WTF? What's with the Jehovah's these days!

[dom r]

This is not the case - the United Church of Canada for one has nothing against gay marriage. They have gay ministers as well.

I mean in the bible it says that marriage must be between a man and a woman and that sex must only involve intercourse between the man and woman and any possible sexual acts thats not intercourse, for example oral,anal sex is sinful.

Point 1 to prove the bible false about sex-
If a man and woman are only supposed to have intercourse that would mean a young man who needs to cum 10 to 14 times per week would be fuccking his woman 10 to 14 times per week leaving her sore and in pain with no orgasm, including over population, so these 3 factors alone prove it was intended by nature for humans to have a wide variety of sex including masturbation but the bible is against this if its not intercourse.

Point 2- the bible is also against lesbian sex and nature(not god) created females for females as they are capable to share multiple orgasms together as they fuccck each other's cunst,clits and wet asses 50 times per week without any soreness or pain ever and unwanted pregnancies, thus preventng over population but the bible is against this because its not intercourse between a man and a woman. This all proves the bible to be false and that the bible is the word of ignorant man.

[santiago423]

I haven't realized how lucky I am in here in Calgary until reading this as I have had no Jehovah's in my condo complex in a long time (although I regularly find gifts from the Centre St Church ,like marshmallow peeps for Easter, in my mail box.) Last run in with Jehovah's I had I was walking to the library to return some graphic novels and wearing a t-shirt that said "Why Be Normal" (Yes I'm a nerd) when a Jehovah stopped me on the street, first asking about my shirt, then the comics in my hand. I was in a good enough mood to be polite up to the point when he told me how to bring joy to my life and I replied "A beer and a blowjob brings me a lot of joy, but I don't go around recommending it to others on the street." He didn't really have an answer for that one.