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    "B@rbie Swallows"
    Top 1O Holy Commandments!

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    #1.) Thy Shall Not Have Sex With Any Muslims/Terrorrists! They Might Rob My Purse Again & Perhaps Kill Me Next Time. LOl

    #2.) Thy Shall Not Have Sex With Undercover Homosexuals/Bisexuals Or Straight But Confused Guys For Free! They Always Respect U Alot More When They Pay U For Ur Escort Services!

    #3.) Thy Shall Not Have False Idols As Role Models, Such As The Mighty Lord Jesus Christ Up In Heaven!

    #4.) Thy Shall Not Do Drugs, Such As Cocaine! It Will Make U Stupid, Crazy, Ugly & Old! Amen...

    #5.) Thy Shall Not Have Phony Fake Friends! Because They Usually Treat U Like An ATM Bank Machine, Always Asking For $$$

    #6.) Thy Shall Not Have Sex With Guys That Got A Small Penis! Sorry But I'm A Size Queen, I Love Big Monster Cocks!

    #7.) Thy Shall Not Trick Innocent Straight Guys Into Having Sex With U Being A Shemale! They Might Hurt Us Really Bad If They Accidentally Found Out That Our Cocks Is Much Bigger Then Theres! LOl

    #8.) Thy Shall Not Masterbate While Shoving A Dildo Up My Virgin Ass To My Own Pics & Video Clip (Narcassistic Self Obsessed Tranny Lesbian) On My Site At
    www.BarbieSwallows.com

    #9.) Thy Shall Not Use The Holy Bible & Rip Up The Pages To Wipe My Ass After Taking A Big Load Of Shit In The Toilet! God Bless!

    #1O.) Thy Shall Not Swallow Loads Of Cummm Shots If Ur Not Inlove With The Man Of Ur Dreams!! That's All Folks! LOl



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    Last edited by Barbie_Swallows; 07-28-2011, 04:38 AM.

  • #2
    ..
    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
    Jack got a shock
    and a mouthful of cock
    cos Jill's is a smoking hot tranny.

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    • #3
      I am far from being a religious person but making fun of the 10 Commandments, well that's just not right or funny.

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      • #4
        Barbie your awesome! Very funny post and I follow some of the same lol

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ray View Post
          I am far from being a religious person but making fun of the 10 Commandments, well that's just not right or funny.
          and this coming from a republican? lol im shocked,first off there are no such things as the holy bible god nor the 10 commandments period so take down that picture of John Boehner bifore i cum over there and take it down myself.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Admin
            There Ray,
            I removed and doctored the picture of Jesus as that was the only thing remotely offensive.
            Even though no one knows what he really looks like, except a ancient man with a beard.

            Anyway people have been making fun of the 10 commandments for years, it is perfectly acceptable.
            We don't make fun of their content, we use the concept of a list of commandments.
            That is the beauty of Western culture over others,
            we can make fun of our religion and politics without worrying about being persecuted or killed.

            Racism and intolerance are completely other issues.



            What about calling Muslims terrorists?
            Let?s stop the hate.

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            • #7
              I have issues with #10. I NEED to have my load swallowed to the last drop....my balls milked of every drop of stress. Now you're telling me it has to be love

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Barbie_Swallows View Post
                "B@rbie Swallows"
                Top 1O Holy Commandments!

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                #1.) Thy Shall Not Have Sex With Any Muslims/Terrorrists! They Might Rob My Purse Again & Perhaps Kill Me Next Time. LOl

                #2.) Thy Shall Not Have Sex With Undercover Homosexuals/Bisexuals Or Straight But Confused Guys For Free! They Always Respect U Alot More When They Pay U For Ur Escort Services!

                #3.) They Shall Not Have False Idols As Role Models, Such As The Mighty Lord Jesus Christ Up In Heaven!

                #4.) They Shall Not Do Drugs, Such As Cocaine! It Will Make U Stupid, Crazy, Ugly & Old! Amen...

                #5.) They Shall Not Have Phony Fake Friends! Because They Usually Treat U Like An ATM Bank Machine, Always Asking For $$$

                #6.) They Shall Not Have Sex With Guys That Got A Small Penis! Sorry But I'm A Size Queen, I Love Big Monster Cocks!

                #7.) They Shall Not Trick Innocent Straight Guys Into Having Sex With U Being A Shemale! They Might Hurt Us Really Bad If They Accidentally Found Out That Our Cocks Is Much Bigger Then Theres! LOl

                #8.) They Shall Not Masterbate While Shoving A Dildo Up My Virgin Ass To My Own Pics & Video Clip (Narcassistic Self Obsessed Tranny Lesbian) On My Site At
                www.BarbieSwallows.com

                #9.) They Shall Not Use The Holy Bible & Rip Up The Pages To Wipe My Ass After Taking A Big Load Of Shit In The Toilet! God Bless!

                #1O.) They Shall Not Swallow Loads Of Cummm Shots If Ur Not Inlove With The Man Of Ur Dreams!! That's All Folks! LOl



                B@rbie Swallows
                www.BarbieSwallows.com




                hahaha. I like it. But I found a little loophole. I found this. It's a chart showing all nationalities terrorist attacks on the US since 1980.
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                See the problem. All nations have terrorists. Therefore, no more sex.

                Originally posted by Admin
                That is the beauty of Western culture over others,
                we can make fun of our religion and politics without worrying about being persecuted or killed.

                Racism and intolerance are completely other issues.

                I don't know about that Boss. I did some searching this week concerning Free Speech Laws here in Canada and in the US. Now in the US they are protected by the First Amendment. But in Canada, they have no tolerance for intolerance.

                In Canada, advocating genocide or inciting hatred against any 'identifiable group' is an indictable offence under the Criminal Code of Canada with maximum prison terms of two to fourteen years. An 'identifiable group' is defined as 'any section of the public distinguished by colour, race, religion, ethnic origin or sexual orientation.' It makes exceptions for cases of statements of truth, and subjects of public debate and religious doctrine. The landmark judicial decision on the constitutionality of this law was R. v. Keegstra (1990)

                Originally posted by nacho View Post
                What about calling Muslims terrorists?
                Let’s stop the hate.
                Wait a second. Not fair. She NEVER said that Muslims are terrorists. She said Muslims/Terrorists. I believe the / equals the word "And". So, she said "No sex with Terrorists and Muslims.
                Be Excellent to One Another.
                :)

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                • #9
                  Wait a second. Not fair. She NEVER said that Muslims are terrorists. She said Muslims/Terrorists. I believe the / equals the word "And". So, she said "No sex with Terrorists and Muslims.[/QUOTE]





                  K I?m I?m gonna try stop clicking on her posts.
                  Don?t defend her she?s been on a racist tirade since she got mugged. Both her and this site are based out of Canada not the US. We don?t have freedom of speech, racism is not supposed to be tolerated.
                  Like I said I?m going to try and avoid her posts it?s not worth the effort.
                  Peace and love people.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Admin
                    That's not what I was saying.

                    In our free an democratic culture we have similar rights to the USA and other democratic countries.
                    We have the right to free speech to an extent and the right to congregate in protest or solidarity.
                    Insulting God or Christianity is different than insulting Christian people or sects, then it is human rights.
                    In fact 90% of Canadian law are just derivitives of American precidence.

                    The 10 commandments have been used by everyone, every comedian has their 10 commandments list.
                    There is nothing that Barbie said here that is any different thatn what more notable writers put into print every day.

                    In dictatorships and other un-democratic countries, you cannot speak of politicians or religious figures in any way but worshiping.
                    No one is going to throw you in jail or kill you for swearing about god or Jesus or the prime minister in Canada.
                    This is not the same as many other countries.

                    If you allow yourself to you can be offended by everything Barbie says, depends how you read it.
                    However she is trying to be a personality and not hiding behind a username.

                    I completely agree with you on Barbie being a personality. As I recently said, her posts are some of the most viewed and discussed. Like Howard Stern and others before her, like it or not people want to hear what she is going to say next.

                    As for Free of speech, I wasn't trying to attack the thread. I like it. I have seen 10 Commandment lists before (The best is the Mafia one) and I really did not take any offence. I was just saying that you cannot attack religion in a manner of Hate. I did not see any hate here. But you are right concerning laws and judgement. Police have bigger issues and those Laws I stated are in place more for groups (Nazism, etc) more then the man preaching on a corner.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by nacho View Post
                      K I?m I?m gonna try stop clicking on her posts.
                      Don?t defend her she?s been on a racist tirade since she got mugged. Both her and this site are based out of Canada not the US. We don?t have freedom of speech, racism is not supposed to be tolerated.
                      Like I said I?m going to try and avoid her posts it?s not worth the effort.
                      Peace and love people.
                      Since I am well versed in these laws, please show me where the Law was broken. If I am not mistaken "Advocating Genocide or Inciting Hatred" must be proven.

                      As for not reading her posts. That is your choice and freedom. If you take her posts as anything more then entertainment then you have a choice of what shows to watch, and what posts to read.

                      Lastly, I am not defending anyone here. I have never met Barbie. To say I am defending her because she got mugged is just not true. I was the one that explained to her that she cannot post a hate rant on the thread in which she got mugged. The same thread in which I stated the Laws concerning Hate Rants and Freedom of Speech that you are explaining here. But this is not a hate rant. It's a Joke.

                      Seriously people. We complain that the Government Regulates everything. We censor things needlessly. The internet is one of the last true places where you can say what you want.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Shyla Wild View Post
                        Since I am well versed in these laws, please show me where the Law was broken. If I am not mistaken "Advocating Genocide or Inciting Hatred" must be proven.

                        As for not reading her posts. That is your choice and freedom. If you take her posts as anything more then entertainment then you have a choice of what shows to watch, and what posts to read.

                        Lastly, I am not defending anyone here. I have never met Barbie. To say I am defending her because she got mugged is just not true. I was the one that explained to her that she cannot post a hate rant on the thread in which she got mugged. The same thread in which I stated the Laws concerning Hate Rants and Freedom of Speech that you are explaining here. But this is not a hate rant. It's a Joke.

                        Seriously people. We complain that the Government Regulates everything. We censor things needlessly. The internet is one of the last true places where you can say what you want.



                        I didn’t say you were defending her because she got mugged.
                        She got mugged by a guy that she thinks looks Muslim. People don’t look Muslim. Ever since she got mugged, she has had a thing against Muslims.
                        “Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in.”
                        Come on how am I going to get away from Barbie threads if people talk directly to me in them.

                        I’m not going to argue with you because half the stuff to come out of your mouth sounds like some kind of big-time lawyer.
                        You leave me going huh… what? I’m only smart in short bursts. So my mouth is shut… Next time I need legal advice I’m going to you… lol
                        Last edited by nacho; 07-23-2011, 05:55 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by nacho View Post
                          I didn?t say you were defending her because she got mugged.
                          She got mugged by a guy that she thinks looks Muslim. People don?t look Muslim. Ever since she got mugged, she has had a thing against Muslims.
                          ?Just when I thought I was out? they pull me back in.?
                          Come on how am I going to get away from Barbie threads if people talk directly to me in them.

                          I?m not going to argue with you because half the stuff to come out of your mouth sounds like some kind of big-time lawyer.
                          You leave me going huh? what? I?m only smart in short bursts. So my mouth is shut? Next time I need legal advice I?m going to you? lol
                          I knew I should have gone to Law School instead of Business School.

                          I understand your feelings towards Barbie's present views towards Muslims. But look at how she did it. Using the Old Testament. Those 10 Commandments are part of both Catholic and Jewish religions. Unless you are Hindu, almost anyone can take offence to what was said. And you are right no one looks Muslim, Jewish or Catholic.

                          Now remember that these are her views and opinions. She has rights and freedoms too.
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                          • #14
                            Im a muslim., I was raised a catholic, felt like shit 1/2 my life dropped out of school, joined the army, went to iraq.. twice. (fuck) come home to a fucked up family a fucked up town .. thankful I went to iraq and seen all them nasty people everyone here is oh so terrified of. WTf.. kinda altered my beliefs due to the fact I may have been responsible for some peoples deaths.. yeah yeah Allah is Great. But i think jesus is kinda fucked in the head!!!!!!!!!!

                            This is America ? Its a fucking joke, lemme get this off my chest first. Aint nothing here sweet, you all cant rant about how Canada is fucked with its hate speech laws. but I really didnt look to far into it. But true cant be yelling fire in a crowed theater.


                            But here I cant trick my trade Its Illegal. Cant smoke the Cannabis its illegal too.. yet within an ear shot of me is a dump stripper club with skanky crackho's and the alcohol flows freely. Great the cops have to use all their manpower up babysitting that.


                            try shopping in this town with the cross eyed christian bigots looking at you, buy a mascara and the whole town knows. its just another thing I dont give a fuck about. While the christian news hound bigot reports on how they busted 2 tgirls in a prostitution ring. Wow Thats a big fucking ring buddy.. 2 Chicks with dicks. Think the cock sucker can handle it?>?

                            I know Im going to vow to #6 thou shall have no lovers with dicks smaller than mine. I might just have to go back to fucking females cause there are a hella lot of dickless losers in my area..

                            FREE BRADLEY MANNING ..
                            Jack and Jill went up the hill
                            so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
                            Jack got a shock
                            and a mouthful of cock
                            cos Jill's is a smoking hot tranny.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lynn View Post
                              Im a muslim., I was raised a catholic, felt like shit 1/2 my life dropped out of school, joined the army, went to iraq.. twice. (fuck) come home to a fucked up family a fucked up town .. thankful I went to iraq and seen all them nasty people everyone here is oh so terrified of. WTf.. kinda altered my beliefs due to the fact I may have been responsible for some peoples deaths.. yeah yeah Allah is Great. But i think jesus is kinda fucked in the head!!!!!!!!!!

                              This is America ? Its a fucking joke, lemme get this off my chest first. Aint nothing here sweet, you all cant rant about how Canada is fucked with its hate speech laws. but I really didnt look to far into it. But true cant be yelling fire in a crowed theater.


                              But here I cant trick my trade Its Illegal. Cant smoke the Cannabis its illegal too.. yet within an ear shot of me is a dump stripper club with skanky crackho's and the alcohol flows freely. Great the cops have to use all their manpower up babysitting that.


                              try shopping in this town with the cross eyed christian bigots looking at you, buy a mascara and the whole town knows. its just another thing I dont give a fuck about. While the christian news hound bigot reports on how they busted 2 tgirls in a prostitution ring. Wow Thats a big fucking ring buddy.. 2 Chicks with dicks. Think the cock sucker can handle it?>?

                              I know Im going to vow to #6 thou shall have no lovers with dicks smaller than mine. I might just have to go back to fucking females cause there are a hella lot of dickless losers in my area..

                              FREE BRADLEY MANNING ..
                              I used to have rule number 6. Got really lonely....
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