Fully Functional WTF!?

[Dita Dior]

You do know that posting that is well...wrong.



No one asked you to watch it. I just said there is a lot of money in that. Watch 8mm. You'll understand.




Btw: Remember that up until a month ago you didn't know what a snuff film was. I asked you if you wanted to make one with me. Everything was going fine until I told you the ending.

So not watching 8mm. And true I didnt and thank god you told me or I would have done it and then pretty little Dita would have made Shyla rich and retired for life, and Dita dead and a even higher chance of going to hell then already.

[Shyla Wild]

So not watching 8mm. And true I didnt and thank god you told me or I would have done it and then pretty little Dita would have made Shyla rich and retired for life, and Dita dead and a even higher chance of going to hell then already.

Shit you misunderstood...the film was a 3some...You and I don't die.

Btw: Heaven is overrated. Sex is better in Hell.

[klonkster]

[Dita Dior]

I might have to take a hiatus from here. Some of you guys are fucking ignorant pigs.

Me. I hope not me. me and shyla were just joking around. Dont take us seriously.

[Modulus]

Me. I hope not me. me and shyla were just joking around. Dont take us seriously.

OMG..I am so sorry. I didn't mean that to be taken seriously. If you ever meet the two of us you'd understand why that there is no way I or Dita would ever harm anyone. I am terribly sorry if my or Dita's remarks were taken wrong.

Just for the record, I do not advertise or promote any type of pro-active violence.

[Dita Dior]

OMG..I am so sorry. I didn't mean that to be taken seriously. If you ever meet the two of us you'd understand why that there is no way I or Dita would ever harm anyone. I am terribly sorry if my or Dita's remarks were taken wrong.

Just for the record, I do not advertise or promote any type of pro-active violence.

As of me, we would never do something like that. I am scared to hit someone for yelling at me. Let alone do that, I am so so so sorry. Im a bigger pussy then a pussy cat.

[nacho]

"got hard and cum in access of 15 times in one day"
"it was all manual"

GOD ALMIGHTY, you must have one good looking hand!

Bol
Thanx I needed a good laugh. Too much online fighting.
My hand she?s alright I guess? but she is loyal?. Lol
Lots of porn my friend. Don?t know how else to explain it? lol

and ladies I knew you were joking

[Dita Dior]

Bol
Thanx I needed a good laugh. Too much online fighting.
My hand she?s alright I guess? but she is loyal?. Lol
Lots of porn my friend. Don?t know how else to explain it? lol

and ladies I knew you were joking

Thank lord, I was freaking out. If someone actually thought I would do that to someone I would have to shove myself in a body bag (im kidding I wouldnt do so).
Anyway glad there was no harm taken. If you ever meet me , give me a nice spank in my fat ass for my bad words

[Toronto]

all right all right ill do the film umm... wait what were we talking about im not sure...
oh yeh msog hehehehe

[dom r]

Why do girls put in their ad's that they are FF and then when you show up they are either unable to get hard or unwilling to try? I've only tried one girls services before and her ad says fully functional but when I got there and told her what I wanted she said she was unable to get hard. I've also read review where guys have said the same thing. WTF!?

That would be a major upset seeing a pretty girl and she cant get a biggie for me to suck or put it on my cock or in ma butt.

[dom r]

Well if I pay $300 to be topped and she can?t get it up where is my money? Maybe girls should limit the amount of clients they see in a day. Go for quality not quantity, I?d gladly pay more to get what I want than to pay money to be disappointed.

But back onto subject, Shyla?s and Paris? points are valid and good for her to limit her clients. All girls should, limit to what they can perform. It?s a business about customer satisfaction. That is what we pay for, if I was a male escort and I didn?t function I?d refund.

You are correct, shemales/females(?*) should tell their clients in advance including within 1 hour before the time of the date if they're able to get it up or not then it should be up to the client if he still wants to see her since hes da one thats paying. *well I wouldnt want a dried up female in 69 if ya know what i mean, ah want her wet on my face.......and cock.

[huge99999]

Tooooo far! Thats like whenever Lil Lindsay tried to jerk off your dog, and then started humping her if only that could have been a snuff film ahahahahahaaaa.

fucking nasty. I would never watch a snuff film. I dont want twizzlers anymore, I know what I can do whenever I have hormone cravings think of a snuff film *gag*

Thanks for the info...every time I see a picture of Lil Lindsay I will picture her stroking a dogs cock. Wow that is nasty. Maybe you should do a review on that!

[lindsay]

hi boys this is lindsay speaking, no i dont do dogs im so suprised that new girls who have just gotten in this bisssiness thing they can power over me well guess what the bitch is back and the chains are broken time to play i say, well little one im suprised you think you have the power. There one thing you dont gey over it ,

[luvtongue]

Any HARD girls in Edmonton?

Hey there, I would love to be with a girl that's really hard! Like veiny hard! lol but I'm always worried to go to one and find out that she doesn't get hard!
Does anyone know of any in Edmonton that actually gets hard??
Thanks!