Preparation for a visit.

[Shyla Wild]

I had no idea you were capable of fucking around!

hahah...It's been better since I had the stick surgically removed from my ass.

[lodi225]

hahah...It's been better since I had the stick surgically removed from my ass.

If you have wood growing out of your ass you may want to cut down on the dietary fibre. But I'm happy things are better since your surgery. Was it a tree surgeon?

[Shyla Wild]

Would have been if I hadn't removed it at this point. I was debating if I should see a doctor or a gardener.

[lodi225]

Would have been if I hadn't removed it at this point. I was debating if I should see a doctor or a gardener.

Am tempted to engage in dreadful puns involving 'tree of life', 'treesomes, 'woody' etc. But I won't. I like gardening.

[Shyla Wild]

Am tempted to engage in dreadful puns involving 'tree of life', 'treesomes, 'woody' etc. But I won't. I like gardening.

lmao

[overhere]

The easiest way is to just buy a bottle of Fleet Enema from your local drug store.

Hey honey, when you go to the drug store can you pick up some fleet enema so I can clean my ass before I pay some shemale prostitute to fuck me in the ass. How exactly can one arrange these things if one has awkward domestic situations.

If I were going to an incall I think I'd rather do it on site, does it take long and can it be arranged.

[flight09]

Tell your doctor that you need a colonoscopy. That should clean EVERYTHING.

That is funny, but not fun.

[flight09]

Would have been if I hadn't removed it at this point. I was debating if I should see a doctor or a gardener.

Shyla you are funny and sexy.

[Locomotion]

Hey honey, when you go to the drug store can you pick up some fleet enema so I can clean my ass before I pay some shemale prostitute to fuck me in the ass. How exactly can one arrange these things if one has awkward domestic situations.

If I were going to an incall I think I'd rather do it on site, does it take long and can it be arranged.

This can be done in the privacy of your bathroom in about 20 minutes while you shower. It's just a small bottle full of liquid. After, you can have the dump of a lifetime. Then rinse out your bum. Nothing awkward unless someone watches you while you shower & poo ... if that's the case, then you really DO have an awkward domestic situation!!

[toban]

A finishing touch to the Fleet flush!

This can be done in the privacy of your bathroom in about 20 minutes while you shower. It's just a small bottle full of liquid. After, you can have the dump of a lifetime. Then rinse out your bum. - - - - - - !

For those new to rinsing out your bum, here is an easy way to finish the job with that final rinse recommended by Locomotion.

After you've experienced that dump of a lifetime, as he calls it, you need to ensure that you are really clean. The easiest way to do this is to refill the enema bottle with warm water and repeat as needed, to ensure that no crud remains.

Adding a bit of nice smelling body wash (or even liquid dish soap) to the bottle might even be a nice touch so you can be sure you smell clean back there!

[Alexis]

For those new to rinsing out your bum, here is an easy way to finish the job with that final rinse recommended by Locomotion.

After you've experienced that dump of a lifetime, as he calls it, you need to ensure that you are really clean. The easiest way to do this is to refill the enema bottle with warm water and repeat as needed, to ensure that no crud remains.

Adding a bit of nice smelling body wash (or even liquid dish soap) to the bottle might even be a nice touch so you can be sure you smell clean back there!

Do Not use anything in the enema solution that is not safe or recommended for internal use!!!

Very bad idea..

100% organic stuff from Lush is ok as it's safe for internal use..

Still stay away from sticking stuff up your bum that contains nasty chemicals..

[toban]

Talking about nasty chemicals

Any product normally used for personal use does not contain significant amounts of any ingredients that may be harmful to us. All products of nature can be considered to be chemicals and some of them are darned deadly!

In the hospital recently I had the displeasure of being slated for a colonoscopy. The nurse brought me the usual oral prep which, before I had swallowed it all, I threw up all over the floor so I was forced to endure an enema administered by an unhappy nurse/floor mopper.

Guess what was used in the enema? Plain old castille soap in a sealed, prepackaged dosage for one enema! Now, in case you didn't know, soap is also a nasty chemical substance made by boiling almost any fat with lye! Castille soap is made with Olive Oil with lye. Early settlers made their own soap with left-over beef drippings in an open kettle over a fire.

I took the liberty of checking out the ingredients in two LUSH products, which you suggest are safe, and guess what? These "Natural" products also contain a lot of nasty chemicals.


Check these nasty chemicals as listed in a couple of the Lush products and some of their alternate uses or effects:

Ingredient list for KARMA soap

Propylene Glycol aka HO-CH2-CHOH-CH3 or 1,2-propanediol (a solvent and an antifreeze)

Sodium Stearate aka C17H35COONa or common household soap made with beef tallow

Sodium Lauryl Sulfate aka or C12H25SO4Na (a laxative in enemas and a known skin irritant) and an ingredient in many shampoos, toothpastes etc [The first synthetic shampoo, Prell was made with this]

Citronellol aka 3,7-Dimethyl-6-octen-1-ol or C10H20O (a mite attractant, and an insect repellant)

Geraniol aka C10H18O or 3,7-Dimethylocta-2,6-dien-1-ol

Citral aka C10H16O or 3,7-dimethyl-2,6-octadienal (an insect repellant & unfortunately, also a bee attractant)

Limonene aka C10H16 or 4-isopropenyl-1-methylcyclohexene (a botanicalinsecticide)



Ingredient list for BIG SHAMPOO

Sodium Laureth Sulphate aka CH3(CH2)10CH2(OCH2CH2)nOSO3NaC12+2nH25+4nNaO4+nS

Cocamide DEA aka CH3(CH2)nC(=O)N(CH2CH2OH)2,

Laurel Betaine aka C16H33NO2 or Lauryl dimethylaminoacetic acid betaine

Limonene aka C10H16 or 4-isopropenyl-1-methylcyclohexene (a botanical insecticide)

Linalool aka C10H18O or 3,7-dimethylocta-1,6-dien-3-ol (a flea and cockroach insecticide)

Benzyl Benzoate aka C14H12O2 (antiparasitic insecticide)

Coumarin aka 1,2-Benzopyrone, 2H-1-Benzopyran-2-one or C9H6O2 (a blood thinner similar to Coumadin)

[Alexis]

Hmm..

I don't recall mentioning the 2 products you listed there..

Certainly wouldn't stick either of them up my ass either..

They also have some 100% organic products available..

Further anything that's "Hospital Grade" should be considered safe if used as directed.. (note the words should be)

Personally warm water seems to work quite well..

[toban]

Natural means ??

Hmm..

I don't recall mentioning the 2 products you listed there..

Certainly wouldn't stick either of them up my ass either..

They also have some 100% organic products available..

Further anything that's "Hospital Grade" should be considered safe if used as directed.. (note the words should be)

Personally warm water seems to work quite well..

No, you did not mention those Alexis but I did check out many of the LUSH earth friendly products and virtually all of those I looked at contained several man-made chemical components. Actually the point I was trying to make there was that just because something is said to be "Organic" or "Natural" does not necessarily mean that such a product or substance is safer or better than any other product or substance. There is currently a trend towards promoting such claims for all manner of things.

On the contrary, not all synthetic or man-made substances are bad or dangerous either, even though they may be composed of "nasty" chemicals as e.g. many of our wonderful life saving drugs that we have become so dependant upon!

I believe that most people are aware that mother nature has left us an earth with many dangerous and even very toxic substances around us including plants and many living organisms and I agree with you that we must take care about what we use in or on our bodies.

[Shyla Wild]

Instead of arguing what is safe or not, just go see your Pharmacist. She/he will sell you the right stuff and tell you how to use it.