Anal hurts, How do i make it enjoyable?

[Guest]

Uh oh!

Oh Vic,

I am really so sorry you wasted your first orgasm on a dildo. Such a loss.
Now, and forever, you'll have this empty feeling when you reflect on it.
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you guys.

It's like you lost your virginity like a little girl riding her bike.

Oh, Vic.

Babe,
xoxo

[dom r]

Hay Girls, I would like to start with some anal fun....i have been with a few t-girls, but when it cums time for them to do me the pain is just too much for me to handle, can anyone give me some good advise on to slowly open my main exit hole?

Although I never tried it but keep on slapping vaseline on it like 6 times or use a slim dildo 1" thick or less, that even works on heteros like myself or just hump the girl's cock with your cock, you won't need any vaseline that way because you and her will produce your own cum to orgasm the way it should be just like when 2 lesbians with cummy cunts hump, I mean thats the way they do it when they're not sucking each other off.

[greep]

Although I never tried it but keep on slapping vaseline on it like 6 times or use a slim dildo 1" thick or less, that even works on heteros like myself or just hump the girl's cock with your cock, you won't need any vaseline that way because you and her will produce your own cum to orgasm the way it should be just like when 2 lesbians with cummy cunts hump, I mean thats the way they do it when they're not sucking each other off.

'cummy cunts hump', now thats funny.

[Roger]

Great site

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[Raging Bob]

Two words.....

SLOW DOWN!!!

[Fudgepacker]

Oh Vic,

I am really so sorry you wasted your first orgasm on a dildo. Such a loss.
Now, and forever, you'll have this empty feeling when you reflect on it.
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you guys.

It's like you lost your virginity like a little girl riding her bike.

Oh, Vic.

Babe,
xoxo

Hi Vic Durando,

Yes, there is only one way to learn how to handle it better. You just have to visit us MORE often so you can get used to it faster. They used lube, i hope.

In the meantime, don't forget to keep screaming into the pillow.
Remember, big boys don't cry.

See you soon,
Babe,
xoxo

I like your sense of humor, don't throttle back Babe.

[Guest]

Hi Fudgepacker,

Thank you. I am happy to have made made you smile.

The caption reads:
"Today is our first day. Do you know which one is the anal probe?"



Keep smiling,
Babe,
xoxo

[Raging Bob]

LMAO!!!

I love that you have these right next to each other!!

"The sound of a kiss is not as loud as that of a cannon, but it's echo lasts a lot longer."

The sound of that paticular kiss is "Quack,quack,quack,quack," Aurora Snow knows what I'm talking about!

[spyk]

Vaseline

Although I never tried it but keep on slapping vaseline on it like 6 times or use a slim dildo 1" thick or less, that even works on heteros like myself or just hump the girl's cock with your cock, you won't need any vaseline that way because you and her will produce your own cum to orgasm the way it should be just like when 2 lesbians with cummy cunts hump, I mean thats the way they do it when they're not sucking each other off.

Do NOT use Vaseline it's a petroleum based product. Use an anal lube that's water based or silicone.

[spyk]

Check out www.comeasyouare.com they are located in Toronto, Queen St W. They have a great selection of products and seminars! I attended one seminar on anal sex, and if anyone gets a chance to go it's worth it.

ps great staff they know their stuff!

[Raging Bob]

A seminar Do they give you a certificate upon graduation? They better! ....and it better be suitable for framing!

[brendan888]

practice practice practice