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Okay I love Oshawa!
I love love love my sex, and everyone knows it.
Yesterday Candy and I went to a little bar downtown Oshawa and had a couple drinks and then she had Chili which I am still wondering if it was good.
Then we start walking down Simco, it was a beautiful day and all the guys were like butt ass naked. Well okay shirtless, but I undressed them with my eyes
I love Oshawa, all the guys look like bad boys and look like they just got out of jail. I love the bad ass villan look.
We start walking and Im getting hornier as it gets. Candy drank one drink, shes classy. I had 5 tequila shots, and 2 double rum and cokes. This was in the middle of the day. When im drunk everyone is good looking, okay? Take that in note.
We start walking and I see this guy that is some what attractive. He is walking down the street following Candy like a dog, he loved the cleavage she was showing yesterday. So then I look back and he is like following so I go up to him and say hi. And i was like your hot what are you up to. Hes like just heading to work and then I was like how big is your cock I grab it. Candy is looking at me like, this one is fucking nuts. It wasnt bad not small not big average. Then I give him my number. Then me and Candy are walking and we are looking for a taxi.
I call a taxi, by then he texts me saying im hot and saying he could have drived us too late sucka. Before we get in the cab I have this guy run across the road asking to use my lighter. I was drunk I wanted weed so I asked him in he knew where to get it. We get in the cab with him and then Im asking him how big is his cock and Candy is disgusted because this guy was such a crackhead look. But he was hot! I thought so at least.
So hes bragging and shit and then we pull out of a Dairy Queen parking lot. I leave Candy in the car and then he walks with me and then I am like lets see it. So he pulls it out and walks through the parking lot to the next street "Celina ST" this guy was hunggggg. I was like oh fuck me sideways. No I didnt get to suck the cock I only got to feel it and be teased. We get into the guys house go into a room and I start making out with him.
At this point the dealer or the guy didn't know I was transsexual. I show the dealer my ass, he was in love. And then I wanted to suck the guys cock but the dealer said not in there. So I give the dealer my number and we leave. We go and part ways and I never see that beautiful cock again.
Late that night I get a text from the dealer and then hes like I want you to be my girlfriend while I do buisness and Ill pay you im like sure as long as your not a coke dealer because I don't want to be caught up in this stuff. But then I told him I couldn't because I live in Toronto and only visit Oshawa. It was 5am he asks me to come over, I didn't but I got a shower and flirted with some hot guy from Calgary on bbm who wants to take me to Banff (what the fuck is banff?)
I tell him I'm transsexual. He doesn't know what transsexual means. I explain, and he was shocked he was like wow. I would never have known, but he was still turned on so this morning he booked me and we hung out all day. So if someone called today this morning, I was in Kingston , Ontario with him.
Then I get back to my hotel wondering if all my stuff was thrown away since I got back at 3pm. They used my deposit to pay the room, thank god. I go to sleep until 8. And then I get all dressed and do a client and then call my mom. I lie to her and tell her I'm in Toronto when I am in Oshawa and told her I was going to the bar with my boyfriend.
BOYS I WASNT GOING FOR A DRINK I WAS GOING TO GO FIND A FUCK! I go to the same bar as yesterday that I went with Candy and had one drink and remembered why I hate beer makes me bloated. I have a Hienkien and start walking. I walk down Simco.
I get to the same place I was with Candy but the other side of the street at the Church where I grabbed the guys cock and gave him my number but some guy asks me for a dollar to get the bus. I gave it to him he was shaved head ruggid looking all tattoos, tall and nice build.
I was like your handsome and he said I was handsome too I was like dont you mean pretty and he said he was too caught up in my beauty to speak. I was like good save bitch.
I ask him how big his dick was I was drunk and needed to get the alchol out of my mouth. We go to a alley way and he puts his cock out and pulls his jeans down and I get down and open my mouth and he starts face fucking me and I was like this is small.. and hes like it grows. Fuck did it ever. Up to like 2 inches to 8. Nice thickness (not thick enough for my ass) I suck him and suck him he loved me deep throating him but it hurt so bad from the alchol and I was getting tired.
I go and put myself up to the bulding and face him and he fucks me mouth, I gag and vomit. Lol and I stopped for a second he puts his dick in my mouth keeps fucking mouth and then cums all over my face and I was like bitch fuck you got it in my hair, I turn on my blackberry and retouch my mouth and my lips and say thanks and off I go.
Then I get to the DQ and I wanted Onion Rings, (which Im eating now and totally regretting but cant put down) ŵhen I get out of the DQ I notice I only had 5 dollars in my purse and I put all my money on my visa and its at my hotel. Im like fuck its cold im in yoga pants, long sleeved purple shirt boobs pushed up high and pink flip flops.
Deffinatly not dressed for the weather.
I sit on the side of the street eating my box of onion rings in the parking lot regretting buying them and wishing I saved that 5.50 and used the 10.50 for a cab to my hotel. Since I didn?t want to walk a half hour.
I always luck out I swear to fucking god. The greek sex god must have been looking down on me and said this bitch needs to get raped. Because some jeep comes over kind of like a Hummer but not it was called Patriot on the back of it. Black tinted windows, this guy was ballin. He stopped by me and said you look lost. I said no just being fat then burn the fat off walking. I tell him where Im going he offers me a drive.
I get in the vechile and we start talking at this point not knowing I was transsexual. We get to a stop light he grabs my head and starts making out with me. This guy was cute! Spiked hair brown handsome manly face, no facial hair. Beautiful eyes, straight teeth, nice lips, okay body but I couldnt tell at this point. He was just driving to the bar to see a buddy for drinks but seen me and wanted to take me for a drink. But before the light turned green he puts my hand down on his crotch. This was a monster cock fuck me was it ever. Where do I find these cocks I don?t know!!
9 inches, or 8.5 thick as hell. I was like oh my god so I didnt even see it yet but I am feeling in his gym pants and Im just like oh my god where is my wedding ring bitch why doesnt my boyfriend have a cock like you. He drives me to my hotel and I tell him to come inside because I wanted to suck it I go through the lobby and then he meets me at the side door of my hotel room.
I let him in and I get him to take his pants off and I start sucking that beautiful cock and smoke at the same time. While I am looking up at him while I am sucking then I said to my self fuck this why isnt this in me. I have my yoga pants on but I had my dick hidden between my ass so there was no bulge I get my condom tell him to put it on since it was big and he was going to have trouble putting it in. I pull my pants down on the back and put my dick up to my belly button and hold it looking like im going to finger myself he sticks it in and bashes me. This guy was like 24-26 I think. But then again I?m getting bad at telling age.
He starts fucking me and fucking me and this is in doggy, then he grabs for my "pussy" he grabs my dick. And then I felt his dick throbbing in my ass. He didnt know I was transsexual, and I bat my eyelashes and Im like " Oops, you didn't know I was tranny?" And hes all loving it, oh my god your transsexual I never thought id do this. Your so hot, I would have never have known you had a cock.
Then i throw him back on the other bed (two beds in my hotel room) and I start riding him I get hard and my pants are down at my ankles and he is fucking me and stroking my cock at the same time. He was in utter bliss but didn't know what to do with himself.
I get him by the legs and pull him up and bend over (it never left my ass) and I get him to fuck me doggy some more. Then I say my age, and that Im so scared and that I didnt know I was going to be hurt so bad but I like it and want to be scared more (bitch I wasnt scared I wanted to get pounded) he fucks me and fucks me then he said he was going to cum I grab the condom and throw it and open my mouth yummy cumm so white and thick and cream I swallow every drop.
Well..okay I thought it was all gone. I go and move my head and he keeps going he cummed so much he got it all in my hair
!!! I was so disgusted because when it gets in your hair it gets hard and its such a pain to get out of your hair. It feels like hard hard hair spray after. Then he is walking around saying oh my god I cannot believe she .. and then he looks at me kissed me and said thanks for making my week.
Then he asks my name again and I say my real name (not Dita) and then I give him my website so he could have my number. Lol. Maybe he will call me later.
That was my Saint Patricks day, I think I'm going to go do another cock then go to that club that I wanted to go to downtown maybe get lucky again ,and then update my Ad late tonight and get all the drunk sexy men.
Happy St. Patty's day boys. I had to post this now since this was just too good of a story to let go. xoxox
I love love love my sex, and everyone knows it.
Yesterday Candy and I went to a little bar downtown Oshawa and had a couple drinks and then she had Chili which I am still wondering if it was good.
Then we start walking down Simco, it was a beautiful day and all the guys were like butt ass naked. Well okay shirtless, but I undressed them with my eyes
I love Oshawa, all the guys look like bad boys and look like they just got out of jail. I love the bad ass villan look.We start walking and Im getting hornier as it gets. Candy drank one drink, shes classy. I had 5 tequila shots, and 2 double rum and cokes. This was in the middle of the day. When im drunk everyone is good looking, okay? Take that in note.
We start walking and I see this guy that is some what attractive. He is walking down the street following Candy like a dog, he loved the cleavage she was showing yesterday. So then I look back and he is like following so I go up to him and say hi. And i was like your hot what are you up to. Hes like just heading to work and then I was like how big is your cock I grab it. Candy is looking at me like, this one is fucking nuts. It wasnt bad not small not big average. Then I give him my number. Then me and Candy are walking and we are looking for a taxi.
I call a taxi, by then he texts me saying im hot and saying he could have drived us too late sucka. Before we get in the cab I have this guy run across the road asking to use my lighter. I was drunk I wanted weed so I asked him in he knew where to get it. We get in the cab with him and then Im asking him how big is his cock and Candy is disgusted because this guy was such a crackhead look. But he was hot! I thought so at least.
So hes bragging and shit and then we pull out of a Dairy Queen parking lot. I leave Candy in the car and then he walks with me and then I am like lets see it. So he pulls it out and walks through the parking lot to the next street "Celina ST" this guy was hunggggg. I was like oh fuck me sideways. No I didnt get to suck the cock I only got to feel it and be teased. We get into the guys house go into a room and I start making out with him.
At this point the dealer or the guy didn't know I was transsexual. I show the dealer my ass, he was in love. And then I wanted to suck the guys cock but the dealer said not in there. So I give the dealer my number and we leave. We go and part ways and I never see that beautiful cock again.
Late that night I get a text from the dealer and then hes like I want you to be my girlfriend while I do buisness and Ill pay you im like sure as long as your not a coke dealer because I don't want to be caught up in this stuff. But then I told him I couldn't because I live in Toronto and only visit Oshawa. It was 5am he asks me to come over, I didn't but I got a shower and flirted with some hot guy from Calgary on bbm who wants to take me to Banff (what the fuck is banff?)
I tell him I'm transsexual. He doesn't know what transsexual means. I explain, and he was shocked he was like wow. I would never have known, but he was still turned on so this morning he booked me and we hung out all day. So if someone called today this morning, I was in Kingston , Ontario with him.
Then I get back to my hotel wondering if all my stuff was thrown away since I got back at 3pm. They used my deposit to pay the room, thank god. I go to sleep until 8. And then I get all dressed and do a client and then call my mom. I lie to her and tell her I'm in Toronto when I am in Oshawa and told her I was going to the bar with my boyfriend.
BOYS I WASNT GOING FOR A DRINK I WAS GOING TO GO FIND A FUCK! I go to the same bar as yesterday that I went with Candy and had one drink and remembered why I hate beer makes me bloated. I have a Hienkien and start walking. I walk down Simco.
I get to the same place I was with Candy but the other side of the street at the Church where I grabbed the guys cock and gave him my number but some guy asks me for a dollar to get the bus. I gave it to him he was shaved head ruggid looking all tattoos, tall and nice build.
I was like your handsome and he said I was handsome too I was like dont you mean pretty and he said he was too caught up in my beauty to speak. I was like good save bitch.
I ask him how big his dick was I was drunk and needed to get the alchol out of my mouth. We go to a alley way and he puts his cock out and pulls his jeans down and I get down and open my mouth and he starts face fucking me and I was like this is small.. and hes like it grows. Fuck did it ever. Up to like 2 inches to 8. Nice thickness (not thick enough for my ass) I suck him and suck him he loved me deep throating him but it hurt so bad from the alchol and I was getting tired.
I go and put myself up to the bulding and face him and he fucks me mouth, I gag and vomit. Lol and I stopped for a second he puts his dick in my mouth keeps fucking mouth and then cums all over my face and I was like bitch fuck you got it in my hair, I turn on my blackberry and retouch my mouth and my lips and say thanks and off I go.
Then I get to the DQ and I wanted Onion Rings, (which Im eating now and totally regretting but cant put down) ŵhen I get out of the DQ I notice I only had 5 dollars in my purse and I put all my money on my visa and its at my hotel. Im like fuck its cold im in yoga pants, long sleeved purple shirt boobs pushed up high and pink flip flops.
Deffinatly not dressed for the weather.
I sit on the side of the street eating my box of onion rings in the parking lot regretting buying them and wishing I saved that 5.50 and used the 10.50 for a cab to my hotel. Since I didn?t want to walk a half hour.
I always luck out I swear to fucking god. The greek sex god must have been looking down on me and said this bitch needs to get raped. Because some jeep comes over kind of like a Hummer but not it was called Patriot on the back of it. Black tinted windows, this guy was ballin. He stopped by me and said you look lost. I said no just being fat then burn the fat off walking. I tell him where Im going he offers me a drive.
I get in the vechile and we start talking at this point not knowing I was transsexual. We get to a stop light he grabs my head and starts making out with me. This guy was cute! Spiked hair brown handsome manly face, no facial hair. Beautiful eyes, straight teeth, nice lips, okay body but I couldnt tell at this point. He was just driving to the bar to see a buddy for drinks but seen me and wanted to take me for a drink. But before the light turned green he puts my hand down on his crotch. This was a monster cock fuck me was it ever. Where do I find these cocks I don?t know!!
9 inches, or 8.5 thick as hell. I was like oh my god so I didnt even see it yet but I am feeling in his gym pants and Im just like oh my god where is my wedding ring bitch why doesnt my boyfriend have a cock like you. He drives me to my hotel and I tell him to come inside because I wanted to suck it I go through the lobby and then he meets me at the side door of my hotel room.
I let him in and I get him to take his pants off and I start sucking that beautiful cock and smoke at the same time. While I am looking up at him while I am sucking then I said to my self fuck this why isnt this in me. I have my yoga pants on but I had my dick hidden between my ass so there was no bulge I get my condom tell him to put it on since it was big and he was going to have trouble putting it in. I pull my pants down on the back and put my dick up to my belly button and hold it looking like im going to finger myself he sticks it in and bashes me. This guy was like 24-26 I think. But then again I?m getting bad at telling age.
He starts fucking me and fucking me and this is in doggy, then he grabs for my "pussy" he grabs my dick. And then I felt his dick throbbing in my ass. He didnt know I was transsexual, and I bat my eyelashes and Im like " Oops, you didn't know I was tranny?" And hes all loving it, oh my god your transsexual I never thought id do this. Your so hot, I would have never have known you had a cock.
Then i throw him back on the other bed (two beds in my hotel room) and I start riding him I get hard and my pants are down at my ankles and he is fucking me and stroking my cock at the same time. He was in utter bliss but didn't know what to do with himself.
I get him by the legs and pull him up and bend over (it never left my ass) and I get him to fuck me doggy some more. Then I say my age, and that Im so scared and that I didnt know I was going to be hurt so bad but I like it and want to be scared more (bitch I wasnt scared I wanted to get pounded) he fucks me and fucks me then he said he was going to cum I grab the condom and throw it and open my mouth yummy cumm so white and thick and cream I swallow every drop.
Well..okay I thought it was all gone. I go and move my head and he keeps going he cummed so much he got it all in my hair
!!! I was so disgusted because when it gets in your hair it gets hard and its such a pain to get out of your hair. It feels like hard hard hair spray after. Then he is walking around saying oh my god I cannot believe she .. and then he looks at me kissed me and said thanks for making my week.Then he asks my name again and I say my real name (not Dita) and then I give him my website so he could have my number. Lol. Maybe he will call me later.
That was my Saint Patricks day, I think I'm going to go do another cock then go to that club that I wanted to go to downtown maybe get lucky again ,and then update my Ad late tonight and get all the drunk sexy men.
Happy St. Patty's day boys. I had to post this now since this was just too good of a story to let go. xoxox
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