Fully Functional WTF!?

[Hookupz]

Why do girls put in their ad's that they are FF and then when you show up they are either unable to get hard or unwilling to try? I've only tried one girls services before and her ad says fully functional but when I got there and told her what I wanted she said she was unable to get hard. I've also read review where guys have said the same thing. WTF!?

[nacho]

They lie; they get more calls if they say “FF”. Just like some girls advertise GFE and then they don’t kiss. Some lie about size, the list goes on and on. It ruins the business.
I will now only go to well reviewed girls, that way I know what I’m getting.

[lynn]

When Ive had my dick sucked off a few times a day, its difficult to squeeze one out for a new client on the fly.. Make an appointment, Might be better .. It just my opinion, I dont know the ladies you have visited..

[Rockheart]

It's something that few can guarantee but all do.

They just don't tell the full story.

FF twice a day,
FF with boyfriend,
FF with hot clients,
FF in the morning,
FF if they are well nourished,
FF if they are sober,
FF if they are drunk,
FF the day before a hormone shot,
etc, etc, etc,

There is so many girls and so many variations.
Truly there is only a few shemale machines that can guarantee they are FF 100%
That can be said for most men too, don't think that shemales are suppose to be more FF than yourself.
Can you get it up all the time anytime?
Even viagra doesn't guarantee anything. (althought bringing some with you doesn't hurt)

[overhere]

That can be said for most men too, don't think that shemales are suppose to be more FF than yourself.
Can you get it up all the time anytime?

I don't advertize or sell it, so what does it matter.

There is a reason why main stream porn uses the same dudes over and over again, as I understand it, few can perform at that level, always to be able to get it up, and get off regardless of situation. If a shemale can't perform at the FF 100% level, the ad should reflect it, or perhaps another line of work is an option.

[Paris-Montreal]

its impossible to garantie that we are 100% FF everyday i work i take cialis and sometimes its can happen for some reason thats can not be fully hard ... exemple when its 9pm after a very busy work day or when the guy do something thats REALY turn u off like keep talking like if he just take 10 speed before comme see me i have that last week and sorry but keep asking question after question after question about the everydaylife when doing sex is not realy apropriate do sex then ask your 300 questions after lol .. sometimes i even take 2 cialis a day and if cialis or viagra caint garantie 100% so then nobody can

[MarxusDebra]

that isn't functional? is most shemales like that? I thought the shemale just need to get horny to get hard

[sniperki]

its impossible to garantie that we are 100% FF everyday i work i take cialis and sometimes its can happen for some reason thats can not be fully hard ... exemple when its 9pm after a very busy work day or when the guy do something thats REALY turn u off like keep talking like if he just take 10 speed before comme see me i have that last week and sorry but keep asking question after question after question about the everydaylife when doing sex is not realy apropriate do sex then ask your 300 questions after lol .. sometimes i even take 2 cialis a day and if cialis or viagra caint garantie 100% so then nobody can

Ha- Good story Paris. Yeah speed freaks what turn offs.

[Hookupz]

Im just saying you shouldn't advertise FF then take $$$ and not be able to preform

[Shyla Wild]

There's a lot of reasons, some honest some not.
1- Hormones
2- She's High
3- She's Tired
4- She's not turned on
5- She Lied
6- It Happens to everyone
7- All the Above, None of the Above, Completely different reason.

I remember I went through a period in which I was very busy. I don't do drugs, haven't started hormones, I was into the guy and I was tired. This stuff happens. I began limiting the number of times I would Top to maintain my service level.

[toban]

It's Natures way of ensuring a plentiful supply of little swimmers in every delivery.

The purpose of the erect penis is to deliver millions of live sperm to the lucky recipient. It takes some time to form all those sperm and then for them to develop their sea legs, so to speak - a bit like firing an automatic rifle. When there are no more bullets left in the magazine there's no more shots to fire so the gun is useless! The magazine is usually fully loaded by the next morning but eventually, and then, without any warning it runs dry!

Why do girls put in their ad's that they are FF and then when you show up they are either unable to get hard or unwilling to try? I've only tried one girls services before and her ad says fully functional but when I got there and told her what I wanted she said she was unable to get hard. I've also read review where guys have said the same thing. WTF!?

Shyla has listed some of the many reasons in the quote below that could explain why this may have happened to you. I have highlighted of couple of items in Shyla's #6 & #7 that I believe are quite valid. There are also many times when the situation is just the reverse with the client not being FF at the time and unable to fully enjoy the expected experience that he had paid for.

There are many instances of this reported in the reviews and comments of this forum. As Shyla pointed out below - "this stuff happens." and, chances are it will likely happen to you someday too. Even the pornstar studs have had their bad days too.

There's a lot of reasons, some honest some not.
1- Hormones
2- She's High
3- She's Tired
4- She's not turned on
5- She Lied
6- It Happens to everyone
7- All the Above, None of the Above, Completely different reason.

I remember I went through a period in which I was very busy. I don't do drugs, haven't started hormones, I was into the guy and I was tired. This stuff happens. I began limiting the number of times I would Top to maintain my service level.

[Modulus]

Some of you guys obviously think these girls are robots, and not human beings. Like be realistic guy

[Shyla Wild]

Oh. I forgot. Nerves. As strange as it may sound, will all get nervous.

Thank you for the support Toban.

[Modulus]

Some of you guys obviously think these girls are robots, and not human beings. Like be realistic guy

They are not robots, they are human, just like any guy.
There is only a small percentage of men that can do it at the drop of a hat.
The same can be said for shemales.

Most porn stars are these type of people that can just turn it on and off anytime.

Truly when TS say fully functional.
They mean they still can get an erection.
I really don't think they mean it to be a guarantee, as much as a feature.

I think this term "Fully Functional" comes from the Pre-Viagra days.
Back then some TS on hormones could never ever get it up.
Just think of all the softies in vintage porn
Today with drugs almost all can get it up multiple times a day.

However has this led to the expectation of being super human?

Porn really gives unreal expectations.
Brazilian porn especially can put your expectations through the roof.
A majority of the shemales in Brazil are horny, hung and very functional.
However I have been to Brazil and would say the entire population has a higher sex drive and functional capacity, than people in North America overall.
I don't know if it is in the water or what they eat but they are horny as hell and can back it up.

[cmshooter69]

The purpose of the erect penis is to deliver millions of live sperm to the lucky recipient. It takes some time to form all those sperm and then for them to develop their sea legs, so to speak - a bit like firing an automatic rifle. When there are no more bullets left in the magazine there's no more shots to fire so the gun is useless! The magazines are usually fully loaded in the morning but eventually, and then without any warning it runs dry!


Shyla has listed some of the many reasons in the quote below that could explain why this may have happened to you. I have highlighted of couple of items in Shyla's #6 & #7 that I believe are quite valid. There are also many times when the situation is just the reverse with the client not being FF at the time and unable to fully enjoy the expected experience that he had paid for.

There are many instances of this reported in the reviews and comments of this forum. As Shyla pointed out below - "this stuff happens." and, chances are it will likely happen to you someday too. Even the pornstar studs have had their bad days too.

This is so true, remember people this is REAL LIFE and NOT a Movie. Porn videos for the most part are planned out so everyone involved is able to unload as much as possible for the video. In real life, things are usually NOT planned. Maybe she was hornier earlier in the day and jacked off, then you call, she goes but can cum as much or not at all. Maybe she's all stressed out with issues you don't know about. Like Shyla says, "This Stuff Happens", it has happened to me with an ex girlfriend. I'd been working lots of overtime that week, so I didn't see her, was horny as hell so I jacked off and cum bigtime. About a 1/2 hour after I shot my load she surprized me with a visit and was horny as hell for me. As much as I wanted her I could stay functional, it sucks but it happens.