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So, for the first time in my life I bought a scarf today. Am I turning gay?

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  • #46
    I hope you're wrong.

    Originally posted by greep View Post
    Toban, You do realize there are gay cats and dogs.
    OMG! I never realized that was possible. There should be a law against that.

    I know my cat is a virgin still and he is never ever going out again, with or without his scarf!

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    • #47
      Originally posted by toban View Post
      I'm certain this young lady didn't make up that title!



      Greep, I have found an alternative for you to wear in the winter instead that new scarf - check this link below to see the originator of this fashion who says "Cats are way warmer than any scarf.":-
      http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10286009041

      No reason to worry! Actually, up North here everybody wears a scarf, real men, gay men, women, kids, and yes, even dogs and cats wear scarves too in the winter.




      And this cool chick had to keep her ears from freezing with a nice pink hat to match her scarf!

      Don't you know fur is murder ...or at least it will be if that cat pees down your neck!!
      "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
      Standing in a garage makes you a car."

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      • #48
        Originally posted by maddplotter View Post
        Tom Baker was the coolest Dr. Who. BTW he was not gay because he was married for a few years to his lovely co-star Lalla Ward (she play Romana II). She was a hottie.
        I knew he wasn't gay....( ok I assumed) but he was a good Dr. Who, a lot funnier than Jon Pertwee for sure....and that frilly shirt he wore....Now that's gay!! Lol.

        "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
        Standing in a garage makes you a car."

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Raging Bob View Post
          I knew he wasn't gay....( ok I assumed) but he was a good Dr. Who, a lot funnier than Jon Pertwee for sure....and that frilly shirt he wore....Now that's gay!! Lol.

          Actually, all British people are gay. Just listen to the way they talk .........

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          • #50
            Originally posted by greep View Post
            When I in my 20's I would never wear a scarf. I always thought it was a 'gay thing' But since my attraction for shemales is in full swing, Ive been worried about the direction of my sexuality. So today I bought a fucking scarf.

            And Last month I 'Nair'ed my asshole. What the hell is happening to me?

            Where am I heading? I dont want to be gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

            So far, at least I havent watched any Sex and the city. Thats a good sign.
            You're quite right to be concerned. A "scarf" is of course widely considered the gateway garment, the first accessory that bi-curious men like yourself adopt on the way to embracing an exclusively gay lifestyle. In fact, in pagan times ? the "scarf" was considered to be an extension of the penis which male villagers would wrap around their necks and parade about for potential same-sex partners to see.

            On the other hand, nairing you asshole? No gay person would be dumb enough to apply a burning ointment to such a sensitive region of their anatomy.

            You're most definitely still a hetro, my friend.

            Mind you. Give SATC a try and you might pick up some fashion tips. Sound likes you need them.

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            • #51
              I love the new Doctor Who and Karen Gillian is a fox! Now if you bought a bow tie, then we might think you are really gay.
              "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :D

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              • #52
                Imagine a bowtie AND a scarf!!

                ....and she's textbook redhead hot!!
                "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
                Standing in a garage makes you a car."

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