four other small meals that consist of lean proten and veggies throughout the day. Last meal should be 3 hours before bed to ensure you don't go to sleep with unburned calories. You do that, and ride your bike 30 or 40 min on an empty stomach when u wake up, and same duration after dinner. Monitor ur weight every day an watch the pounds melt off! Have fun!

[merelypink]

yes she is a hottie

[Einstein]

Dear Barbie,
I think it's great that you are dedicated to loosing your excess weight and turning into a fabulous shemale glamour supermodel pornstar celebrity once again. I have a little bit of knowledge about loosing weight fast (12 weeks or less). What you are doing with your bike is excellent, and you should definitely keep it up. Diet is most important though, and if you aren't eating right no amount of cardio will help. You look like someone with endomorphic characteristics like myself, so I will suggest something that has worked for me time and time again. If you decide to try it and it works then that's awesome and if u don't well i tried haha.

First off you need to cut out all carbohydrates out of your diet. You can eat 50 grams of carbs a day with your first meal in the form of cooked oatmeal. The reasoning behind this is called ketosis. Your body will switch from using carbs to ketones as energy. As a result you will be in a constant fat burning state! Eat three or four other small meals that consist of lean proten and veggies throughout the day. Last meal should be 3 hours before bed to ensure you don't go to sleep with unburned calories. You do that, and ride your bike 30 or 40 min on an empty stomach when u wake up, and same duration after dinner. Monitor ur weight every day an watch the pounds melt off! Have fun!

If this aint the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is!

[Barbie_Swallows]

This girl is gorgeous! I was never a huge fan of her photos online... but they do not do her justice at all. I saw her walkin up church tonight wearing all white... wow!

So barbie, keep on doin what your doin.

I've had many people tell me my online pictures don't do me justice and whenever they see me in person, there blown away of how fucking hot & sexy = beautiful i really am. What i don't understand is, if u seen me walking on church street last night, how come u weren't man enough to approch me to say hello Barbie, wanna have sex,, how much u charge? lol, I guess most men are intimadated by me cause of my online persona because they believe i'm such a difficult person to deal with so they just avoid me all together. Ask Lucy, Lisa, Layla, Nina, ect.., they could tell u that i'm a nice t-girl in person, and not a bitch as i come across as. Most men disappoint me to be honest, i find majority of them big cowards, big pussy's, and cheap skates period. Anyways, i don't get it,, u see a celebrity star in person and yet u back out to say hi, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, lol.

[dom r]

I've had many people tell me my online pictures don't do me justice and whenever they see me in person, there blown away of how fucking hot & sexy = beautiful i really am. What i don't understand is, if u seen me walking on church street last night, how come u weren't man enough to approch me to say hello Barbie, wanna have sex,, how much u charge? lol, I guess most men are intimadated by me cause of my online persona because they believe i'm such a difficult person to deal with so they just avoid me all together. Ask Lucy, Lisa, Layla, Nina, ect.., they could tell u that i'm a nice t-girl in person, and not a bitch as i come across as. Most men disappoint me to be honest, i find majority of them big cowards, big pussy's, and cheap skates period. Anyways, i don't get it,, u see a celebrity star in person and yet u back out to say hi, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, lol.

Your avatar picture looks really hot and alot of men are shy when it comes to meeting beautiful women like yourself. Guy's hearbeat (and mine) would pump VERY FAST when approaching a senuous pretty lady with a nice set of big tits popping out. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

I live in niagara falls, you live in toronto, wow thats only a 90 minute drive.

[Jizelle]

I've known barbie for years and she's always been hot

[T.O.admirer]

Hey Barbie,you look great. If you ever want company for a bike ride let me know I go riding all the time.

[Barbie_Swallows]

Hey Barbie,you look great. If you ever want company for a bike ride let me know I go riding all the time.

If u got a big cock, then it's free, if not then u must pay me for my escort services ok. Anyways i rode my bike again today from north york to downtown, and on my way back i saw a cute white boy age 17-19 walking alone around 6am at a plaza area and he asked me for a ciggarette and i said no, sorry i don't smoke. He looked kinda puzzeled after hearing my voice, as if he already knew i was a shemale =really a dude, lol. Anyways he didn't say anything bad or rude, he just walked away, which made me disappointed cause i porposley went there to try to pick him up and suck another dick & was hoping his was big. So anyways i decided to do a U turn and as he was walking my way, i lifted my t-shirt up and flashed him my tits. He gave me a disgusted look on his face and said "what the fuck man". I'm like sorry, it's hot outside. Now i think he knew i was a tranny cause i was wearing a black wig, which made me looked kinda phony and drag queenish. If he didn't know i was a dude, he would have smiled and said wow,, nice tits,, can i touch or can u give me a blow job.

He just looked so grossed out by me as if he saw a fucking Alien/Ufo freak show from another planet, not fimilar with the "SHEMALES, lol. He didn't looked gay at all, he looked very straight and straight acting. Most straight guys love tits if a girl flashed him. I guess i'm not 100% convincing as a woman. I guess i need more work & plastic surgeirese done or go back on taking hormones, to make myself look passable & beliveable, lol. But every transsexual, there's always something about them that u could still tell that it's really a man. Some people could read u right away as a shemale, and some people think ur just a real woman with big tits, with lots of makeup, and wearing crazy slutty & wild outfits and don't think nothing of it. But i do blame the fucking long black straight wig, with bangs that i was wearing, which blew my cover, but then again i don't care, cause i like who i am. Oh well what can i say, not every guy in the world is into shemales u know. At least i sucked off a hot 21 year old bisexual guy tonight,, but he said he was straight but obviously indinal of his gay side, lol.

Anyways his dick was a huge monster cock and i was sucking on it for a good 20 minutes. he didn't wanted to kiss on the lips or have me touch his face, wierd eh? I asked him to fuck me but he said no and said he consider that dirty. I replied back saying well i take a shower everyday and i don't have shit up my ass, i'm clean. I guess he was nervous cause i'm a shemale and he's not used to that type u know cause he said i was his first one. Oh well,, even if a guy has a big monster cock,, and appear to be masculine looking, when u get them alone with u, they are still big fucking pussy's! I think shemales are much more braver then men, women, gay/straight/bisexual people in the world, cause we go out in society being transgender 24/7 and not giving a fuck what people think. Some such as myself am open being a shemale and some are not. What can i say, we transsexuals are much stronger, braver, extroverted (well at least i am, lol) people period and that's a fact. I hope u enjoyed reading my latest reality story. Bye bye!

B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com

[Mr. Kennedy]

I enjoy reading all of it and wish i was in the next story