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name: This review refers to the lady who advertises in The Georgia Straight as "Canada's Premier Shemale 647-296-9767." I lined up the meeting but never made note of the professional name she uses, which isn't in her ads. She has different ads from time to time, usually showing a very curvy blonde woman with big boobs in a bikini. One ad that you'll find for her in the online Georgia Straight shows her measurements as listed below.
country: Canada (West Vancouver, in the downtown core close to Stanley Park)
website: The Georgia Straight (straight.com/classifieds)
looks: 7 or 8 (see below)
donation: $200 for the hour
age: 30s
height: 5' 10
weight: 175
measurements: 42DD 25 36 (see below)
cocksize: 8 or 9 inches and thick, cut
details: I was in Vancouver on business and decided to duck out for a little fun one afternoon. I picked up a copy of The Georgia Straight (Vancouver's equivalent of NOW magazine). I was very tempted to visit a very hot looking Ethiopian lady who was visiting (goes by the name Jasmine) but our schedules didn't click. I was attracted to the ad for this blonde lady who looked hot in the photo. After quite a bit of telephone tag and delays (she as out shopping), we finally met at her incall location, which is a small hotel in Vancouver's west end.
The lighting was quite dim and the lady initially didn't "blow me away" in the sense that she wasn't quite as hot as her photos. I wasn't sure that the hair was hers or a wig, but it didn't matter in the end. She is also a bit thicker in the waist than her ad claims. But overall her appearance was nice enough and we settled into a chat on her couch. In the end I was glad I stayed.
She has a very "zany" personality, and makes all kinds of really bad jokes impersonating Bette Midler, Zsa Zsa Gabor and people like that. I don't mean the jokes were unfunny to the degree that they are a turn off; rather, it's all part of her "over the top" drag queen personality, and she puts on a bit of an act while you visit her. It's corny, but quite fun. This is not normally my taste, as I prefer really convincing, down to earth girls, but I figured, "what the heck, I'm out of town" and I just went with the flow.
I was a bit unsure initially if I was going to have a good time, and I worried that once the clothes came off that I'd be with someone more "mannish" than I prefer (as she is tall and solid). But things began to improve quickly when she struck a few erotic poses for me in her kitchen, including one where she bent forward and stuck her cock back between her legs, pointing at me. I could see she had a really feminine ass and a really large dick. Combined with the big boobs, she has that overall "Brazilian big ass" shemale sort of body.
When we moved to the bedroom she really got into the session and we had a very prolonged 69, with her performing a CBJ on me, and me sucking her off bareback while fingering her ass. She has a lovely smooth love tool, very large and thick, and it stayed ramrod hard during the whole session. It's one of the most beautiful cocks I've ever encountered, truth be told. My mouth was sore for days afterward as she stretched my lips, forcing me to more or less deep throat her, which I enjoyed. I eventually got her onto all fours and alternated between sucking her big dong and lubing her ass and fucking her doggy style. She is ultra hot in that position and talks dirty. It was a blast. After the sex, she returned to her "flaming drag queen" banter which kept things amusing as I washed and left.
I would not likely repeat because there's a kind of flamboyant gay personality involved that, for me, detracts from the sense of being with a woman. She's just not my type, whatever that means. But I would recommend her if you're in Vancouver and looking for a versatile lady who is very well endowed and fully functional. She's actually very sweet and I never felt rushed, so if you take the plunge, be kind to her. As I was leaving I thanked her for taking care of my needs, and she actually thanked me for "helping her" which was a touching little moment between us.
username: enufsed
country: Canada (West Vancouver, in the downtown core close to Stanley Park)
website: The Georgia Straight (straight.com/classifieds)
looks: 7 or 8 (see below)
donation: $200 for the hour
age: 30s
height: 5' 10
weight: 175
measurements: 42DD 25 36 (see below)
cocksize: 8 or 9 inches and thick, cut
details: I was in Vancouver on business and decided to duck out for a little fun one afternoon. I picked up a copy of The Georgia Straight (Vancouver's equivalent of NOW magazine). I was very tempted to visit a very hot looking Ethiopian lady who was visiting (goes by the name Jasmine) but our schedules didn't click. I was attracted to the ad for this blonde lady who looked hot in the photo. After quite a bit of telephone tag and delays (she as out shopping), we finally met at her incall location, which is a small hotel in Vancouver's west end.
The lighting was quite dim and the lady initially didn't "blow me away" in the sense that she wasn't quite as hot as her photos. I wasn't sure that the hair was hers or a wig, but it didn't matter in the end. She is also a bit thicker in the waist than her ad claims. But overall her appearance was nice enough and we settled into a chat on her couch. In the end I was glad I stayed.
She has a very "zany" personality, and makes all kinds of really bad jokes impersonating Bette Midler, Zsa Zsa Gabor and people like that. I don't mean the jokes were unfunny to the degree that they are a turn off; rather, it's all part of her "over the top" drag queen personality, and she puts on a bit of an act while you visit her. It's corny, but quite fun. This is not normally my taste, as I prefer really convincing, down to earth girls, but I figured, "what the heck, I'm out of town" and I just went with the flow.
I was a bit unsure initially if I was going to have a good time, and I worried that once the clothes came off that I'd be with someone more "mannish" than I prefer (as she is tall and solid). But things began to improve quickly when she struck a few erotic poses for me in her kitchen, including one where she bent forward and stuck her cock back between her legs, pointing at me. I could see she had a really feminine ass and a really large dick. Combined with the big boobs, she has that overall "Brazilian big ass" shemale sort of body.
When we moved to the bedroom she really got into the session and we had a very prolonged 69, with her performing a CBJ on me, and me sucking her off bareback while fingering her ass. She has a lovely smooth love tool, very large and thick, and it stayed ramrod hard during the whole session. It's one of the most beautiful cocks I've ever encountered, truth be told. My mouth was sore for days afterward as she stretched my lips, forcing me to more or less deep throat her, which I enjoyed. I eventually got her onto all fours and alternated between sucking her big dong and lubing her ass and fucking her doggy style. She is ultra hot in that position and talks dirty. It was a blast. After the sex, she returned to her "flaming drag queen" banter which kept things amusing as I washed and left.
I would not likely repeat because there's a kind of flamboyant gay personality involved that, for me, detracts from the sense of being with a woman. She's just not my type, whatever that means. But I would recommend her if you're in Vancouver and looking for a versatile lady who is very well endowed and fully functional. She's actually very sweet and I never felt rushed, so if you take the plunge, be kind to her. As I was leaving I thanked her for taking care of my needs, and she actually thanked me for "helping her" which was a touching little moment between us.
username: enufsed
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