LOL so I was at a mcdonelds and this guy wanted a blow job lol. I told him way in advance that I was a shemale slut and i also told him that if we make eye contact its GAY. He told me he wanted to be my love puppy so I slapped him and told him to take me right here on the table. He shoved a huge handful of french fries in my mouth and called me mommy for whatever reason. This is maybe why i think 98.007% of all men are homosexuals and desu desu desu.
he was railing me, granted a COMPLETE STRANGER and a chocolate milkshake stain was on his shoulders lol lol I said HOLY CRAP BRO look u have chocolate all over your shoulder! He thought it was poop and started choking me to death when the manager came over to break it up. I told them both that this is my first time ever having fries rammed down my throat and having sex with a stranger i guess thats why Im so feck'n rad huh?








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he was railing me, granted a COMPLETE STRANGER and a chocolate milkshake stain was on his shoulders lol lol I said HOLY CRAP BRO look u have chocolate all over your shoulder! He thought it was poop and started choking me to death when the manager came over to break it up. I told them both that this is my first time ever having fries rammed down my throat and having sex with a stranger i guess thats why Im so feck'n rad huh?









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