I went to a bar this late afternoon, actually no let me rephrase this I walked down the street and this cougar screams at me "omg you beautiful woman come here come here". I went over and she wanted me to stay and have a drink at first I was creeped out because she was hammered, but then I gave in becuase she was nice lady. But the main reason I stayed is because I seen her husband G.I Joe shitbrick house beefcake man, uuggh I love a meatie man don't judge me. He kind of reminded me of KC from Oshawa. I miss KC 
So I had a couple drinks and I bought her a beer the husband wouldn't accept a drink (obviously I was trying to get him loaded to get in his pants and ride that big dick). Then I pounded a couple tequilas back and then some more and made her pound two back and laughed at her face when she couldn't even pound one back.
Then she started talking about her beautiful 17 year old gay son that she caught looking at tranny porn on her computer haha. And I was like oh you know im transexual, and she said no I didn't my husband picked up on it while you were shaking your ass down the street. Long story short I ended up making out with a 44 year old cougar to arrouse her husband. It kind of turned me on. And then we three way kissed, which got me hard
I hate getting hard in public lol.
She wanted a picture of all three of us, so that one she has but I have a photo of me and her. Her husband refused since he got a little too drunk haha, got to love a good man who knows how to throw em back. So where I am getting with this is tomorrow I'm having a threesome with a 30 year old muscleman, and a 44 year old blonde cougar with double d boobs.
As gross as this sounds (and I am still kind of drunk) but I want to suck his dick and this make out with him after he eats her out, is that wrong? I think it's the tequila talking or I'm a dyke. I don't care she was hot and her nipples were nice and firm against my big tonuge in the washroom. Get ready for my review on women tomorrow.

Dont mind the bad picture of me, I was shmmammmmerreeed!

So I had a couple drinks and I bought her a beer the husband wouldn't accept a drink (obviously I was trying to get him loaded to get in his pants and ride that big dick). Then I pounded a couple tequilas back and then some more and made her pound two back and laughed at her face when she couldn't even pound one back.
Then she started talking about her beautiful 17 year old gay son that she caught looking at tranny porn on her computer haha. And I was like oh you know im transexual, and she said no I didn't my husband picked up on it while you were shaking your ass down the street. Long story short I ended up making out with a 44 year old cougar to arrouse her husband. It kind of turned me on. And then we three way kissed, which got me hard

She wanted a picture of all three of us, so that one she has but I have a photo of me and her. Her husband refused since he got a little too drunk haha, got to love a good man who knows how to throw em back. So where I am getting with this is tomorrow I'm having a threesome with a 30 year old muscleman, and a 44 year old blonde cougar with double d boobs.
As gross as this sounds (and I am still kind of drunk) but I want to suck his dick and this make out with him after he eats her out, is that wrong? I think it's the tequila talking or I'm a dyke. I don't care she was hot and her nipples were nice and firm against my big tonuge in the washroom. Get ready for my review on women tomorrow.
Dont mind the bad picture of me, I was shmmammmmerreeed!
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