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[Dita Dior]

A gift, from us at the forums, to you.....

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oh my god *tears*, i dont know what to say!
i want to thank ...
oh fuck it, woooooo i win.

[LOLA_]

oh my god I love it so much I thought it was Natalie Portman for this year , you made my day shyla

A gift, from us at the forums, to you.....

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[Raging Bob]

Dita...congrats on the award..(although the nomination is the real honour!) ....and your mom is smokin' hot. Tia's right! Men objectify women...hell, we just do .....so what's your mom's number??

[Dita Dior]

Dita...congrats on the award..(although the nomination is the real honour!) ....and your mom is smokin' hot. Tia's right! Men objectify women...hell, we just do .....so what's your mom's number??

my mom says she's not cheap you wouldn't be able to afford her.
she says thank you though.
everyone keeps telling me and her that she looks younger then me. i am not impressed
shes 38, and we know my age. so well its sad. we always were twins from back in the day to now.

[Dita Dior]

Just knocked one out to the pics of your mother.
Thanks

lmfao.

i don't know if that should gross me out or not, but it made me laugh.
no one can have my moms number, she doesn't work
but i'm the other half of her and the younger version, and the less prude so doesn't that mean you would want me?

[Horizon1]

Maybe, if you could handle a bit of pain.

[Dita Dior]

Maybe, if you could handle a bit of pain.

do you know me good enough? i can handle a little bit of pain as long as you tell me what the pain intails.

[Shyla Wild]

My pink crop says "bullshit" on the handling of pain...

[Dita Dior]

My pink crop says "bullshit" on the handling of pain...

unless you want the huge cock that is bigger then yours or layla's then back down.
its mine!
thats not pain thats pleasure.

as for that crop.. well that fucking thing is pain. and i will be the first one to raise my hand on that one!
a fool would want to get hit with that. just knowing from experience lol.. i'll take a spanking any day, but as for that crop hell to the no.

[LAND SHARK]

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WHOA!!! Sexy hott Momma alert. She looks like a young Heather Locklear... Is your Mom single? Wow.

[Shyla Wild]

What does this

My pink crop says "bullshit" on the handling of pain...

Have to do with this:

unless you want the huge cock that is bigger then yours or layla's then back down.
its mine!
thats not pain thats pleasure.

1- I am not scared of big cock.
2- I don't chase other girls men.
3- What are you talking about?
4- Are you sure you are posting on the right thread?

[Dita Dior]

What does this

My pink crop says "bullshit" on the handling of pain...

Have to do with this:



1- I am not scared of big cock.
2- I don't chase other girls men.
3- What are you talking about?
4- Are you sure you are posting on the right thread?

nothing really, lol. im scared of that crop though, never being dominated by you again. you know what your doing but your too good for your own good.
you know how to paddle a ass. werk miss thing.

[Dita Dior]

WHOA!!! Sexy hott Momma alert. She looks like a young Heather Locklear... Is your Mom single? Wow.

who's heather locklear, and mom isn't single landshark.
i thought you loved me, now you want kee with my mommahawk. she'd come for you.
she's too expensive anyway ring or not.

ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY LIFE. I HAVE MISSED MY SHARKY BABY. MERWOMAN MISSES YOU.

[LAND SHARK]

who's heather locklear, and mom isn't single landshark.
i thought you loved me, now you want kee with my mommahawk. she'd come for you.
she's too expensive anyway ring or not.

ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY LIFE. I HAVE MISSED MY SHARKY BABY. MERWOMAN MISSES YOU.

I guess Heather Locklear was before your time. She was an actress on Melrose Pl, Sin City and TJ Hooker. She was also married to Tommy Lee of Motley Crue before Pam Anderson and later married Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi fame and your lovely Mom looks just like her.

Anyhoooooo, I'm on my way to San Diego for a couple weeks to eat some surfers... I mean for some serious relaxation and absorb maximum sun. I love being tanned.

Our kids and our dog might look something like this. LOL!!!

[Dita Dior]

look update

want to see me without the wig go check the new thread oxxo