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  • ("B@rbie Swallows") Movie Reviews! "THE EXPENDABLES" 1'Hr & 43 Mins. Rated: R




    "THE EXPENDABLES"

    Violence, Action
    Language May Offend
    1 hr & 43 mins


    International action icons Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham and Jet Li team up for the first time ever in THE EXPENDABLES. The film follows a group of mercenaries on a mission to overthrow a corrupt South American dictator. Co-starring Academy Award nominee Mickey Rourke, Academy Award nominee Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter, WWE star 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin and ultimate fighting champion Randy Couture.

    Director: Sylvester Stallone

    Cast - Major:
    Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Eric Roberts, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Austin, Nick Searcy

    Official Site: http://expendablesthemovie.com/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s

    So I went with my friend Tony to see this movie last night, and i appoligize during the last 2 weeks i didn't see any movies out in theaters, it's because my grandpa died and i was feeling too depressed to go out, but i decided to go back back to my old routine. I must say this movie blown my mind away, it's a non stop action, suspence, triller movie. Lot's of blood, lot's of violence and a few comedy parts. I liked the part when Bruce Willis asked Sylvester Stallone & Arnold Schwarzenegger if u 2 are both gonna suck each other cocks? Everybody laughed in the theaters with that scene. I was surprised cause i thought i would hate this film, but it's wasn't bad.


    I was very entertained and my eyes were glued to the movie during the whole time. I wasn't bored at all and i enjoyed watching it. All of the stars in the this film are old, and they have aged alot, u can tell from all the wrinkles all over there faces,, but there still fucking hot, just much hotter lookings 20 years ago in there younger days in films. This movie is more of a guys movie because of all the killings, blood & disgusting parts in it. I give this movie a 9/1O. Go check it out,, i sure enjoyed it, and i'm sure u won't be disappointed either. Bye bye...


    B@rbie Swallows
    www.BarbieSwallows.com


  • #2
    I saw it last night, it was what I expected. Not bad, good for a few laughs.

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    • #3
      I wasn't expecting much and got even less. Stallone is so roided
      out it's pretty pathetic. Overall the movie was entertaining and it
      served it's purpose but could have been way better. I liked the use
      of the AA-12 fully automatic 12 gauge assault weapon and overall
      the action was descent. They called the cast "All star" but without
      Chuck Norris & Van damme it was just OK.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Einstein View Post
        I wasn't expecting much and got even less. Stallone is so roided
        out it's pretty pathetic. Overall the movie was entertaining and it
        served it's purpose but could have been way better. I liked the use
        of the AA-12 fully automatic 12 gauge assault weapon and overall
        the action was descent. They called the cast "All star" but without
        Chuck Norris & Van damme it was just OK.

        (1) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

        (2) Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

        (3) When the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

        (4)They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

        (5) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


        "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :D

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        • #5
          im going to go see it this weekend

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          • #6
            Originally posted by merelypink View Post
            im going to go see it this weekend
            You are the best poster I have ever seen on any forum in the world that I have ever read.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jmmk View Post
              You are the best poster I have ever seen on any forum in the world that I have ever read.
              Lmfao I do not sense sarcasm here at all

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