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"B@rbie Swallows" Had Sex With A Hot Guy Last Week & Turns Out He's My Gf's X-Bf! LOL
"B@rbie Swallows" Had Sex With A Hot Guy Last Week & Turns Out He's My Gf's X-Bf! LOL
I usually write my reality stories right away whenever i experience something new and controversial & funny, but i've been busy all week doing my halloween shopping. And i haven't wrote any new material on tgirlforums.com in awhile, so i was like, why not, just share this with the community, i'm sure they'll be laughing there heads off once they read the latest reality story of mines, lol. Ok, where do i fucking start now... Hmmmm, last sunday night, around 4am, i was riding my bike and drove past by Pape & Danforth area, and saw a cute guy waiting at the bus stop, he started talking to me, cause of course im a hot bitch, and who wouldn't stop to chat me up in hopes to get laid, lol. Anyways i forgot what he told me, it was just random shit, just to talk to a beautiful whore. Within the first 20 seconds, he asked me right away, he's like wait a minute, are u a DUDE?
I replied back and smiled and said, well yes i am a dude. He said, oh NO ur not, u can't be, stop lying! I'm like really, i am a guy, he's like how is that possible. Im like oh god, u just asked me if i were a dude, and i replied back saying yes, so why are u so surprised and shocked when i replied back saying i am a dude? He said well, u look like a hot woman, like a porn star, but when i hear ur voice u sound like a man, lol. So basically, i love ur look, but i hate ur voice,, im like oh gee thanks. He told me he's not gay, but says i'm pretty hot for a transsexual, i said thank u. And again, he kept asking me, are u sure ur not a guy? He's like it can't be, ur too perfect and beautiful to be a guy, how is that possible? I told him, i was born a guy, that got surgeries to look like a chick, & kept my penis to seduce straight curious men, end of story ok, lol. Anyways, i asked him lets go across the street so i can suck him off at the alley corner, he said no i can't do that, people are watching me, i'm like what?
He said, are u an undercover cop btw? I'm like, with my big tits,, do i look like one? lol. Anyways, he told me he's been drinking & partying for like the past 5 nights and getting high on drugs, which was very obvious. He asked me what my background was, and when i told him i was Greek, he looked surprised, cause i don't look like one. When i asked him what his background was, he was very private and discrete and wouldn't tell me nothing at all. When i asked him what his name was, he replied back saying, what do u want my name to be? Anyways long story short, he asked me to go on the bus with him back at his place, so i put my bike on the bike rack infront of the bus, and i sat at the back of the bus, while he was 2 seats ahead of mines. He finally 2 minutes later sits besides me at the back,, and asks me again, are u sure ur a dude? I'm like, hey if u want me to be a dude, i'll be a dude, if u want me to be a lesbian i'll be a dyke, i'll be whatever u want me to be baby, lol. That made him laugh and thought it was funny.
He was like i want u to be honest with me, i wanna know the truth, i'm like i already told u a million times already what my true gender is silly. Then i showed him a picture of myself on my cell phone, of me sucking a big monster cock. That obviously got him so turned on that he was getting a hard on erection on the bus. He told me this is where i live, are u gonna get off with me, i was like sure. As he was walking ahead of me, he kept giggling out loud, saying oh god i can't believe im actually doing this, this is fucked. He took me to his garage, and we were chatting and stuff, and again he asked me if i were really a guy and if i really did in fact had a penis, i said yea. He said prove it to me, i wanna see it. I'm like listen, if u show me ur cock, i'll show u mines, fair is fair. So he should it to me, and i was not impressed, very small shall we say, lol. I pulled out my tranny cock to show him, cause he was very interested and curious to see if i was talking all bullshit & once i pulled it out and showed him my dick, he was like wow, u people really do exsist!
I thought it was all photoshopped when i saw shemale pictures on the internet, lol. I was like oh really, u thought people like me weren't real eh. I told him, Santa Clause & The Easter Bunny & The Tooth Fairy & Fallen Angels from heaven are real too, incase u didn't know my little pet, lol. Anyways, he was acting a little bit crazy, those are the types of guys i attract for some wierd reason, maybe it's because of my alternitive lifestyle shall we say, lol. He would tell me, what are u doing here in my garage? I told him u invited me over, don't u remember? I was like if u want me to go, i'll leave right now, cause obviously, a part of u likes me and a part of u feel disgusted by me cause i have a penis. He's like ok stay with me, i want u to suck my cock before u go. So i got down on my knees and started sucking his cock, it grew hard and big, but my dick was much larger then his. He gave me a hand job, then he would stop and say, shit why am i touching ur cock for, im not a fag! I told him, don't u think it's funny that a shemale has a bigger cock then u do, and ur a real man.
I wish i never told him that, cause he started crying infront of me, he was saying this is why all the girls i met are leave me, it's because i have a small dick, thats why im single and nobody loves me, he said i should go end my life right now and go kill myself, cause we're all gonna die anyways, i might as well do it right now and ride my motorcyle over a cliff and kill myself. Then he starts talking about getting his gun, wanting to put a bullet into his head to end his life, i was like wow i said to myself, this guy is fucking crazy, i better fucking leave now, before he kills me, lol. I told him to please open ur garage door, i gotta leave right now, he kept begging me not to leave, i said sorry, im already late, i gotta be home at a certain time. He opened his garage door with that button automatic. He was crying infront of me, and i kinda felt sorry for him, so i was like i'll give u a hug, which he accepted it. While we were talking outside infront of his garage, he kept telling me shhhh,, my nabours are listening, i don't want them to know about me and u.
Lets go back inside my bedroom in the basement and sleep with me. I'm like incase u don't remember, i got a penis, he said i don't care, i'm just lonley and need company. He has such beautiful blue eyes to make ur heart melt for, and the fact he cried infront of me, made me change my mind to spent time with him. So he takes me to his basement which his bedroom is at, it goes down like a twirl the stairs, and on to the left he got his own bathroom, and on his right, i noticed he got 3 tv sets, and he turns all of three of them on with the the volume blasted out loud. I was like arn't ur parents gonna wake up, but the volume down silly. I asked him why do u have 3 tvs in ur room? He said it keeps me busy, im lonley, i like to watch tv. I'm like how can u concentrate watching 3 tv sets at the same time with different channels? He kept saying i do this all the time, i was kinda giggling saying to myself, wow and i thought i had issues, lol. He offered my something to drink, i told him i was fine thanks.
He cleaned up his bed for us to go lye down and we started cuddeling and he kept hugging me. Everytime i would try to kiss him on the lips he would move his head up away from me, and i kept asking him why do u do this, is it because i'm really a guy and u don't feel comfortable around me? He said he dose this with everyone, not just me, and i was like yea whatever. Anyways, i started jerking off under the blankets while kissing his chin and neck, while he was stroking his cock as well, of course mines was much more thicker & bigger then his. And to my surprised, he started giving me a hand job for 20 seconds and then stopped, and started jerking himself off again. I might add, that through out the whole time i was with him, he kept farting and blowing gas infront of me, and he kept saying he's sorry, its just a natural thing for a straight guy to do,, very crast of him u know, lol. He was dry humping my ass on the side of the bed, and told him to get on top of me while im lying on my chest to dry hump my ass to get hard so he can later fuck me, he was kinda lazy to do that, but i forced him anyways, and of course he listened to me.
The whole time i was with this guy, i felt like i was a mommy & he was my child and i was taking care of him, which is comon for those guys that are involved with drugs, cause they kinda behave very imature & child like. Anyways, i ended up shooting my load of cum twice while with him on the bed under the blankets. He has such a beautiful smooth pale white ass while his back was nice and tannned. I asked him what kinda job he dose and he said contruction worker, out in the sun all day. I asked him if he has any brothers, and he said i got an older brother name Speros, and i know it sounds greek but he's it's not. I'm like ok,, he got all tired, and wanted to sleep, and wanted me to sleep with him so i did. I woke up around 10am, and got dressed up and woke him up telling him i have to go home now, and he said to me, oh please cum back in bed with me and sleep for a few more hours till 3pm, i wanna be with u.
I was like i can't, i gotta leave now. He was about to give me his number, but i told him, u know its better if i write down my number for u. And i asked him if he was gonna call me, and he said no and then yes, and then no,, sounds like bi-polar? lol. Anyways he hasn't called and its been over a week so far, but im sure when he's high on drugs & when he's drunk, he'll remember me and start calling me,, that's what most men do with me anyways, lol. Anyways we said our goodbyes, i gave him a hug & a kiss on his dry lips and that was the end of it. The next day i called my gf Cheryl up, and told her my wierd experience of meeting this cute guy last night. I described to her the fact this guy kept farting all the time, he cried infront of me, saying he was gonna kill himself,, described how his bedroom & house looks like, he has blue eyes,, and when i asked him what his name is, he asked me what do u want my name to be, he wouldn't tell me, and he wouldn't kiss me on my lips whenever i would try to reach for it, and the fact he has 3 tv sets. Anyways, when i told her all of this, she replied back saying, oh my god, that's my x-boyfriend Angelo!
She said i can't believe he's gay now. I said relax hun, he's not gay, cause homosexual men prefere men not shemales, he must be bisexual and or straight but curious. She told me he's greek, but he wouldn't tell me he was greek when i was with him, i guess he was very private. Anyways, everything i described to her about him, he was act the same way around her, and she's a real woman. I told her, that he told me he met another transsexual a year ago, but he didn't do anything with her sexually, they just sort of fooled around, and when i asked him if i was hotter then her, he said i was. Wow, so wierd, i never expected i'd meet a guy, that turns out its my gf's x-bf from a few years ago. What a small world eh? lol. Anyways, i just wanted to share u latest reality story, cause i thought it was pretty fucked up, that i was sleeping with my gfs' xbf, lol. Now that i think about it, i should have fucked his cute ass, since he was unable to keep his dick hard for me through out the night, i bet he would have allowed me. Anyways if he calls me i'll keep u boys & girls posted about this guy, ta ta!
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