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so in the same idea of being newb here i thought everyone one was pulling my leg about this place, yes ive seen hooker harveys and the such but i thought this was a myth untill a week ago
. well i start in the borrows of brampton in Body English celebrating my buddys bday and it figures id be the one to hit on one of the managers daughters...sigh, so i was "escorted" out the door with a gold card and her number as compensation. now its around 1am and im still buzzed so i decided to check out torontos exiting club scene (maybe troll a few mcdonalds) but i and my head got distracted going down younge (soo many beautys) and it hits me, past posts on here about maitland st. so after finding out that its a one way road i circled around and stoped my car for a smoke.
now no offense but torontos got some really dumb theives! there i am smoking like a monkey and 3guys walk up 2me two move to the other side of the street opposite my car and the guy asks for a lite, i pull out my zippo and he mustve seen my old security badge i got dangiling around the rearview mirror but he drops his smoke and runs to the others muttering 5-0,lmao.
so i start walking off my buzz and i round a corner next to a tennis court and there is the begining of the guantlet!
rite in front of me stood a 6'2" blonde with a skin tight dress and high heels smiling at me...duh went the brain. i went with the normal "je nepar english" line and continued walking,hehe.. and just past a gated house complex i spot two girls which admitingly i would look better in heels then those, one was asian..esq and one as russian...and i stay with my original line about the looks.
a little further up i meet up with my friends the robbers which seemed to want to avoid eye contact, and with a look around i notice im close to georges play (i thnk thats the name) and there was a cluster of girls around the corner, one was white wearing a black and white dress red wig and an extra 40lbs on the front, and a few others i didnt really notice, heading towards younge i am finnaly hit with the only girl there wit a bolt on package which didnt look that bad again asain with c cups and a tite litle body...so i start heading back to my ride and i notice a white cube van (pay attention evr1) so as i round the corner a undercover crept out of the back, just a warning for those who go for more then looks.. well i head back to my ride and i notice the two "sisters" had found a john to play with, he looked completely embaressed, but with my curiosity subsided i headed home for work...so now if anyone else would like to name any of these girls go for it, and welcoming all others views of the neighbourhood! skotty
. well i start in the borrows of brampton in Body English celebrating my buddys bday and it figures id be the one to hit on one of the managers daughters...sigh, so i was "escorted" out the door with a gold card and her number as compensation. now its around 1am and im still buzzed so i decided to check out torontos exiting club scene (maybe troll a few mcdonalds) but i and my head got distracted going down younge (soo many beautys) and it hits me, past posts on here about maitland st. so after finding out that its a one way road i circled around and stoped my car for a smoke.now no offense but torontos got some really dumb theives! there i am smoking like a monkey and 3guys walk up 2me two move to the other side of the street opposite my car and the guy asks for a lite, i pull out my zippo and he mustve seen my old security badge i got dangiling around the rearview mirror but he drops his smoke and runs to the others muttering 5-0,lmao.
so i start walking off my buzz and i round a corner next to a tennis court and there is the begining of the guantlet!
rite in front of me stood a 6'2" blonde with a skin tight dress and high heels smiling at me...duh went the brain. i went with the normal "je nepar english" line and continued walking,hehe.. and just past a gated house complex i spot two girls which admitingly i would look better in heels then those, one was asian..esq and one as russian...and i stay with my original line about the looks.a little further up i meet up with my friends the robbers which seemed to want to avoid eye contact, and with a look around i notice im close to georges play (i thnk thats the name) and there was a cluster of girls around the corner, one was white wearing a black and white dress red wig and an extra 40lbs on the front, and a few others i didnt really notice, heading towards younge i am finnaly hit with the only girl there wit a bolt on package which didnt look that bad again asain with c cups and a tite litle body...so i start heading back to my ride and i notice a white cube van (pay attention evr1) so as i round the corner a undercover crept out of the back, just a warning for those who go for more then looks.. well i head back to my ride and i notice the two "sisters" had found a john to play with, he looked completely embaressed, but with my curiosity subsided i headed home for work...so now if anyone else would like to name any of these girls go for it, and welcoming all others views of the neighbourhood! skotty
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